You know what's funny?
I can snap and kill every mother fucker on this board if we met IRL.
Seriously, think about it. I'd have your windpipe crushed and your eyes gouged out before you would even know what's happening.
You guys talk big shit. Watch yourselves.
I think I pulled this nigga outta the ground in Super Mario 2,
OP is a faggot
k
Looks like a meteor crashed on this guy's head
new copypasta
Kek
big words coming from a guy on the internet who probably cant get out of his rolley chair without his mommy's halp
>aka nice bait
>op's a faggot?
>op's a faggot
Kill me faggot. You'd be doing me a favour.
fuck you and that onion on your head you bitch ass nigga
OP is faggot need more spiderman
yeah, that's actually pretty funny.
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i'd really really like to see you try
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What the fuck did you just say about me you little bich I will let you know I am highly trained in gorilla warfare something something up tracing shitstorm
i think theres a ''youre dead kiddo'' at the end
Your mom once sucked my dick
>saving the thumbnail
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
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fight me you fag
"They told me I could become anything, so I became a paint brush"
Well karma is a bitch...
Lel.
>I'd have your windpipe crushed and your eyes gouged out before you would even know what's happening.
You'd be working at the speed of light for that to be the case.
I would scalp that muffin on your empty skull, make you eat it, shit it out , then eat it again all before you even knew what happened.
Watch your self, gay boy!
Non-shit version
You know whats funny? You not being able to wipe your retarded ass when those big niggers cum inside you everynight you cuck
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Not even a good one
i could squash your head like a grape
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But, user, I love you. :(
Nice 4 pack brah.
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Hi Julian
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>You know what's funny?
I'd die by laughter if I ever crossed paths with your cocksucker plume.
stick fag
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