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So Sup Forums
I got a Samsung galaxy tablet in the mail I did not order. USPS fuck ed up and it was supposed to go one street over from me, what do?

I want to keep it but I mean is that illegal/ could I get caught etc

deliver it you fuck, and maybe it's a nice girl. or you know, a potential friend.

I thought about that but then saw this paper...this tablet belongs to Walmart and was gonna be used for some promotional bullshit

just keep it, so you can give it back totally intact for a while. fuck wallmart

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Yeah man format that whore and it's yours. If not, load it with trap porn and CP then send it back after wiping down prints

I signed for it. Did I fuck myself for that? (Illegibley and with the scanner thing upside down lol) but still

If it's not your address you signed for then how can anyone prove it was you?

You have already commited a federal offensene for opening up a package intended for someone else. I am an agent for the postal service and these sort of violations are not taken lightly. Enjoy your tablet for now, your day of reckoning will soon be upon you.

that's just for letters. and you know what: if it was intended for someone else why didn't they deliver it to someone else.

It's only a federal offense if you take it from someone else's mailbox.

Couldn't you store weapons, drugs and all kinds of other illegal shit in a package that supposedly was delivered to the wrong address then?

I didn't steal anything, I got a knock on my door and was handed a tablet. That's USPS fucking up and me being a slimeball.

Stupid Sup Forums faggots......i am heading back to 9gag...

Don't connect the tablet to your wifi. It may be tracked

My address is 100 buttfuck street and theirs is 100 ass fuck street literally like a block away so the truck driver saw my 100 Marler out front and thought he was at the right place

The table has a GPS function and they will know exactly where the delivered it. Source: I work for the post office. Also, you can be prosecuted for theft.

This is funny timing. Received a package from Amazon yesterday, left at my door while I was sleeping. Haven't ordered anything in like a week. Open it this morning and it's a Kindle White (or whatever it's called). No paperwork or anything else in the box. What do.

Would the GPS function work if it's not turned on?

>get hired at Walmart
>assigned to the task of getting people to download Walmart app
>Work strictly with your own tablet
>Start to pull data from Walmart infastructure
>Wikileaks Walmart secrey
>Hillary Clinton deletes emails
>Profit??

>tablet
in the trash it goes

Hahahahah ........profit???? Kek lol dat boi checked topkek faggot greentext newfag oldfag hahhhaaggagagahahhaha i am sooo Sup Forums

Sell it user. Its stolen property.
Or leave it off for a few months and lay low

Nigger. Would the GPS work while it's not on?

No

Format it...then use it you stupid whiny cunt...dont be too scared

If any thing get a proxy on it

Haven't turned it on yet but apperently it's programed so all can be done with it is watch some stupid video and take a survey

Gps function only works if connected to Internet or data.

Plug it into your computer with a proxy on and format it.

"A person convicted of mail theft faces a fine of up to $250,000 and up to five years in federal prison. Stealing mail is a felony offense in the United States."

You did some good research son...proud of you...now go out and play with the other kids...dont be late

Well fuck I already opened it if I take it to the post office to have it sent to the right place will I get fucked?

Faggot..shut up...format it and use it...dont listen to the trap and cp loving faggots ob this forum.....listen to me

He didn't b steal it fag

you are fucked, your life is over
either you go to jail for theft or you go to jail for tampering with mail that isn't yours
>enjoy your felony

I can guarantee that someone saved this and will report you to the police because this is Sup Forums and we can't have nice things anymore. Just a warning because I've seen user do dumb shit like that before.

Just bring it over there and say I got this in the mail and didnt realize it wasnt for me till I opened it, here u go.

Be a good human, not a worthless fuck

Be white and see that it is returned to correct owner.

If you realize it is not yours or meant for u and u make the conscious effort to keep it, yes that is stealing.
And yes a federal crime knowing it wasnt intended for you even if the USPS made the mistake.

you forget where you are?
>gtfo mah Sup Forums

wow such whiteknighting this place is a pit stop for Reddit edge lords now. example: the faggots who don't support this post.

you have 3 options
1) keep it for yourself and hope whoever was supposed to get it doesn't file for a missing package claim to get it tracked down (seems unlikely seeing it is an expensive item and may be insured as well)

2)you take it to the post office and claim you opened it by mistake and realized it wasn't yours. tell em you were also expecting a package and didn't think to look at the address (or just pack it back up and make it look like it wasn't ever opened)

3) bring it to the correct owner and explain like in #2

There was a return shipping sticker in the box. This bitch is going back to texas. Fuck prison time.

wipe a shit soaked rag all over it first

Mail delivered to you with your name but you didn't order you can keep. If it has someone elses name, USPS might try to retrieve the package as they GPS every delivery now (not kidding).

Break it and return it. Literally drive a nail through the center and send it back. Say it was shipping damage

u fucking keep it idiot

How? I opened the box. It's just the tablet and shit and a box. There's no GPS tracker in it

I'll load it down with CP and trap porn, drive a nail through it, shit in the box, leave a pocket bible with it, and send it back.

It may belong to Walmart, but the person it was meant to be delivered to may be blamed for it's disappearance and possibly lose their job. Just take it straight to them, don't be an arsehole.

He means when a package is delivered, that scanner thing u sign, they GPS pin the location like u can do on google maps. That way they can track everything. They only look at that when there is a problem...this would be a problem.

When you signed the delivery, it logged the coordinates on the device. You are fucked.

Fucking shit goddammit it

If you take it to the correct address, or return it you will be fine. It shows good faith. You would avoid any problems.

True story. Dont be that guy that steals. People now a days are always looking to get something for nothing. Fuck other people to make their life better. Be a good person and bring it over dude.

Pay it forward and it will come back to you

You have to be a heartless faggot to make it....OP keep that fucking thing...its a sign....this device will help you to be the next hitler and free the world of niggers and jews

Take it to your neighbor's house and say "I've got a package for you."

Greet with your pants down when the door opens.

Don't go, we will miss you

Ok...i will stay...but only if you let me do you anal

I thought you went back to 9gag faggot

This is why I always sign everything with random squiggles and smiley faces to top it off

I smelled something familiar....(your nice butthole) after your post and decided to come back

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I'm eating eggs right now

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I would probably just give it to the rightful owner and hope that they throw you like $50 because you were sincere enough to give it to them. Simply because I don't need a fapblet and I couldn't care less about the small sum of money.

But if you want to keep it, I advice you keep it in the box for a month in case you get caught. Because that way you can get away with saying something like "You didn't know what to do" or "didn't have time to get around to send it to USPS or give it to the owner"

me too eggs are great

Is america so fucked you cant even return a fucking tablet and apologize without getting sued or sent jail? Theres no fucking way. Just give the tablet back. Or keep it and stop being a bitch.