So apparently, my aunt does not approve of my relationship wth my adopted cousin

>So apparently, my aunt does not approve of my relationship wth my adopted cousin.

vocaroo.com/i/s12Wv7e6nMBH

>The voicemails she left are fucking gold. Talk about a drunk having a meltdown...
If anyone wants to stir the shit pot a little more, here you go: 9498874968

Pic related, my gf and aunt.

Any advice on what to do Sup Forums?

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Fuck that bitch
Go live your dreams OP

Bump, anyone else have any advice?

Ask her if she's mad that you're not fucking her instead.

Call her mommaaunt.

Damn OP, that's fucking great.

Your aunt is full of shit when she said your gf has a new boyfriend

fuck the shit outta that cousin of yours, if she is willing and not blood related then go wild on that ass. the aunt just doesnt like you its not that your her cousin. dont let the fat whore fool you

Fuck off while establishing legitimacy she was more than happy to play her part and now that things aren't going your way you pull this shit.
Fuck you and fuck em

If anyone wan't my aunt's number to pose as the new boyfriend, here you go: 9498874968

maybe she's still just upset that her dad passed away 8 months ago

# is legit guys talked with the aunt spam the fuck out of her

Well she was actually adopted from Russia, man she was a firecracker...

Oh yea forgot to mention she acted pretty chill about it so don't know what kind of reactions you guys will get I didn't really get shit.(OP I think she's onto you btw she mentioned a "shitty boyfriend")

Damn right the number is legit, who do you think I am? A nigger?

That was some grade A++ drunk ramblings

jane.powell.9674 is her fb i think

I say we fucking go for it, be sure to post sauce.

Fucking gold. Damn I have to call this bitch.

Dump your cousin and fuck your aunt's tits.

Your aunt wants to fuck you.

and her sister's (kristina.powell.355)??? I don't think Vica, the girl in the OP has a FB

>>Be 2016
>>Not fucking your cousin
Fucking faggot

OP Here, I can verify that both of those are correct. Her sister is also from Russia.

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hnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnngggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggg

if your aunt trys something, kill her.
i'd kill her for you if i could fuck your adopted cousin.
dont forget.

That's a fucking cute piece of ass OP. Still, fuck your aunt.

How old is she and how old are you?

that's all the investigative internet work I can do for now, but both sisters definitely both extremely fuckable
fucking russians breed the most gorgeous women

Would grapple in the pool/10

Your aunt wants your dick to fuck her more harder then your adopted cousin in a method only females understand in a kind of a power display signaling to those around her that you must first fuck her before you can have sexual access to your adopted cousin. your choice OP

Repost of the aunts number if anyone wants a hot drunk piece of ass.
9498874968

dear god those feet. worst feet ever

SHE LEFT ANOTHER VOICEMAIL KEEP THE THREAD ALIVE. I'll post it in a second!

KEEP THE FUCKING TREAD ALIVE!

Post it fam!

Gimme that audio + Cousins nudes

Tell your aunt you don't want to fuck her fat ass, so stop trying to get all up on your dick.

SO MENNY LEIVILS

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ALMOST DONE, PLEASE HOLD

ALMOST DONEEE THIS IS GOLD THERE IS MORE

God speed OP.

BUMP

Meow

Why didn't anyone question if OP actually was abusing his step-cousin?

Hurry up OP.

Go for the GOLD

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Not your personal army.

HERE IT IS
vocaroo.com/i/s0hpvmdNzJ4i
Sorry about the wait.

You f****** idiot you should be f****** your aunt look how big her tits are

Sorry about the wait, it took a little while to convert. See if you can piss her off more! This shit is gold.

Damn I want some of those tits.

Fucking awesome.

>cyber terrorism

What a cunt.

13 lucky number! Watch out for party van you cyber terrorist

Her number: 9498874968

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THE FUCKING RAGE

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Hold on there, kid...what about message #12??

What are you hiding, junior?

OP, post more pics

OP here, here is another pic.

Another picture

So what is the full story? You two still together? Why is aunt doing this?

She's very pretty. How old?

Nice, keep going

Checked

9/10 qt 3.14

Good shit OP

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where to buy russian wifu?

Yes she is fucking hot, but I want my aunt to get a piece too. 9498874968

god damn that aunt is hot

I know the standard joke about hillbillies and inbreds fucking their cousins but that shit has been accepted for centuries.

Your aunt is either retarded or is there something about yourself that sets off alarms?

How old is she?

Do you have any lewd pics?

She is 19

>vocaroo.com/i/s0hpvmdNzJ4i
you ever slap that bitch up OP?

Nigger, don't make me axe you again about message #12!

I need you guys to keep calling her. I really want her to explode. If I can get a few more nasty VMs, I will deliver with those pics you want...

post more pics of your aunt OP

someone should text aunt tribute photos of either the daughter or herself.

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I'd like to plead the 5th

Somebody should call her as the new boyfriend and tell her about how good the sex was. Please post audio after.

Bumping

Bump

OP, just listened to the messages.
Is she lying about you hitting/abusing the girl?
Because if she isn't, then you're a real asshole. If you're abusing this girl, and feel like you're being victimized by your aunt, then you're a piece of shit.

Bumping for this.

seems like it

We've gotten into some arguments and all, but I'd never hit a fucking woman.

fuck that bitch, shawn.
keep with your GF and show to her and laugh about it, it'll make you feel better.

you put a baby in that cutie RIGHT. NOW.

SHE JUST CALLED AGAIN, I'll upload the voicemail soon.

Can I get a phone number/kik/skype of you so I can ask you some shit?

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this girl is cutiepie

1. Tell her to get fucked as there's nothing wrong with it. Your relationship is none of her business.

2. If she keeps calling, pretty sure that's grounds for a police investigation on HER. I dunno.

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