You have 10 SECONDS to prove beyond a shadow of a doubt that you have fucked a woman

You have 10 SECONDS to prove beyond a shadow of a doubt that you have fucked a woman.

I have not.

I have 2 children

I fucked on the first date?

it's overrated

it was a shitty experience for me, and an even shittier experience for her

I'm getting bored of it

I have never had sex without a condom on

I have two kids.

You're missing the real thing then bro

I was sent to jail for 10 years

I have her locked in my basement right now

faggot

They enjoy spontaneous usage of the anus.

I don't brag about it on the internet

Salty milk and coins

Pic related. My man beard. My proof. Gtfo summerfags

you almost always want to fuck the ass instead of the pussy

it stink

I have like twice... fuck i cant wait to get neutered in august. My wife gonna walk bo-legged son!

DNA test says it's mine.

bags of sand

Check the public records for my divorce decree. You'll see that it was proven in court that I fucked several women.

condoms aren't awkward to buy,
but pregnancy tests are...

Oh god that thing looks like you glue some pubes to your face bruh.

Found the virgin

Doesn't even count then

v-card detected

smell my fingers.

>blobs feel like big bags of sand

I really don't know how to prove other than showing you a pic of my genital warts, but I'd prefer not to.

I've had sex with a condom maybe 3-4 times in my life. Hence the warts, but oh well

pussy is the most disgusting thing i ever ate but 2 seconds later its the greates

>that feel when you're fucking doggystyle and the air pocket of shit smells hits your nose

they literally feel like bags of spiders.

>blobs

Kek. Boobs*

I have four kids.

That I know about.

Anal mostly feels better a lot of the time because of the angle, not because it's taboo

First time seeing a full beard up close?

Looks like an angry guy with busy eyebrows doing a handstand.

The initial pussy penetration the moment the head goes in feels really sensitive and good

She's pregnant. Unfortunately, since she is 16 and I'm 18.

Why's that unfortunate?

kek, your life is ruined m8, enjoy poverty and your shit job and screaming kid and woman who will cheat on you and leave you to pay child support

Pussy tastes like nothing, and there is wayyyyyy less moaning, that in porn.

It's awkward, smelly and you end up sleeping on damp sheets. I summary, overrated.

After 4 years in a stable relationship, I often prefer fapping to having sex.

I haven't.

She punched me when I laughed at her queef

Married for 6 years
I have three kids.

Condoms are shit

They make you last longer however

Sometimes my gfs IUD pokes the tip of my cock and I don't like it

I peed in her and now she's pregnant.

When I lost my virginity, I thought the pee hole was also the sex hole

Why?

Lost my virginity at a party in a gazebo to a 6/10 with hucow enormous titties

Me fucking a woman

I've had chlamydia twice, shit wasn't cash.

I have aids

I've seen a vagina including the labia :)

...

i am no longer obsessed with the idea of fucking a woman

I know this feel

Fucking bigot #StopTheHate #ProudToBe

Only virgins would defend themselves if accused of being a virgin.

I work in a funeral home. Do dead women count?

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Salty milk and coins

Speak for yourself, faggot

That just proves your wife fucked someone ya cuck

I did.

I don't watch anime.

Her cunt tasted like smegma

Women can't be "good at sex"

It felt like a jar of glass and garlic mashed potatoes

You know what's funny?

I can snap and kill every mother fucker on this board if we met IRL.

Seriously, think about it. I'd have your windpipe crushed and your eyes gouged out before you would even know what's happening.

You guys talk big shit. Watch yourselves.

Dubs

Sex is overrated

Do it fuckboy, as if you knew me you little keyboard warrior prick.

eating ass is not bad

Come get some then, faggot.