>be americans
>invent computers
>get outcomputered by some russians in hoodies and ushanka hats
lmao
Be americans
Luis Sanders
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Josiah Mitchell
Do you have something against ushanka? Do you? No? Say louder. No? No? Why do you cry? Stop crying. That's better.
Dominic Robinson
Americans didn't invent computers though.
Neumann (German) and Turing (Brit) did.
Brayden Kelly
Americans didn't invent computers.
Liam Hill
>russians in hoodies and ushanka hats
>ushanka hats
I want this part to be true but I know it's not.
Jackson Adams
>americans invent octopuses
>a bunch of bydlos use them against them
can't make this shit up
Brayden Nelson
Haven't you heard? Americans invented everything since all inventors had visited america at one point :DD
Aaron Parker
He probably means the modern PC, OSs, Microprocessors, etc.
Also Turing was more software/theory.
Henry Davis
That's not true, Steven Jobs masterfully crafted and invented my Macbook, such lies are typical of lagdroids
Leo Russell
But the French invented the Internet.
Connor Jones
What "news" site is this from?
Gavin Johnson
>invent computers
Not even close.
Cooper Price
>tfw Syrians invented the computer
Jeremiah Bennett
>Macbook
How much is one of those in Sudan?
Christian Sanchez
express.co.uk
Colton Cooper
jk mister, they're too expensive I am running a hackintosh on my PC, Mac OS X is literally free
Cameron Nelson
Babbage, Zuse, Turing, Neumann... it's pointless to attribute the computer to any one individual.
Zachary Richardson
That's cool. I was going to say they are expensive here with tariffs it has to be insane.
Benjamin Cox
Well to give you an idea, earlier there was a regular Iphone 7 256GB going for the equivalent of 900 US Dollars in the used facebook market
Macbooks and Ipad Pros? So stratospheric I couldn't give you an honest quote t.b.h.
Noah Adams
Neumann was a hungarian jew
Joseph Powell
Holy shit that's a lot.
Bentley Ortiz
I know it was falce flag alexsey
Landon Foster
And ridiculously intelligent
>dividing two eight-digit numbers in his head by 6
>defeating the first computer prototype in calculations
>coming up with the implosion idea for the Plutonium bomb, Fat Man
>plunging fearlessly into every imaginable mathematical discipline, Pure, Applied and some Physics
>was working on a mathematical theory of the structure of the human brain
>tried to alter the global climate by painting the polar ice caps blue
>come up with nearly the entire field of game theory with Oskar Morgenstern, before Nash came up with his brilliant equilibrium
>loved dirty jokes, fast cars and would stare at secretaries exposed legs for long periods of time
In the end, died from radiation exposure at the Manhattan Project, RIP, the most brilliant of the almost superhuman Hungarian-Jew emigres around WW2
But people buy them, here or during Holidays, the income inequality is real, I would personally dishone any family member who doesn't buy android
Nicholas Scott
Isaac Morgan
I don't get why people don't understand this.
Charles Sanders
> Did someone say intelligent hungarian jew?
Elijah Jones
These are very popular, and hackers aint no exception.
Jacob White
>outcomputered
Aiden Lee
Better luck next time, slugheads