At the beach. 69 chooses my activities today

At the beach. 69 chooses my activities today.

masterbate

Rub your junk on the hottest girl you see

find a pretty girl laying out and just stand there staring at her rubbing your nipples

Find the hottest girl and yank her bottom off

yell beached whale at fat women

steal drinks out of other peoples coolers

offer to rub sunblock on anybody that walks by

Take photos of girls, post on Sup Forums.

suicide

>find a pretty girl laying out and just stand there staring at her rubbing your nipples

This sounds nice, roll.

dry hump the sand

There's a surprising lack of +8s here today

Eat sand

pee in the water

take creepshots and post them on Sup Forums

build a giant sand penis

>create seagull army
>lead said army to local >beach shack
>throw chips inside
>lock doors
???
>profit.

put on sunglasses and sunblock. read a book. and appreciate that your at the beach you dumb fuck. some people dont get to go to the beach

Video tape you raping every chick you can

Poop discretly into a bucket or a hole in the sand.

After that take your poop and role it in sand until it looks like a croquet.

Step 3, find some kids who are building a sand castle or something and wait for them to look away.

Place the poop in the sandcastle and go stand at a distance, watching as the kids go back to their sand castle and they see your huge shit.