This thread doesnt concern you

this thread doesnt concern you.
dont post, just move along.

fuck you

move along sir

fuck you, this is a spiderman thread.

fuck

you

sir, the eagle has landed in the nest.
I repeat, the eagle has landed

what's going on here?

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we have a turd in the punchbowl, requesting a 4-1-1 on that 69, over.

sir, this is a code 0.
I repeat a code 0

Be advised. We've heard reports of spiderman infiltration.

fuck off it's a spiderman thread now.

suspects have been confirmed to be in possession of dubs, moving in now

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You can't stop the manza
Rip the real baby boomer

yes sir, Ill continue monitoring

AUTODUCKS
ROLL OUT

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get the fuck out of here.

this is agent "killed my parents dreams at a young age" requesting back up and a new codename over

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Backup has arrived. We are surrounding the suspect's house. Over.

BEEP BEEP
K-CHAW

suspects confirmed to have automobiles possibly equipped with weapons, orders?

Go for the leader

SIR THEY'RE ONTO US! THEY HAVE INFO ON ONE OF OUR TOP AGENTS!!

Codename: Omar MaTeens LikytIt Beeg.
Operation: Confuse and take control

Go fuck yourself faggot

I have a clear shot on one of them

K
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Someone facefuck me.

I just received orders from the top, we cant initiate 9/11 part 2: electric boogaloo until we obtain the suspects quads, moving in now

Sir! It appears that clowns have arrived!

Everyone in position

Someone mercy kill that child pls
That can't be a good life

PURPLE PRIDE SERVER WIDE

this is agent imafag, they've taken a civilian hostage, our intel suggests it to be the twin sister of one of the perpetrators

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I'm going in

Who the fuck is that

sir this is agent autism, its been confirmed they have several automobiles, we have reason to believe these automobiles can also fly and go on water.

We gotta go. Bomb this while we still have time.

Not on my watch

agent smith reporting in, I have successfully slipped in to the 2nd dimension. now attempting to take down all 2d threats

I'm triangulating the signal

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sir we believe these criminals have ties to the infamous internet hacker "Sup Forums" and they may be responsible for the rape of a miss/ter T.umblr

Fuck Tumblr, this is Spiderman

sir, agent spiderman has successfully infiltrated their ranks, they still believe he's one of them

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Fuck...

alpha squad leader reporting in, currently standing in the shadows slightly out of view, orders?