OK Sup Forums, let's play a game

OK Sup Forums, let's play a game.

What did you say to these group of girls to get this reaction?

op edit > just noticed guys are there too.

Feminine penis

so, how many of you are over 16?

Nothing I just showed up.

This

Why do all you Americans drink from faggoty red cups?

"Hi, what's up?" That's pretty much all it takes for me to get that reaction

I wrapped my dick around my wrist and told them to check out my sweet new watch

a winrar imo

blah blah blah
but as loud as i can

Donald trump is not hitler

Having glass cups at a party is a very bad idea. And it makes clean up a lot easier.

Damn girl, u are what Hitler had in mind

hey chill out we take every opportunity to create and use as much plastic as possible. its for the environment

no one cares what that nicolas cage looking bitch thinks about you

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

vomited my beer down the front of my shirt

check out my new meme

Wtf does your poor ass drink from, dicks?

Allahu Akbar!!

>You're gonna love my nuts

there's only one thing you can say

image related

who here luvs Sup Forums?

9/11 WAS A INSIDE JOB, NO PLANES CRASHED IN TO THE BUILDINGS.

im just screamin

>do you like my new t-shirt ?

fucking glass bottles that the drinks come in you spastic.

i'm vegan

this never gets old

I'm really into incest porn

i said why is there a black person here?

HAS ANYONE SEEN MY ROHYPNOL PILLS? I LEFT THEM IN THE BOWL OF PUNCH

Most us party's have kegs instead of cans or bottles.

Hey I live upstairs, I have work in the morning, could you guys please maybe keep it down?

make a face if you want 2 fuk

man i sure do hate niggers HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

HEIL HITLER

MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN!

"check my sweet trips"

Guess which cup i jizzed in

Wanna dance?

just start dribbling and making retarded noises until they stare at you. try and shit yourself as well

well not at sophisticated functions such as the one in the image. when you need to "po up" there is only one thing worthy and it is the red solo cup, my nigga

*macintosh 420 starts playing on phone*

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I introduced you OP


and now we're getting thrown out because you suck

Who let the nigger in here?

>double cupping
>solo cups

Fucking hick

HAHAHAHAHA

Holocaust didn't happen

ALLAHHHHH

Something like this.
Like the poor bum i am.

Winrar and checked

*fart*

TRUMP 2016

By the way, I want 13 kids

yo, who did I just use the ripped condom on?

I told the one up front she has a nice unibrow and a strong, masculine forehead

>femanon, i love you

who wants some shots?

serious contender for winrar

Glasses or glass bottles you stupid fucking Niger

some of you are okay.

don't go to stacey's prom party

Kek

Allahu quack bar?

aloha snackbar

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I want you to abuse me and I don't care how much it hurts.

I didn't say anything. They just happened to notice I was in the room.

I bet you eat brie off a paper plate.

because it's cool

"I'm single and ready to mingle"

Who want to try out my m9

tell them that you stream and your username is "AnM60ForJesus"

Sup bitches

I'm the scatman.

DAYUM NIGGA PSSSHHTT LIKE WUT U THINKIN DA FUQ HAHAHAHAHAAAAAA OMG AHAHAAHAHAAA SUP OMG DIS WHISKY GOT ME LOOOOOOOSE HAHAHAHAA WHO DTF HOLLA WAKKA ALL THE REAL SLIM SHADYS PLZ STAND UP BITCHASS HOES BIG BOOTY WUS GUD NIGGA AAAAH SHIT YEIYEIEYI DEEZ NUTZ NIGGA MY NEW LP DROPS TONITE WHO NEXT AAAAAH DIS PARTY LIT DIS WEED GOT ME BAKED NIGGA HHHHEEEEELL YEEAH YALL GUD ON GRASS HOLLA

I didn't know Nick Swardson was on Sup Forums

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10/10 winrar

too late to the party fam, they all ded

I did this: www.youtube.com/watch?v=2RqgFl2jGdI

Woll pls

>

was going to say this

>u want sum fuk?

get the fuck out of here fag

I ripped a grumpy when the music was loud, but it went quiet at just the wrong moment.

Transwomen are women!

>I admin a facebook page

I lick juice from my ass

I've got such a rape urge for the girl in the middle who does the shudder face

I HAVE A PENIS

"I moderate a Sup Forums thread"

>because cops can only come on property if they see open containers
idiots

This party is of the suck. I bet none of you makes even the big cums. I am since high school making the big cums.

kek

I lick pussy for free

Anybody wanna vape with me?