ITT: Tell me how you failed at life

ITT: Tell me how you failed at life

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I haven't

>Yet

by letting myself watch that peice of shit show

I lived it.

i didn´t fail because i didn´t even start

i´ll start my life when i start going to universitiy this autm when i move out

hopefully i won´t fail

*God-tier

you best be trolling nigger

any idiot whos read a philosphy book is deeper than this horseshit

"but but nothing matters man
u were born 2 die
wat is existence
wat is time"

its horseshit and the animation is god awful
and the music scene are as gimmicky as it gets give me a break

>only idiots watch a cartoon for philosophy and shit

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come visit bporn general.

I had two nymph girlfriends, a steady job as a dog groomer, hot and cold running weed and a nice two bedroom apartment.

I decided to quit drinking, went psycho from withdrawals and threw away all of it.

Now I'm a NEET friendless sober fuck and I live with my parents.

Why didn't I just stick with the alcoholism, Sup Forums?

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If life is meaningless it's impossible to fail at it.

You know the insanely hot girl that could easily be a model? The one that's into kickass music, has a dark sense of humor, dresses as a hot Harley Quinn for Halloween, is alternative as hell, hot as hell, and everything you could ever want and more?

Yeah I'll never be good enough for that. I'll just an some socially autistic loser that beats off to trap porn and posts on here.

I really should just kill myself.

Its not a fucking competition. It doesn't need to be super deep. Its more clever than 99% of any other comedy show, and the settings are generally amusing.

Everytime I die I wake up the previous morning

Some dark alty model quinn out there is into awkward sexually repressed Sup Forumstards and is thinking of an hero because she doesn't know how to find one. There are too many people in the world to say never.

Thanks user. I remember why I come here.

You know when things are done and you have that tunnel vision? No other girl will be good enough? No other girl will be hot enough? I'm getting through that phase. It sucks.

I was born.

If she is, she's retarded. Honestly, awkward nerds are not fucking hard to find.

Source: am awkward nerd

I feel you Sup Forumsro
see:
One was a stoner who watched cartoons with me all day and got sad if we missed a night of doggy style. Also tongue ring. The other was a freak who'd try anything and we would roam the streets/forest all night talking about nihilism and memes. Also cum addict.

But just five years before them I was with 'the one' and we were wed under a full moon. I don't even think about her anymore.
All in good time.

It's hard to stick out your neck when you're awkward, but once you give up wishing you were someone else, the freaks will come out to play. Just own it.

ha! if you really belive that you're in for a full speed train to the face

>bills
>debt
>no money
>debt
>debt

>I don't even think about her anymore.

What helped you? How did you go form "the one and nobody will ever match her" to "eh, just another bitch that can fuck off"?

Went to grad school and took out student loans.

No contact ever (dont be friends)
Distraction when you catch yourself dwelling (it can be controlled)
Get your needs met (find some ass)
The dreams about her, you'll just have to wait out.

In the meantime, get your ass onto okcupid and find some cool sluts

By not killing myself yet :^)

...

You'll be alright, just go to your classes, do your assignments, and prepare for your exams. Don't get STDs and try not to get fucked up every weekend. University isn't that hard, just don't be a lazy fuck.

Is smoking/drinking/playing games every day for years winning or failing? I'm not sure anymore. It's kinda great and kinda lame. But I ask myself if I could do anything right now what would I do? Cant think of an answer most of the times except drugs or sex. Havent done hard drugs in like half a year.

I had a smoking hot girlfriend for about a year and a half now; best sex of my life, down for kinky and crazy stuff, almost never fought, and overall a great energy to be around. As a guy even though I loved her I still wanted to fuck other women. One day at a bar I met this slut and I fucked her a couple of days afterward. At first I thought it wasn't a big deal but I felt more and more guilty that the girl I love, who trusted me, was being strung along by a piece of shit like me. I couldn't stand the guilt so I decided to try and convince her to break up with me which didn't work so I came clean yesterday and now we're in the process of breaking up. I've been having trouble eating, getting out of bed, and pretending to be happy. I don't know why I cheated but it's not the first time I've fucked around while dating someone. I just want to stop.

FUCK YOU! RETARDED FAGGOT! RICK AND MORTY IS THE SHIT! YOU DONT LIKE IT THEN GO BACK TO SYRIA YOU FUCKING MUSLIM-JEWLOVING.... CUNT!

I usually don't take Sup Forums seriously. But fuck it. I'm a sociopath. I let the only woman who was okay with knowing what kind of person I was get away. Now my life just consists of working, and getting plastered at the bar. I drink and drive because I dont care anymore. Hell sometimes I get wasted then go to work. Nothing really matters does it? I dont think so. Its all about how much I can get away with behind peoples back. I cheated on my last girlfriend just because I like physical pleasure. I sexed my "bestfriends" sisters for the same reason. I saw an opening and I took it, in more than one sense. I don't really see myself as a failure. But I sure as hell could be considered one based on the definition. Pleasure. Thats what my life is all about.

>wants to know how u failed at life
> posts a pic of rick and morty
> doesnt realize that it is fail
Smh at the irony.

Dropped out of high school at age 18. still haven't gotten my GED, I turn 23 next month and I still live with my parents. I work a dead end job just to pay on a car to go to said job, so I work for nothing. I'm currently taking 300mg of Zoloft every day just so I don't feel as depressed and don't get panic attacks from how much of a failure I really am.

Ahh u fucking fag. Get the tampon out of your ass you dont have a period.

>in the process of breaking up
it's not a legal binding contract you faggot, you just update facebook and wait for all your friends to try to fuck her while you drink alone and cry

I read star wars books...

its funny who cares how clever it is if people enjoy it. Edgy faggot

Want to be my friend?

Love the republic commando series. Well, the first couple anyway.
Once a certain character dies in the 3rd book (i think) it all goes downhill from there and imperial commando just feels like an entire book of bitching.