Reminder that there's absolutely no reason to willingly play as elves in any game

Reminder that there's absolutely no reason to willingly play as elves in any game

Deus Vult even in fiction.

>implying magic users aren't the best
>implying elves aren't the masters of bows
>implying the elven race isn't the master race
Nigga, we got
>Noble Elves
>Dwarves
>Orcs
>Tree Elves

Fuck off with that racism
>we was kings

>Not playing a human battle mage

Why even bother?

Don't elves make some of the best magic casters and healers?

Whatever. Elves are just as racist so fuck them.

Fuck dwarves, too.

>Nigga, we got
> Dark Elves
> other inferior breeds of elves
ftfy outlander

Because playing a human battlemage is like eating taco bell and calling it Mexican food. Yeah, it will do, but it's not the real thing. The real thing is way better.

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>Dorito Brand Crunch Wrap Supreme
>not Mexican food

R u shur?

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WHOA! Did you just say what I think you said? We prefer to be called northern elves. We've been fighting to get rid of that word for ages, and you just bring it back like it was nothing? Fucking racist.

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>yfw you went stormcloak, kicked the thalmor's and Empire's asses, and doomed Skyrim to poverty, racial bigotry and alienation from other provinces and territories.
>Skyrim
>For the Nords

Fucking Imperials WERE RIGHT AGAIN.

Fuckin elves man. Takin our jobs. Not speaking our language.
#makeSkyrimgreatagain

>implying the empire wasn't a crumbling mess hanging on by a thread at the time of the skyrim

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>with skyrim rejoining the empire, the shit tier emperor dead, the empire will be great again

>implying that magic and bow is any good

I crush skulls with mi axe!

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>We was kings
>Was kings
>Was

Cuck-mer detected

Yeah, but as the dragon born you flip that shit like nothing.

And, not like you didn't already know, the thalmor were undermining the empire and Skyrim was going to be the straw that would break the camel's back.

At least as the Stormcloaks you raid the Thalmor Embassy.

STRAIGHT OUTTA WINDHELM.

>the empire will be great again
You are just a bunch of liberal cucks that abolished slavery because your women wanted animal dick

>Thalmor

I laff ever tim.

>impplying imperials are cucks
>implying skyrim has any chance what-so-ever against the thalfaggots alone with untrained and weakened army from the pointless civil war
>implying alliances for the greater good to wipe the chimp elves off the map makes you a cuck

Lost and isn't even a YLYL

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