Waifu claiming thread

Waifu claiming thread.

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Rules:
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>Only one claim per user
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP/ERP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!

Kyouko claimed.

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Claimed
Watching OniAi

Dio-sama...

Awwww yeah.
>Straight into the heavy lewd~
Upper arm seems like it be to petite for me, but hey, I'd want to try every part.

Saber claimed
Still dark souls edition

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Been lurking in thread my dude?


Shinoa claimed ',:)

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dfc

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(Mizore)
You are the one killing me, you are going for the low tier stuff and it makes me sad

(kiko)
>Where did i get the idea
By playing the game friend, i dont hate him. Ive never seen a good genji and you never will even at a decent level. He will only be "ok" at pubstomping

I could use more smug in my life
delicious flat chest

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Aya claimed.

Ds3 makes me want to fucking throw my controller at my TV.

A status symbol that proves that you are nothing else but another peasant.

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>not play it on pc with a keyboard
Noob

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Good anime
Watched it 9 times so far

So you're a fellow sweatshop dweller like me then? Only the sweatiest tactics are allowed here. I love it but I also hate it since there's no skill involved. Kek, being single ulted is bullshit but it lets you know you were posing a major risk and doing something right at least. Or the person just wants some easy kills.

>Green grapes are the worst
You may have the best taste in music, but your fruit is lacking.

No wonder akiko is best girl

wooot woot

You keep not liking what I like!
>Stop liking what I dont like!
Purple grapes are sweet, green are sour. Both are equal to me.
Cutie!~
Best fruit bro.

>controller
>tv
kill self shitter

Claiming best girlie!

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wincest
:( :( :( :( :(

>Flat chest
Nah gonna pass

rool
Delicious flat chest in this thread
can't yous spell sachi right?

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Hey Cutie with high tier fruit tastes.

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She looks more like a cobra than a viper, but Fireaxis also put tits on a snake, so fuck logic

you little motherfucker...

sachi is packing something

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nice feet

Rough pet.

My God, those FEET!

Just finished last episode of Rick & Morty. That was a good binge.

Welp...

Back to weeb shit, I guess.

>Mirai claimed

I prefer Lamias.

Gentle pet!

Woot woot!
>Lewd train coming in!
Sweet and sour fruits are great.

fruit pet

AY YO HOALDUP
DAM GIRL LEMME HOLLA AT YO DINDU'SHAWN HEE BE CHEKAN ON YO SHIT THEM BE SOME NEW ASS JORDEN ? OR JUST YO FEET?

Cutest Knight~

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Ayy

I got slaughtered by pigs many times :(

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Feeto

How'd your first match go?

Glad to see one who knows what's up.

Season 3 fucking when.

Beautiful Scientist~

best

Bird man :(

Not anymore, but i had a lot of years of being drenched in sweat. True but it still feels bad every time
Best nooooo, its only top tier taste

Thats fair, at least we can agree on some things at the end of the day
>if you catch my drift

People are bullying my shipmate
Wat do smug

lewd train?

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I still prefer my strawberries though.

Pffft

Swer on me mum, Smugs

>Drift
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CHEWSEES CREAST DAT BE RAWCIST
I NO MONKEY WE WUZ KINGS N SHIT

Confirmed for October 2016.

Also, sorry I didn't reply. I left the thread.

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Morning guys! I have about 30 minutes before I have to catch my train, so I finally have somemtime to catchnup with you guys! Anything I've missed?

nice feet
o.o
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Those

Fucking

FEET

Storm just hit, leaving till it clears.

>Mizore

>I'd want to try every part.
That's a lot of adoptions

>Ive never seen a good genji
I take this as a personal insult
Also, you don't 'see' good Genji's. They're behind enemy lines fucking up the backline
>He will only be "ok" at pubstomping
just like tracer he has an insane skill floor, and a nearly limitless skill ceiling
The chances of seeing a very good Genji below level 150 are slim at best. I'm decent with him. My aim could be a lot better but that applies to every hero. I just haven't played fps in a while

>akiko is best girl
This guy gets it

Oh I see the ship has sunken?

>shinoa

Take care dude

>shinoa

R.I.P.

But it doesn't really matter does it, considering there are an infinite number of universes and timelines? He's still alive in most of them, I'm sure. Hey, in one of them maybe Tammy wasn't a fucking psychotic galactic narc.

lets go to a park so i can push you on the swing ^-^

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Fine, similar to the game.

my pc is fucking dead. what the fuck else am i gonna play it on?

>was away fighting the nameless king. again.

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cute toes

sell your shit toys and buy a real thing

>aliens will probably invade to stop us from nuking ourselves
>might be hot
>might be dominant
>feelsgoodman.jpeg

Except that will never happen and the human race will just extinct themselves.

I already bought the fucking replacement parts. I'm just waiting for them.

Beat em!

They can go back to the one they came from for birdman

snek

That's bloody disgusting. Get better lewds

>Lewd late at night.

Disgusting.

Yep. Doggo has terminal spleen cancer. They dont think hell last the weekend.

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Goodnight.

~Shiro

Stay strong Rory

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The whole ending was a downer.

Then I need your help, how do I escape the cycle. It does, but deflecting High Noon feels even better. Top tier in everything but grape choice and offensive hero choice.

Aw shit it's happening. Wonder how they're topping that finale.

It's all good man.

Sounds good. Miss playing within the lower levels.

That's a shame Rory. Im sorry

Maybe I have missed something? What is up with the feet? Could someone explain?

Galky

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Akiko
Wtf
"We may be brother and sister but we're the opposite sexes"
Wtf am i watching?
Poor Akito

Sorry dude

DEATH TO THE STORMCLOAKS

I see you are trying to be especially cute today, whats the occasion?

I mean i never see them on the feed or on cards at the end of games. They are just kinda there usually
>just like tracer he has an insane skill floor, and a nearly limitless skill ceiling
>insane skill floor, and a nearly limitless skill ceiling
For tracer i agree, but anyone and their mom and can play genji. Run and throw stars, get ult, pop ult and hope you get 2 kills before you get dunked on

I did, karen wont stop the bullying though. I did everything i could, i said no, called him a nerd, idk what else to do

What did it for me was getting really good at a game. I hit masters rank in smite and that was the highest you could get at the time. I did that and was on a team for a bit and they taught me the ways of being sweaty and still having fun

Whatever it is I bet it's not as good as Aki-sora.

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Hey there robot, what's up?

sure
just let me cross the ocean that separates us real quick :^)
you live in us right?
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Nah.

I'm doing what now?!

Claiming this sweet piece of ass.

I feel strangely calm. Im more worried about my mum. Shes interstate and wont be back till after the weekend.
He at least lived 13 good years.

"Promise you'll sleep with me tonight"
Seriously what the fuck
>Mi liu

Nothing really. only reason i'm posting here is because I'm terribly terribly bored. WHat are you up to?
Shit man, that's rough. At least he had a long life.