Hey Sup Forums I'm a virgin who just graduated high School and is about to ship off in a month to the military and I...

Hey Sup Forums I'm a virgin who just graduated high School and is about to ship off in a month to the military and I really wanna get laid, please help I literally have 0 contact with females.

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lower your standards. go for a 5/10 strictly for practice

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But I never get to see any girls.

checked

Prostitutes...

Life on easy mode.

Look important. The tuna will flow to you.

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Good luck being a government slave.
Too bad you couldn't figure your life out.

Go to bars and go for it you got nothing to lose
Also are you more 3/10 or 9/10 ?

Beg, borrow or steal some money and go find one on CL.

Yeah your right I shoulda been smarter with my decisions now I'm gonna have to do this for nearly 4 years I wish I was perfect tbh.

I'm 18.

I don't have any female friends.

CL?

what branch of the military are you headed into? I hear theres lots of sloots in the army and navy

Seriously i only fucked guys and wanted to try fucking a girl to see if id like it. Went to a house party to get drunk and kinda wanted to fuck this guy there. He turned out to have shitty social skills and I was clicking with this girl and I took last seat and she got mad so I said she could sit on my lap. Ass was phat. Anyway we talk and im a total nice dude because I had zero intentions of fucking her then she says she thinks im hot and that she likes that im not jumping at her so I decided to bang and she called me daddy. Later we where hanging out and she tried saying her dad tried to bribe her for sex. Ghosted her and told her I was gay because I dont wanna be around that. What I did learn was that I liked fuckin girls but that I wasnt interested in her. Just fuck whoever will take you and lower those fuckin standards because no one wants to have sex with someone whos leaving for 4 years. Unless they find the military thing hot then milk that shit like your life depends on it but just make sure you dont make a baby because that bitch knows you gunna have a steady income to support it. Sorry you arnt good enough for the real world and had to go into military

I'm going U.S Army Infantry, I know its shit whatever idc I make money. Sloots? You know like 90% of the Army is male. I'm pretty sure the probably taken.

Yeah well fml lmfao.

I mean are you gorgeous or not ?

They may have sluts but best for him to loose his virginity before he ships so word doesnt spread that he came in half a minute

Yeah I decided that Its best if I tell people in the military I'm not a virgin.

checked. yes there are girls that are litterally passed around - riden like the village bicycle

>are you 3/10 or 9/10?
>im 18

I didn't realize we were having sketti tonight

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Yeah I pulled up any photo I was able to find in my phone its not the best look I have I mean I could look better.

If it's you i would fuck you (male here sorry) but no timestamp so there's no proof that it's you

Nah its me OP.

Stop being a pussy

How?

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get an escort. they're like 150 dollars, she'll rock your world son

If it were that easy.

Yeah I'm broke lmfao.

I here the military is taking traps now. So your bound to get something.

KEK

Tinder or POF... gotten my dick wet a few times with then]m

I tried them but never got any luck.

Well fml.