'Aight, Sup Forums tards, SCP thread. Take the last three numbers of your post, add "SCP" to it, then google. This is the SCP you've been assigned to. How fucked are you?
Bonus: if the 4th number of your post is 1 or 2, include it for the higher series SCPs.
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SCP-571 is a complex pattern of lines and scribbles with an anomalous memetic effect.
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>SCP-365 is a green pool noodle made of polyethylene foam. By itself, it displays no unusual properties and is physically identical to a typical noodle of similar size. SCP-365's unusual properties manifest only when it is placed in a body of water. When a subject completely submerges in said body of water, they become unable to get out.
shit. i hate drowning.
Ok why the fuck not
>Also, if dubs ill post CP
SCP-312 is basically a jellyfish-shaped cloud that feeds on people for fun. Containment procedures say that all I have to do is wear a wide-brimmed hat and not look directly up. I'm alright.
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wth
A fucking appletree that clones people and animals???
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A demonic fucking cowbell tho.
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>SCP-408 is a large mass of Lepidoptera, taking the appearance of zebra butterflies when not camouflaged. SCP-408 acts as a single entity at all times, speculated to be a form of hive mind communication amongst the mass. When inactive, SCP-408 will take on the color, pattern, and even texture of its immediate surroundings, making them functionally invisible. When threatened, SCP-408 has been observed to take on the form and appearance of a number of threatening creatures as a defense method, including a pride of lions, a Tyrannosaurus Rex, and most notably SCP-682 (See Incident Log 682-C).
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Uh. I got a green foam pool noodle that causes hallucinations and eventual drowning. The fuck, son
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Not the worst fucking, but still Preto fucked.
Scps are kinda lame
The child breaker huh could be worse.
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SCP-812 is a nondescript cargo container of corrugated steel measuring 12m x 2.5m x 2.5m.
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>SCP-028 is located in an abandoned storage yard outside a copper mine in northern Michigan. SCP-028 has no detectable physical presence of any kind, but its Effect occurs in a 2.1 meter (7 foot) cube around what is commonly held as the “center” of SCP-028. All forms of scanning and testing in the area of SCP-028 have shown no abnormal readings. Adding or removing objects, or attempting to remove dirt from under SCP-028 has no effect in altering the size or shape of SCP-028’s area of effect, nor the onset or quality of the Effect.
Subjects “entering” SCP-028 are, within three (3) to six (6) seconds, struck by total and complete knowledge of a subject. This knowledge is thus far completely random in both size and usefulness, and sometimes goes unnoticed for extended periods of time. More “profound” knowledge generally has a stronger effect, with some cases [EXPUNGED: SEE DOCUMENT EL-028-1125]. This Effect can be experienced multiple times by exiting and re-entering SCP-028, but can result in increasingly strong migraines and dizziness after two (2) exposures.
SCP-028 came to the Foundation’s attention after research into news reports of a local miner who submitted a design for a cold-fusion reactor to the US patent office. Mr. ███ reported that it “just came to me, like a bolt outta the blue!” News and subjects were suppressed and contained after discovery of SCP-028, and the reactor designs implemented in the containment of SCP-███. Subsequent testing of SCP-028 has yielded mixed results.
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SCP 556
I have no tattoos, so I'd be fine.
Wow a fuckin Russian doll
A box of lollipops that remove bodily fluids depending on the flavor
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Scp-284 is considered deceased due to lack of hemoglobin, he must consume 27 oz. Of diluted blood each day in order to remain active (resembles a Caucasian male 25-30 years old)
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>Description: SCP-178 is a pair of white stereoscopic (“3-D”) glasses with a rectangular white cardboard frame and lenses of transparent blue and red (left and right lenses, respectively) plastic. The item exhibits no unusual physical properties apart from a slight discoloration of the cardboard consistent with age. When worn, the wearer begins perceiving large bipedal entities in addition to its ordinary surroundings. Entities reportedly exhibit a docile and occasionally curious behavior (reports include entities leaning over the shoulder of persons working and observing them with interest), with one exception. Any attempt by the wearer or any other personnel (see Incident Report #178-14-Alpha) to directly interact with the entities results in severe lacerations suddenly appearing on persons involved. The appearance of lacerations is rapid and continues until the moment the wearer expires. The pattern of lacerations is always consistent with being slashed with three (3) parallel, tapered sharp objects of lengths varying between 14.2 and 27.4 cm and maximum thickness varying between 2.9 and 8.1 cm. Recording and measuring devices used during testing failed to detect any anomalies, including while lacerations were appearing on subject(s). Subjects do not report hearing any sounds emanating from the entities. Long term observation of subjects exposed to the item reveals no lasting effects. Stereoscopic images viewed through the item appear three-dimensional.