/b today is my birthday

/b today is my birthday.
Turned 18.

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ok

Happy birthday user

Here's a dog

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Ooooh ouch man. Ouch as in putting your dick through holes in your hands. God, that looks like it should be excruciating

cool. legal age now. wanna fuck?

Definitely.

Thanks user.

Wait a second, this isn't real

How can this thread be real if our eyes aren't real?

MOOOOOOOOOOOODS

fucku

Prepare for a slow and depressing decline.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY user HOPE YOU HAVE A LONG AND WONDERFUL LIFE AHEAD OF YOU :DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

OP here. Just kidding. I just turned 47

Happy birthday user :3

she turned 18 too :)

You're pretty hot for 47

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Trap?

Nice birthday suit. Show more.

No shit Sherlock