OFFICIAL DETROIT TIGERS V. CLEVELAND INDIANS GAME THREAD: USAUSAUSA EDITION

Detroit Tigers (44-38) v. Cleveland Indians (49-32)
Monday, July 4, 2016, 7:10pm EDT
Jacobs Field, Cleveland, OH
>rain delay

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VAN
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1. Ian Kinsler, 2B (.293. 16 HR, 52 RBI, 8 SB)
2. Cameron Maybin, CF (.359, 1 HR, 22 RBI, 9 SB)
3. Miguel Cabrera, 1B (.298, 18 HR, 51 RBI, 0 SB)
4. Victor Martinez, DH (.318, 16 HR, 50 RBI, 0 SB)
5. Nick Castellanos, 3B (.299, 14 HR, 43 RBI, 1 SB)
6. Justin Upton, LF (.231, 8 HR, 36 RBI, 5 SB)
7. Steven Moya, RF (.290, 4 HR, 8 RBI, 0 SB)
8. James McCann, C (.206, 5 HR, 21 RBI, 0 SB)
9. Jose Iglesias, SS (.260, 3 HR, 20 RBI, 5 SB)

SP: Daniel Norris, LHP (1-0, 4.09 ERA. 10.6 K/9, 1.6 BB/9)

>0-9
>National Television
>0-10

1. Rajai Davis, CF (.271, 9 HR, 31 RBI, 22 SB)
2. Jason Kipnis, 2B (.264, 11 HR, 46 RBI, 5 SB)
3. Francisco Lindor, SS (.300, 10 HR, 39 RBI, 13 SB)
4. Mike Napoli, 1B (.233, 16 HR, 53 RBI, 3 SB)
5. Carlos Santana, DH (.245, 18 HR, 44 RBI, 4 SB)
6. Jose Ramirez, 3B (.299, 4 HR, 32 RBI, 10 SB)
7. Yan Gomes, C (.182, 8 HR, 31 RBI, 0 SB)
8. Juan Uribe, 3B (.226, 7 HR, 22 RI, 0 SB)
9. Abraham Almonte, RF (0-3, 3 K in 1st G)

SP: Danny Salazar, RHP (10-3, 2.22 ERA, 10.3 K/9, 4.1 BB/9)

MAH
MAN
MAIN
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LEAFBRO

oh shit the beers may have got to me. I did that out of order

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rain delay

>tfw summer semester starts tomorrow and won't have much tribeposting time from here on

Go Tribe!

>mfw rain delay

>mfw

>0-9

Won't be a long delay, should be done by 7:30 latest

weather.com/weather/hourbyhour/l/USOH0195:1:US

POO

Wrong Indians

>mother nature ruining the 4th

come the fuck on

Where do you think Native Americans pooped? I'm sure their teepees came with preinstalled toilets.

In the woods/grass/garden, didn't have streets then mate :^)

they used dried bison poop for firewood/fuel.

rodney is good now?

Bumping for baseball (?)

He got good when he left our cursed bullpen

Who /too drunk to go to work tomorrow/ here?

>1. Ian Kinsler, 2B (.293. 16 HR, 52 RBI, 8 SB)
>2. Cameron Maybin, CF (.359, 1 HR, 22 RBI, 9 SB)
>3. Miguel Cabrera, 1B (.298, 18 HR, 51 RBI, 0 SB)
>4. Victor Martinez, DH (.318, 16 HR, 50 RBI, 0 SB)
>5. Nick Castellanos, 3B (.299, 14 HR, 43 RBI, 1 SB)
Is there a better 1-5 in baseball?

Obviously the SP and bullpen are shit and >upton still exists but objectively this 1-5 is pretty elite.

Don't forget when JD was there

>zimmerman to the dl
>sanchez to take his turn
Well great..

Crazy how good this team could be if they could pitch.

Maybe Betts/Pedroia/Bogaerts/Ortiz/Ramirez

I am too drunk. I'll need it because >we play the cleveland

Is it 10c beer night in Cleveland? Things could get ugly.

I'm going to do the drive down to Cleveland Wednesday. Hope we don't get embarrassed kek

>it is now 7:50

maybe...

Tell that whore to man up and deal with it

>Game starts at 9 pm
>three delays during game
>16 innings
>fireworks rained out
>Tribe loses 3-2

And it cleared up except a few sprinkles. I guess they want to be conservative, what do you want me to tell you senpai?!

If the Indians win, they clinch the season series.
>tiggers

it literally hasn't rained here yet again. it's like something keeps blocking it from ever raining

Definitely.

