Matched with porker dubs decide what to say
Matched with porker dubs decide what to say
are you as hungry for dick as you are for mcdonalds?
I've always wanted to have a threesome! You, me and the other girl you swallowed whole fucking all night baby
this
Hickory, dickory, dock.
The mouse ran up the clock.
The clock struck one,
The mouse ran down,
Hickory, dickory, dock
Hey there Mcgorgeous I wanna eat that ass like a double bigmac
oink oink piggy you like to eat a lot? Or just big boned.
I've never had sex with a manatee before so this will be a first
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>Sorry, but I'm keeping kosher.
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She's pretty gross.
But know that whatever funny shit you say to her, she is going to have literally no issue finding someone to fuck her on there. She could be the biggest hamplanet in the solar system but she would still be able to find some lonely dude to fuck her brains out, regardless of whatever fat jokes she may get.
Ever get some of your fat and use it when you cook?
hey julian lets have a drink sometime bud
>get
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and trips
This may sound weird but I really wanna fuck ur fat rolls
I want to shove Big Macs into your chocolate starfish and have you shit the sauce into my mouth.
roll
This please
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I want to marry you and keep you in my basement in case of a zombie apocalypse. That way if I become a zombie I can feed off of you for months without even having to leave the house.
winrar
WINRAR
How has no one gotten dubs yet
WINRAR
i derobe for deutschland
I'd be honored to be the last guy you fuck before you die of complications stemming from diebeetus and other obesity related issues
hickory dickory dock
this bitch was sucking my cock
the clock struck 2
i dumped my good
and dropped her at the end of the block
ROLL
Sent boys.
Let me stick my thumb in your butt while you eat food, piggy
"You're cute, let's see some more skin ;)"
goo*
Oh really and OP isn't one of those guys now fuck off beta
Fat girls always have cute skinny friends, to make the pretty ones look better... Send me their way?
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after she replies say "Don't be mad ill pay for your McDonald's when we meet to fuck"
No one will blame you if you ignore these dubs, OP
post reply OP!
i realize it's not funny, but thats what it reminded me of
OP here no reply yet. Will post reply when I get it. Can send more dubs but want to see reply first
I like to store my food in the fridge, but I guess you like to store yours as fat huh?
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i actually like dating fat chicks
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Twist my nipples until the sweet sweet nectar comes out, you are the most beautiful goat I have ever seen and I desperately want you to pleasure me
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"You're so fat that if you died, they would probably need a crane to get you out of your house because you're far too heavy for regular people to lift your carcass. It would require industrial machinery"
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still rollin
God is not on your side.
finally got it
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OP here see your dubs and have it down. Still no reply from her yet
Kek rolling for this
You might be waiting a while for that reply...
She's not gonna reply bro, next one
Probably. I will keep sending the dubs I see then.
Here ya go
Looks like I started something
I think you need to send a dick pic if you want to get a reply
Kek
Only dubs get to decide that lol
man up and send a dick pic
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rolling for dubs.
can i get a bacco bacco cheese burger...
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reroll
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Roll
winwar
Call this nigga Pizza Hut, he delivers.
rollling this
Where is she at? What's your swiping location? She looks super familiar.
Just one more drinkie poo
Canada alberta