7/7: UFC FN 90 - Dos Anjos vs Alvarez - [Starts at 6:30 PM EDT, 3:30 PM PDT, 11:30 PM BST, Main card starts at 10 PM EDT, 7 PM PDT, 3 AM BST] {FIGHT PASS ONLY CARD}
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"IT'S TIME" shouted Bruce, with a hop and a stomp, Six inches he climbs; on the loose with such pomp. Grey hair combed so fine that your boyfriend would love it, Tanned skin mask with lines that Dos Anjos would covet.
"The most stacked card ever." Let that sink a minute. When the main starts with Cain Then three titles within it, Edgar destroys Aldo and to Dana beckons For Goober because the fight took just twelve seconds.
Now fight fans all fapping (The replay's so great) Thoughts all overlapping with Bouncing-tits-Tate. She beats some dumb hue Via choke; Anaconda Towers over Joe Rogan, Grabs the mic and shouts "Ronda! I know you are watching, And I don't feel bad, slid that choke in tight just like your pussy dad did! Go lose fourty pounds so that you can make weight, Duck Cyborg once more Then come suck this Cupcake!" She crotch chops and Goldie Snaps awake, jaw ajar, "Takes some energy, Joe, To uh, be a rockstar"
Carter Peterson
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Chase Gonzalez
Bisping
Noah Torres
Out walks big fat Hunt But who gives a fuck It's all just a stunt So this card doesn't suck. McGregor is missing But now here comes Brock! His chest tattoo'd up With a sword-looking cock. He gets the crowd going By bouncing his pecs; While Buffer's announcing, He grins with a flex. The first round gets going, We grimace with dread, For the part where Hunto Blasts off Brock's severed head. But what unfolds so fast (And before there's contact) Hunt pretends that he's gassed And just falls on his back! "Brock's fists are HUGE Joe," Says Goldberg, entranced, "Look at that combo, All with strikes so advanced!" Herb Dean jumps in quick And as Brock wins the fight, He squeezes his dick And we fear for his wife.
Julian Foster
reminder to use the hide post function lads
Jack Rivera
Jon Bones Jones: Unbroken. The GOAT (and a lock) D.C.'s words oft spoken: "I'll deepthroat Jon's cock"
They enter the cage And the crowd roars; Excitement. D.C. can envision his succing indictment. They meet in the center; Big John reads the script: "Fight clean and touch gloves, Oh, and Jon? Watch your dick." The two meet with a clash, "There's that oblique kick, Joe, And there's D.C.'s moustache With a streak, down below."
"It's an interesting fight," Rogan starts, (what a douche) "Reminiscent of Rousey vs Liz Carmouche. You know that one figher Is on the offensive, Their grip so much tighter, Training so extensive, That all that they've dreamt For the past ninety days Is they have an attempt To make champions gay."
D.C. is repeatedly grasping, Fingers scratch violently. Jon heatedly gasping, We watch him scream silently. No individual cheers From the crowd heard alone, We know the end's near; It's just one constant moan.
"JUST LIKE THAT!" Goldy cries, And in one fluid motion Jones pokes D.C.'s eyes Yet he shows no emotion. D.C. drops to his knees And without tying up Makes it look like a breeze As he flings off Jon's cup. And just as he once said That he grinds (not diminish) D.C. starts giving head and then Goes for the finish.
As D.C. wipes his mouth and they put on the belt, You ask all your buddies how this fight card felt. They throw in some cash for the pizza and fees, But those goofs all in unison chirp your TV! "Where the fuck are the wires?" they ask with disdain, "You quite clearly possess a slow dim-witted brain."
They go to leave but you stop them and heem every here, Your canvas floor off their wee head clatters. You make your point perfectly clear: There's only one OP that matters.
Jonathan Walker
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Carson Smith
Who /lel/ for Bork Loser?
Connor Harris
now time for sperg to bump his own thread with heem webms repeatedly like he always does lol
Ryder Morgan
reminder that reebok is introducing color to the fighters' uniforms at UFC 200
sure is pal
Eli Moore
>these faggots involved with the OP wars thing
Faggots, I tell you.
Brody Brooks
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Juan Martin
there's only three unique IPs in this thread
I know this is you idiot
Nolan Johnson
here
Christian Nelson
How about you stop making purposely shitty threads?
Brody King
here
Jonathan Garcia
Yes it's me, and? I just wanted to wind up one of you OP faggots and you're the easiest target, Adan.
Joseph Gonzalez
he does it for the attention, just ignore him and use the other thread if there's an option
Mason Cruz
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Leo Thomas
yeah you were just pretending to be retarded right lmao idiot
my threads are good
Adam Jackson
Koreshkov is a fucking killer.
Hunter Russell
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Ayden King
reem sleepy
Aiden Hill
fucking munster
Kayden Campbell
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Josiah Hernandez
I wasn't pretending anything, I said I didn't want to use your thread to get a reaction out of you, and that's what I got.