Why does Cleveland not want to play America's pastime on America's birthday? Why does Ohio hate America?

an average clevelander dream

At least we can afford the fireworks. And drinking water.

Ohio is the most American state in America.

Then why do you hate baseball and by extension America?

Checkmate communists.

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impemba: tarp coming off

>impemba
The nose knows.

Which place hates baseball, the one whose team isn't in first place or the one that isn't?

Checkmate ISIS

>rain is done by 7:30
>a half hour later tarp comes off

Welcome to baseball, now get your panties untwisted

>Which place hates baseball
The team that refuses to play ball because it's cloudy out.

Did George Washington give up at Valley Forge when it was cloudy out? No, no he most certainly didn't.

>Implying Washington didn't wait for the most opportune moments to strike

You know who didn't wait? Benedict Arnold.

Check. Mate.

You're right, Benedict Arnold didn't wait to betray America. We agree, the Indians are the Benedict Arnold of baseball.

rekt

>Impemba: And now it's back on.
i guess not

Well I guess I'll just drink more then.

Thanks for ruining the 4th of July Cleveland.

my channel 5 newsfu is at the game

What kind of ethnic is that? Paki..?

>You're right, Benedict Arnold didn't wait to betray America.
But he was in the Continental Army during the war, Detoilet. Just like Arnold, the moment the going gets tough they get pissy and defect. Perfect representation of Tigers.

>Implying you're not being done a favor by God not having to watch your team get swept again
So it's just another day in Detroit, no problem mate

that or Indian. Haven't figured out which yet

Cleveland fans are awfully arrogant after being good for 3 months

Detroit fans are awfully arrogant after being good for a week and being 0-9 against Cleveland.

How are we being arrogant?

You've been shit talking Cleveland this thread, that's arrogance

>make a light joke about how you won't take a tarp off the field
>retaliate by bringing city quality in and joking about children's lives being affected by lead in water and referencing to poverty
>points the finger at us

Says a lot about your fanbase honestly.

I hope everyone is rested cuz they looked like shit yesterday and now the pen is even worse than before

>citypost about cleveland is a bunch of losers
>citypost about detroit city quality
>i was just pretending to bantz, also wow >yur fanbase

No one asked you to start. Last time there was a game thread it was civil, I'd like to see that again if that's fine with you.

Apparently weather.com is a lying whore

Me too so let's not talk shit about people's lives worsening because politicians are scum of the earth

what kind of cuck would go on the bachelorette she probably sleeps with half the guys on the show before it's done what a dumb program

On this, we can agree on. I take no kind of stock in the Flint situation, it's sickening.

I literally do not understand why that asshole and his administration are allowed to be out of jail/alive except >capitalism >politics.

>On this, we can agree on

Fuck my life. WHEN DOES THIS GAME START

I'm bored there's nothing on TV and my internet is sucking ass come on already

It isn't. Cleveland just doesn't want to play because their bullpen is fucked.

I never understood why flint's politicians never got blame for anything but I may not know 100% of the story. Just kinda sucks they want to save $$ more than worry about the health of citizens.

Anyway politics is boring. Let's talk about July 4th. What you guys do today?

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We did our party stuff on Saturday and Sunday, today was basically just lounging around.
>based holiday pay

I miss Joba

Evidently they don't want to take it off just to put it back on and get the starters cold. Which makes sense. Except for all the times they play in fucking deluges.

KC tied it up

Smart.

Looks like Fulmer pitches Wednesday. Should be interesting since he's been very good this season, though apparently Indians have decent numbers on him. Funny I don't remember him at all.

I thought we haven't faced him this year. I swear I checked last series and he hadn't

>2 hour rain delay

Oh right, we faced him on his second, I think, start and gave him a loss.

Think I'm just gonna go do something else and forget about the game for the night. Sick of waiting

>Tarp coming off for real this time. Game time 9:30PM

>Tarp coming off for real this time. Game time 9:30PM

>Tarp coming off for real this time. Game time 9:30PM

>MUH POLITICIANS

And who elected them you fucking retards?

People in Canada don't actually like Drake right? Honest question.

Thank God. Watching the Jays about to BTFO the Roylels

And it was hardly even raining over here

The cities that are majority black. Detroit has had democratic leadership since the 60s without a break between that time to today.

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People jerk off to him but he's nothing special.. maybe all the Somalis in Toronto do but he's a meme

>Bases loaded walk
>Roylels

[citation needed]

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hot takes my the 5newsfu

>argentina
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First pitch at 9:30 according to the radio.

Lmao Royals getting STYLED on with a cheeky bunt RBI