ITT : Cringe shit we did when we were younger
> High school
> Be that faggot with a briefcase bag for my books also edgelord
> Tipex (Liquid paper) all of my favourite band names on it.
> Bulet 4 my valantine, Trivum, Thu Yuused ETC.
> The fact I didn't get my ass kicked everyday is a miracle.
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>see faggot with stupid briefcase
>it has stickers of bigger faggots on it
>cringe at the though of not kicking this kids ass every day
>be briefcase maker
>utmost pride in my work
>see kid walking to school with one of my briefcases
>feel proud
>but wait
>it has bird shit all over it or something
>look closer
>faggot has scrawled all over my fucking awesome briefcase with shitty band names
>contemplate running him over in my sedan
>be briefcase
>made out of high quality materials
>im literally 10/10
>some nice milf lady buys me
>fuck yea
>get home
>gives me to her faggot edgelord son
>he puts a bunch of stickers or some shit all over me, ruining my material.
>gets beat up at school everyday
>get home one day
>mom asks him how school went
>F-Fine m-mom...
>lel
>be samefag
>le rebbit
>cringe
Fuck off, fag, shit thread
>be mom
>son ask me for a briefcase
>go shoping for one
>find a nice and expensive one
>brings it to son
>edgelord faggot starts putting stickers on it
>o-ok
>be tipex bottle
>sitting in home office
>get picked up by some little shit kid
>he rips off my fucking head and smears my insides all over his briefcase
>"TRIVIUM" "BLACK VEIL BRIDES" and other such shit daubed all over the fucking thing in my own blood
>fucker stuffs me into the briefcase and takes me to school
>what the fuck
look at the poster count, dickhead
>Posters: 5
Try again, you stupid faggot
>be books
>be placed inside a bookcase with some gay ass stickers on it
>get AIDs
>mommy why did daddy leave me?
>my nights are filled with screams of terror
>i am haunted by the thought that one day i wont exist
>what is the meaning of being a book when some abomination is going to cause you to feel an unimaginable feeling of absolute bitter hatred for yourself
>i want it all to go away but it's an endless cycle that makes me madden by the century
>i am the nothing and i am everything
>the universe is me
samefag
>proxies or dynamic IP's don't exist
>be cow
>accept my fate as leather
>fuck yeah im going to be a briefcase
>Its some high quality shit
>big titted slut buys my leather, i didnt die in vain
>she gives the briefcase to her faggot son
>he desecrates my body with cheap liquid paper that looks like he splooged all over it
>nobody even hits this cunt for what he did
>i suffer for eternity because my body was used like this
INCLUDE ME IN THE SCREENCAP
Holy shit, are you literally retarded?
>contributing to baitception
Contribute or fuck off retard. Pic related its you.
samefag schizophrenia
You must have been abused as a child to be this much of a paranoid fuck.
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trips of truth
samefag
>be bored stoner on Sup Forums
>decide to make a cringe thread
>post my own story about a briefcase with liquid paper on it
>get an idea
>get behind 7 proxies
>post in the thread numerous other briefcase related stories
>change proxies each time so that the poster count goes up
>feel accomplished
>wank to trap threads
Be green text, dumb fuckers keep abusing me with briefcase stories, when did b start meaning bitch
U mad?
This is the worst thread on this board right now
>be retard who doesnt know how to recognise samefagging
>get called out on it
>ruin perfectly good thread
>try to save the day by greentexting and being a samefag myself to be meta
>everyone hates me
>i wish i had the balls to kill myself
samefag
>be leather fetishist high on MDMA
>browsing Sup Forums, rock hard and grinding my teeth
>see thread about briefcases
>imagine the smooth leather surface
>mmmmm
>without thinking, i'm jacking off
>cum buckets, thinking about tipex coming out of my cock
>clean up
>consider suicide for jacking it to the idea of some kid's briefcase
>doesnt even greentext his post
I agree. What could've been a good thread was ruined by summer
samefag
>be school
>kids enter me all the fucking time
>and I'm cool with it
>that's my fetish, yo
>but this one kid
>carrying a briefcase
>a motherfucking briefcase
>at first I was cool with it
>briefcases smell like leather
>I like leather
>and kids
>but this little faggot draws all over it with liquid paper
>and who the fuck knows what this shit says
>you can't read liquid paper, it looks like smeared bird shit
>but what a little faggot
>from this point forward, I only wanted one thing
>to collapse on this little cunt's head
>but I can't
>of all the schools in the region, I had to be the one that's up to code
>fml
samefag
> be me
> feel bad about brief case from years ago
> post about it
> have worst b thread ever
> fap to wincest
>be high school
>made out of solid 19th century brick
>feel pride in the quantity of human beings who take long journeys just to examine my insides
>my internal vision (some call it CCTV) sees some briefcase faggot inside of me
>is he a school shooter?
