Your age:

Your age:
Number of women you have fucked:
>no lying edition

24
2

19
0

Quantity v quality.

23
42

24
27

Who's that albino monkey?

18
1

Translation: I fucked only one girl and don't like to be reminded of my failures so I tell people it doesn't matter the number so long as 1 was great even if it was years ago

26
12 (if i count hookers it's more like 23)

>doesn't say the number

Kek I bet you're a virgin or a 40 year old who got laid once in college

8
all your moms

35
23
Registered sex offender, so my number ends there.

25
11

26
4

24
4

Is there any hope for my count to be more reasonable?

>18
>3

Age: 85
Women: 56 and a half

If you don't think 4 is a reasonable number at 24 then you'll never be happy with it

19
0

Please tell me how you became a sex offender

>a half
what do you mean by that ? was it a trap?
also
--//--
18
0

18
6

>23
>2

19
1
I could get more, but I don't see any reason too.

Cheated on my girlfriend with a 14yo who lied.

26
and I dunno about fucked but I got a clinton from from two girls and a trap
not all at the same time

What did she lie about? How did that lead to you getting registered did your girlfriend get mad and call the cops or did she blab to her parents?

> Your age:
22
> Number of women you have fucked:
0, I'm a fag

Thats shitty user, lola needs to die

18
2

I see how you could think that but no. I married one of the hottest pieces of ass I ever got with. Lost my virginity at 13, started dating the wife at 22. Honestly I've lost count and have subscribed to the quality over quantity mentality. If i had to guess it's in the higher teens but less than 20. so

32
< 20

>homo comes into a "post how many girls you fucked" thread just to say he's gay

Typical fag, always need to tell people how they're gay in unnecessary moments

26
15

She lied about her age. I thought she was in college. I didn't care, I was just sneaking around to cheat. Parents found out and that was that.

>23 yo
>Now married but I've actually fucked 4 chicks, would have been 2-3 more if I had been carrying a condom, and another 5 or so girls have blown me.
>Used to care so much about sex/virginity, didn't lose it until I was 17
>Now I do so many drugs that we only fuck like once a week
>I had the high libidio to begin with so meh

Meh

Would you rather fuck 1 girl 1000 times or fuck 3 girls 1 time each?

Officially 18, unofficially 19
0

Yes

>turned 25 in June
>0
I'm gay. Had the opportunity once, thought I might as well experience it, and couldn't get hard.

What the fuck does that even mean

47
01 (wife)

Are you a refugee that lied about your age?

I live in a shitty third world country where parents are allowed to change stuff in your birth certificate for i-have-no-fucking-idea reasons

36
0 (am a faggot, not a virgin though)

>18
>o
Truth i swear

Nobody gives a fuck about you fags this thread is clearly for straight people. Go flaunt your dick sucking in the appropriate threads

Just one, my current gf

20
0

You fucked "o" amount of women? I didn't know that was possible

all these high figures, and i thought i was impressive.

28
34

hey hey hey, what about the lesbians

24
2

20
5

19
0

Fucked 4 (1 was cousins daughter), bj from 3 others, tried to fuck 1 but she was too tight and couldnt get it in so she blew me
35

Of course, just like vegans you fags have to sneak your way into something that has nothing to do with you.

that's truly disgusting

O stands for 'o' shit nigga you got so many bitches tuggin on yo dick but aint fuck none of deez hoes?

35.
I've lost count.

Cant count passed 2?

>0
then who/why are you shaving your pubes into a hitler stash?

16
1

30
12 not counting hookers

21
5

18
0, girls are icky
not including 1nighters about 15 guy have had me.

ban

32. Over 200. I was a nightclub bartender during most of my 20's.

Yeah if I was your age and didn't fuck anybody I'd do my best to repress it too

MODS

21
16

16 3

19
1 (11 guys tho no homo)

Fuck off fagget.

19 and 32

Reported, enjoy your bans

40
4

2 were one offs, 1 was my gf now wife, 1 was her best friend, it lasted a year on the side.

Fucking keked

33
1k

I'm porn fucking star

share some private pictures

19
0
Seemed easy in high school but now that I'm in college people only interact with you when they have to. I'm not too ugly but it shouldn't be this bad

>83
>0

Not even lying.

29.
2

Whatever. I'm garbage.

If you werent an offender do you think you'd be on Sup Forums? Just a theory that everyone on here is a delinquent of some form.

17
.5 only fingered a chick

Post timestamp of your old ass then

22
1

Instagram
Send nudes
????
Fuck
????
Profit

I'd fuck you

17
1
(Current GF, we fucked +80 times in about 10 months)

21
10

>20
>2
First was an ugly fattie when I was 14 and horny.
Second is my current qt gf since I was 18.

Bet shes a fat slut and your a horny little nerdy motherfucker

enjoy your ban

12
34

Gonna marry her?

Quit making me blush. I'm a faggot of the highest order. Don't make yourself look bad,

34
2

26
0

18
3