Why do Americans build their houses in the middle of water?

Why do Americans build their houses in the middle of water?

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Dutch dispora.

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free pool, everyone knows amerifats are cheap fucks.

I thought that you, of all people, would understand them

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why do dutch build their countries in the middle of water?

that looks really comfy tbqh

dutch immigrants

It's a moat for protection.
Americans are fiercely territorial.

>It's a moat for protection.
>Americans are fiercely territorial.
This. Everyone knows niggers can't swim.

this thread is totally a bait for us to respond 'why do netherlands build their country in the middle of water'

oh...

>swampnigger
I am not surprised to be honest

To protect against brigands and knights

tfw no virgin gf

Rude

admit it

that house is in the Netherlands

in 50 years, maybe

How do you have a car then?