>idiot! idiot >:(
lmao BTFO'd yourself lmao bud
Lincoln Roberts
lmao you made this post because you wanted to feel cool and I pointed out that you're a contrarian idiot
hope you enjoyed being BTFO
Angel Gray
I do think he could have success in the UFC, I think he could definitely beat Condit and Tyron Woodley
anyone have the webm of struve heeming him in 20 seconds or something
Jason Scott
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Ryder Green
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Logan Reyes
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Nathaniel Mitchell
Stay salty bud. lmao BTFO
Aiden Flores
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David Robinson
thanks lad
Nathaniel Roberts
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John Kelly
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Parker Brooks
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Connor Morgan
the PPV model is outdated desu
Isaac Scott
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Noah Harris
>7 IPs
>37 posts
the sperg has lots of energy today boys
Michael Cruz
i respect Mark Hunt,, but im sure Brock will destroy him for sure,, Mark have no chance,, the only chance for Mark is the lucky hard punces ,, Brock is too mutch powerfull, fastest, bigger, badder and now he is healthy for first time in MMA. i was waiting for this momment 4 years because i was sure Brock will return in UFC when he is 100% healthy. im sure Brock at Saturday he will sock the world when he destroy Mark Hunt. Brock is the greatest wrestler in UFC history and now he is and BJJ blue belt, really Mark need more than luck to beat Brock... and after all this if Brock win then he will make new deal with UFC contract for more fights when he is in WWE. and he will run for the UFC title again. imagine one thing,, Brock UFC h/w champion and WWE h/w champion the same time!! will be so scary,, and huge!!
Brandon Harris
Gonna need more koreshkov desu pls
Ayden Wood
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Brandon Torres
lol idiot
Samuel Sanchez
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Aaron Long
>struve learned how to use clinch
HW fucked.
Evan Davis
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Parker Rodriguez
I just realized he's shooting the dude from Lonely Island?
Nathaniel Long
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Josiah Hughes
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Jacob Fisher
I command you to keep sperging
Benjamin Martin
and then we fucked lol
Andrew Price
flyweights look so small next to the refs, it's funny to watch from that perspective they look like little monkeys or something
Landon Brown
Hasn't Struve's only weapon ever been the clinch though?
Eli Morris
You just straight up copied that from Youtube, didn't you, you lazy piece of shit?
Lincoln Lee
It's even more ridiculous looking in real life, they're smaller than the ring girls
Samuel Cooper
haha you forgot to Schaub your first because you posted in my thread before this one idiot
James Jenkins
why does Almeida keep beating up helpless taxi drivers?
Ayden Martin
it seemed like he was trying to utilize his reach and not rush in in that fight, i think struve 2.0 is going to be better than he was in the past, or at least smarter
Elijah Walker
totally agree with everything u said buddy for me I just hope lesnars camp has been helping him practice his standup game like defensive work. What I want lesnar to do is let mark go for a huge swing lesnar steps back mark misses and bam take down! and then just ground and pound non stop dont let mark get out and just keep pummeling him with hammer fists. However my dream will come true if lesnar knocks out mark hunt and does a walk off now imagine that!
Jaxon Morales
Flyweight is officially the line where it starts getting into freakshow territory. The fact that men's strawweight is rapidly gaining traction in Brazil and Asia scares me because the second a few stars emerge in other organisations the UFC is going to implement it.
Thomas James
Mario yamazaki is a giant next to them and he is a manlet lmao
Leo Hughes
You now remember Ariel Helwani
Adrian Hall
lol I actually like the youtube comments
they are fascinating sometimes
Christopher Green
>nut up jon! i'm tired of waiting on that dick.
Jayden Nelson
Arlosvski got so old
Cooper Adams
>cain manhandling Brock like a giant toddler Never seen such an assbeating brock got the big brown pride laid onto him
Carter Reed
Also add to that sea level Cain vs healthy pooptract Brock to the memes.
Bentley Jones
Brock is a can.
Chase Harris
he's shaped like a tomato can actually
Ryder Hall
>muh family were persecuted >I named my son 'Walter' >boo-hoo
Parker Turner
How far will Eric Koch go?
Nicholas Bell
>jon....
Nolan Lewis
Just shut the fuck up autist holy shit
Justin James
World Chamo baby, he is the new breed. Those lightweight shave no idea how to deal with him!
Brayden Rivera
How far will Eric Koch go? genuine question bud
Brody Allen
This is an extremely rude post and not necessary.
Ian Long
dude just shut the fuck up already
Easton Stewart
How long will Alvarez survive against RDA?
Easton Nelson
get a dog bros
Jonathan Cox
why do you hate the jews?
Alexander Johnson
I've got two dogs
Charles Sanchez
long enough to be on the bad end of a 49-46 UD imo we'll see though
Andrew Green
rude
Xavier Price
get another one
Aaron Allen
fuck you are an idiot
Caleb Richardson
american autist literally ruins entire threads lmao
Brayden Robinson
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Jonathan Jones
>5 rounds against RDA's leg kicks >UD
He could barely deal with Cerrone's leg kicks for 3 rounds. And now he has 10 more minutes on top of that against RDA.
Wyatt Hall
werdum looks like a male brown jodrcek
Jonathan Bailey
>jodrcek is that a soccer player or something
Christian Bailey
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Levi King
fuk u goof
Hudson Bailey
lads How far will Eric Koch go?
Cooper Sullivan
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Eli Stewart
>best female striker >looks like she is throwing in slow motion
Isaac Jenkins
about 8 inch in your mothers anus
Ian Foster
she got beaten 3 times in Muay Thai by Valentina Shevchenko