>literally shit bricks
>succumb to earthquake in order to end the emotional turmoil
>be lurking on Sup Forums
>see this thread
>figure it must be the same person posting different greentexts
>think that this matters for some reason
>post 5 times in the thread about how the samefagger should kill themselves
>feel good about myself for making Sup Forums a better place
>fuck my dad
samefag
>be me
>see this thread
>try to be funny and post greentext semi related to OP
>gets called samefagging faggot
>masturbate to cuck porn
Identicalhomo
Hahahaha
>AIDs
Well done, user.
Best one
>be this thread
>contain greentext accounts of events from different perspectives
>divide by zero
> be al gore
> create internet with hopes that one day someone posts a liquid paper / brief case story
> mission accomplished
thanks al gore
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Samefag
> be kid dieing of cancer
> granted wish by make a wish foundation
> wish for brief case with white out on it
> winrar
this thread is ass
Worst one.
2/10
lost
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nice!
cool pic too!
did you make that yourself? it has the meme font and everything! XD
> be user
> think someone is trying to be funny
> they were being serious
> hero myself
>be me, 14
>wear goggles on forehead 24/7
>swim goggles too, not even fashion
>pretend to be 'freerunner'
>jump over shit sometimes
>cut self because suburbia is brutal
>starve self because cool image problems
>drink cough syrup and eat benadryls
>listen to volcom
>snowflake with edge
>"I'll be cooler when I'm older"
>grow up
>browsing Sup Forums
>come across perfectly good greentext
>jump at opportunity to assess self
>ruin funniest briefcase thread with combobreaking cringe
>get all self referential to try covering ass
>panic and try to come up with punch line
>fap to pictures of 14yo self
Fuck off you fucking cunt dont take this fucking thread fucking seriously you fucking goggle wearing faggot go suck your dads cock and swallow every drop of fucking cum. Fucking fuck.
What are you even doing on Sup Forums. Lurk a few more years, learn how to behave and stick that xD up your ass
>be me, 14
>want to smoke so I can play with the smoke
>smoke a cinamon stick
>throat burns, start coughing frantically
>mom yelling from downstairs
>YOU'D BETTER NOT BE SMOKING
>No, just making the room smell nice
>DON'T START A FIRE
>ok
>try to smoke indense
>also burns nose as well as throat
>remember that there's catnip in my drawer my cat never liked
>roll a catnip blunt with rolled up computer paper
>tastes like actual soil
>weird, short, uncomfortable euphoria
>continue doing that once a week for awhile
>friend offers me an actual cigarette at 15
>become addicted
>smoke cigarettes for ten years
>catnip was a gateway drug
>tell nobody
>high school
>always wear black, listen to rock
>mormon friend's parents won't let her liste to rock or wear black
>give her makeover
>black mascara in blonde hair
>dress her up like a goth lolita
>she looks badass, asks me t take pictures of her in 'cool clothes
>be gay as hell
>feel guilty for getting her excited about sin
>she started coming over to listen to rock music quietly in my bedroom
>she would get way overexcited about anythinng 'forbidden' after that
>she started being super irresponsible
>begged me for alcohol
>make her 'alcohol' out of rum flavored extract and sobe energy drink
>pretend to be drunk with her so she doesn't realize how fantastic booze really is and get addicted like me
>she falls for it
>she didn't obsess over drinking after that
that's not cringe, that's kind of awesome