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nice edition

do you want to kiss her?

Its the teeth that make her so cute, isn't it?

>no edition

fucking clown

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i'm going to be graduating in June with a 1st

I want to put my willy inside Cara's bum

IT WAS CHRISTMAS EVE BABE
IIIIN THE DRUUUNK TAAANK

already have
want her to go away now

If dubs I win the £50 million tonight

Also it was an absolute mistake casting Daisy as Rey and Felicity as Jyn, should've been the other way round.

youtube.com/watch?v=AewPI6vOrrg

Me and the gf

they're both shit actresses

all yanks should be destroyed

by destroyed i mean DESTROYED

do one nerd

Best porn site?

How's /gf2016/ gone lads? Interested to see the results

tblop

not particularly well

Blacked.com

if I don't get dubs then I win

look at that greasy fucking paki holy shit

exhentai

is it true that most yankee doodles can't drive a manual?

nice nose

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why did hitler declare war on millions of white people?

Can I borrow your account?

here's my phone number
01-21-do-one

shemalejapan.com
dirtygardengirl.com

yeah. it is pretty much only car enthusiasts such as myself who drive manual nowadays. it makes sense I guess because the vast majority of people don't give a shit about the car and just want to go from point A to B, and automatic is the best way to do so

ah yes, mum's ex-boyfriend is conveniently coming round for coffee after she broke up with her current boyfriend this morning

she also asked me if I was out tonight

I'm sure these events are mere coincidences

get me out of this fucking gaff I honestly hate the sket

>tory brummy

hilarious

well said Ken but what about Hitler

>living with your parents

>the vast majority of people don't give a shit about the car and just want to go from point A to B
Thought cars were pretty much essential in the US for literally any kind of travel

no x

literally nothing wrong with that
fuck off yank

Mission failed we'll get em next time

your mum is clearly gagging for some willy

give her one lad

One of m' mates keeps pointing out that I've got the burgers

>parentS
Somehow I doubt that

There is if you're over 20

check my flag you fuckin dinlo
FON

Watching that Amy Winehouse documentary finally lads. Her dad is a complete cunt.

That's because you were supposed to bring the buns you twat, you've ruined aussie Christmas

she can fucking choke on one for all I care, absolute cunt

FOB

good post

im going 2 be a wizord

That joke doesn't quite work but I appreciate the effort

Moist nigger dick cheese

Unless your mate has an extensive background in clinical psychology with a major focus on developmental disorders in children, I'd tell him to fuck off

why does ed sheeran look like a potato

>There is if you're over 20
literally nothing wrong with that

30? yes that's a bit weird
but not fucking 20 you fucking spanner

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Well, it is cheaper to have people on the dole than to subsidise industry.

And if those people who end up unemployed weren't going to vote for you anyway then it's win win.

going gym in 66 mins tbqh lads

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gf messaged me last night about being depressed and suicidal. didn't reply until 3am and she's still not seen the messages.

hmmm....

>thought from the thumbnail the body was Jude Law from Young Pope
>still works

CANNOT be bothered with girlfriends

Already had one of those

well if you are so obsessed with being a useless piece of shit and wanting to listen to your mum shag about then living at home at the ripe young age of 26 with no skills or job wouldn't seem too bad would it?

It's more pathetic to live in the provinces in 2017 than to live with your parents in london.

Sleeping in a tent because you're too autistic to get a job but don't want to tell your mum and dad you don't have money for a house is the true red pill

Still feel disgusted by that green turkey from yesterday lads.

I just can't stop picturing it.

>a bloo bloo how dare my mum does what she wants in her own home

>she should only do what her autistic baby wants because im a useless manchild runt

>im completely dependent of her for food and shelter but fuck her!

kys

I'm 21 you daft cunt

lol

it's the japanese way and therefore the true way

renting is a scam
it's much better to have a mortgage
if you're 25 and under you probably can't sustain a mortgage

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this one is a lot worse than I've ever had in terms of depression posting

luckily she's always up for a ride but I feel a tad grim when I get back

I'm very intelligent and it just turns women off because they're all such stupid whores and not on my level of intelligence. This is why I'm incel

my dad got kicked out ages 18 and lived in a caravan in a field and on site (working as an electrician) until he was 23

move out

don't get why people are so obsessed with owning a house
nothing says personal independence more than having 1/4 of your income every month for years on end being sucked into a black hole which will only stop when you're 70

There are people ITT right now that don't live with mum and dad. I want normies and students to go

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T'BUHTERT LUBRUL MEEDJUUR

*jumps out from behind a pillar*

BLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH!!!!!!

>tfw just one more day at home before i can go back to my flat

yessss

doing it for attention, don't worry

>don't get why people are so obsessed with owning a house
renting is too expensive for what you get, mortgages work out cheaper

ah yes, let me just move out into rented accommodation and pay someone else's mortgage

very smart

*jumps and makes a fist*

*realises it's you*

FUCK OFF STEVE-O NEXT TIME I'LL GIVE YOU ONE FOR REAL FUCKING WELL MADE ME SHIT MYSELF

A woman is more likely to donate a kidney to me than donate sex

I lived in a caravan from the age of 5 to 16 because my mum and dad could no longer afford a house growing up on a caravan site is pretty comfy desu and has taught me that the scousers are a kind people if you give them a chance

>gf texts me while I'm at work
>she's been triggered by something that brought back all the feelings of when she was violently raped in early highschool etc
>she's an orphan so she's got no family she can go to about this and she's out of town
>tell boss I need to duck out for an emergency
>comfort her over the phone for an hour while she's barely able to bring herself to mumble
>text her when I get on the bus home to see how she's doing
>chat a bit more when I get online, do some stuff with her then have dinner
>after doubly-confirming that she's alright, tell her that I'm going to just have some post-work relax
>messages me later that night saying how hurtful it was that I just ditched her

Don't know why I didn't leave sooner

>new years eve tomorrow
>no plans

Because you end up at the end of it with a sizable asset with a relatively stable sale price, and you're usually better off over the period of the mortgage than if you were renting and saving.
Now, getting a _second_ mortgage, either in sequence or parallel, is indeed extremely stupid.

*makes this face*

Fucking hell thought you were actually going to hit me hahaha

pikey

don't you lads want to be free to choose where you want to live at any time, to be able to go where the work is rather than having to stay in one place due to being locked into the mortgage?

bit gyppo ngl

travellers are fucking scum. kys.

>donate sex

*does the splits*

no

travelling is a meme and I'm more than happy to live in the current city that I live in

4-quads says you'll all be happy in 2017 :)

Fuck off you weeb cunt bastard

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wew

First good Australian post of the year. Well done to you mate.