Any doctors around? WebMD says I have aids.
Any doctors around? WebMD says I have aids
Yep. Thigh AIDS.
Could be leukemia.
Looks like someone pushed your shit in
definitely hip-othermia
Looks like you were teabagged by a giant
Definitely AIDS. Better go ahead and kill yourself.
You fell down
Leuk is the dutch word for fun, you should be fine with Leukemia.
So AIDS it looks like Africa
looks like Africa
Considering that OP is a faggot, it's probably AIDS
Looks like a gigantic bruise. Have you fallen off any cliffs recently?
turns out you're a faggot
>looks like Africa
It looks more like a dick and ballsack
Yes, I'm afraid it's AIDS.
You see the blemish is in the shape of Africa, also known as the "Space of Aids".
Holy fucking kek
That's what I was thought
Looks like road burn from falling off a motorcycle
Kek
Looks like Africa
Brown recluse bite?
Get your ass to a docter.
Looks like africa bruh
It is ass.
I told you to use a condom. when you fuck your dad.
Had that same bruise when my brakes failed on me while mountain biking.
Use some cream IcyHot make sure to use it in your balls too, to be more safe.
you have a giant dick mark on your leg. yep. you ahave the gay disease
Hip culture cancer
No, no icy hot. Bengay.
>webmd
>the source that you give ONE symptom and it says you have cancer.
Go to an actual Doctor nigga.
>The Green Mile===Dead Man Walking
You have thighsiditis. I'm sorry.
It's called roughhousing as a boy
If you didn't have atleast one of those for show and tell the gang would force you to play with the girls for a week
Nice captcha system Sup Forums
It actually could be HIV/AIDS as lesions known as KS Lesions happen during infection. And they are bruise-like marks on the skin. Not to try and scare you or anything, google it.
>not using the legacy captcha
newfag detected
You need a gold account for that.
You are a retard and got hit/ fell down.
But to be honest this thread is so gay that you might get yourself tested.
It's in the settings newfriend
Kek
Looks like a hip pointer contusion
you dead
Looks like your standard road rash
>squid
It's a bruise from a broken blood vessel in your hip. See it a few times from motorbike crashes. I used to do freestyle motocross shows and vids and seen that from flopping onto your side in crashes
Looks like shingles to me m8
Gracias amigo
no, it looks like someone branded a dick shape onto that leg, and did a piss porr job
Is this the aids too?
Damn show more ass
>tfw
Looks like you got your ass beat, OP
Rarest
There's a space in your hip that when hit just right tears a blood vessel and fills up with blood. It then spreads out and turns into the mother of all bruises. My buddy had one just like that that looked like a huge purple tittie the day after he crashed
is dat peppe on ur arm
That's Pepe
no a snake bit you
The mark of Pepe!
I know you are just a fucking troll, still, there are types of "rash" that come from hiv/aids. They appear around thighs, groin and pretty much the whole body when the virus get worse. I once noticed the said rash on a gay porn star's thighs in a video and I said to myself "Dude, you are screwed and just fucked up their lives too". It was scary, nowadays I'd try my best not focus too much on any weird skin condition I might notice on them.
You won't spread it around if I do right?
terminal bone cancer
internal bleeding? i dunno what could cause that but its my best guess