Any doctors around? WebMD says I have aids

Any doctors around? WebMD says I have aids.

Yep. Thigh AIDS.

Could be leukemia.

Looks like someone pushed your shit in

definitely hip-othermia

Looks like you were teabagged by a giant

Definitely AIDS. Better go ahead and kill yourself.

You fell down

Leuk is the dutch word for fun, you should be fine with Leukemia.

So AIDS it looks like Africa

looks like Africa

Considering that OP is a faggot, it's probably AIDS

Looks like a gigantic bruise. Have you fallen off any cliffs recently?

turns out you're a faggot

>looks like Africa
It looks more like a dick and ballsack

Yes, I'm afraid it's AIDS.
You see the blemish is in the shape of Africa, also known as the "Space of Aids".

Holy fucking kek

That's what I was thought

Looks like road burn from falling off a motorcycle

Kek

Looks like Africa

Brown recluse bite?

Get your ass to a docter.

Looks like africa bruh

It is ass.

I told you to use a condom. when you fuck your dad.

Had that same bruise when my brakes failed on me while mountain biking.

Use some cream IcyHot make sure to use it in your balls too, to be more safe.

you have a giant dick mark on your leg. yep. you ahave the gay disease

Hip culture cancer

No, no icy hot. Bengay.

>webmd
>the source that you give ONE symptom and it says you have cancer.

Go to an actual Doctor nigga.

>The Green Mile===Dead Man Walking

You have thighsiditis. I'm sorry.

It's called roughhousing as a boy

If you didn't have atleast one of those for show and tell the gang would force you to play with the girls for a week

Nice captcha system Sup Forums

It actually could be HIV/AIDS as lesions known as KS Lesions happen during infection. And they are bruise-like marks on the skin. Not to try and scare you or anything, google it.

>not using the legacy captcha
newfag detected

You need a gold account for that.

You are a retard and got hit/ fell down.
But to be honest this thread is so gay that you might get yourself tested.

It's in the settings newfriend

Kek

Looks like a hip pointer contusion

you dead

Looks like your standard road rash
>squid

It's a bruise from a broken blood vessel in your hip. See it a few times from motorbike crashes. I used to do freestyle motocross shows and vids and seen that from flopping onto your side in crashes

Looks like shingles to me m8

Gracias amigo

no, it looks like someone branded a dick shape onto that leg, and did a piss porr job

Is this the aids too?

Damn show more ass

>tfw

Looks like you got your ass beat, OP

Rarest

There's a space in your hip that when hit just right tears a blood vessel and fills up with blood. It then spreads out and turns into the mother of all bruises. My buddy had one just like that that looked like a huge purple tittie the day after he crashed

is dat peppe on ur arm

That's Pepe

no a snake bit you

The mark of Pepe!

I know you are just a fucking troll, still, there are types of "rash" that come from hiv/aids. They appear around thighs, groin and pretty much the whole body when the virus get worse. I once noticed the said rash on a gay porn star's thighs in a video and I said to myself "Dude, you are screwed and just fucked up their lives too". It was scary, nowadays I'd try my best not focus too much on any weird skin condition I might notice on them.

You won't spread it around if I do right?

terminal bone cancer

internal bleeding? i dunno what could cause that but its my best guess