Hungry, want a sandwich

>hungry, want a sandwich
>walk into the kitchen
>see this

Wat do?

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> Make sandwich
> leave room
> who were those people?

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I'm sorry spiderman

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isis is making porn now?

Ask her to make that sandwich.
It's not because she's taking it that she should avoid to do her job.

nah that's Jasmine James, fuckin hot, check her!

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Is that ISIS ?
I though it was Venom.

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turn 360, allahu akbar

>see's this
Woah, this isn't my kitchen...wait, THIS AIN'T MY HOUSE
>apologize to Isis member and expensive slit
>ask if I could make sandwich anyway
>they let me
>open cabinet
>no bread...
>Tell them there's no bread
>Isis fucker leaves for bread, stuck with slit
>slut gives me kick-ass blow job as I wait
>thank slut
>she looks up
>SPOILER ALERT: Isis fucker all this time!

top the guy

[spoiler] ok [/spoiler]

Ask for the source.

>Take my phone
>Take a pic
>Make a sandwich
>Go to bedroom
>Post pic on Sup Forums
>Ask people what they will do in the same situation

>leave neighbor's house