You have 10 SECONDS to prove beyond a shadow of a doubt that you have fucked a woman

You have 10 SECONDS to prove beyond a shadow of a doubt that you have fucked a woman.

I have not.

I have 2 children

I fucked on the first date?

it's overrated

it was a shitty experience for me, and an even shittier experience for her

I'm getting bored of it

I have never had sex without a condom on

I have two kids.

You're missing the real thing then bro