/heem/: beneil dariush edition

Upcoming events:

7/7: UFC FN 90 - Dos Anjos vs Alvarez - [Starts at 6:30 PM EDT, 3:30 PM PDT, 11:30 PM BST, Main card starts at 10 PM EDT, 7 PM PDT, 3 AM BST]
{FIGHT PASS ONLY CARD}

7/8: TUF 23 Finale - Jedrzejczyk vs Gadelha
7/9: UFC 200 - DC vs Jones 2
7/13: UFC FN 91 - Lineker vs McDonald
7/16: Bellator 158 - Daley vs Lima
7/22: Legacy FC 58 - Drysdale vs Spann
7/22: Glory 32 - Adamchuk vs Varga
7/23: UFC on Fox 20 - Holm vs Shevchenko
7/24: Pancrase 279 - Ishiwatari vs Brookins
7/29: Invicta FC 18 - Grasso vs Escabel
7/30: UFC 201 - Lawler vs Woodley
8/6: UFC FN 92 - Rodriguez vs Caceres
8/20: UFC 202 - Diaz vs McGregor 2
8/27: UFC on Fox 21 - TBA
9/10: UFC 203 - Miocic vs Overeem

Previous thread: News:

>Mickey Gall doesn't want to be known as the guy who fought CM Punk
mmafighting.com/2016/7/4/12047352/mickey-gall-doesn-t-want-to-be-known-as-the-cm-punk-guy-any-more

>Gouti-Laprise added to UFC on Fox 21
mmajunkie.com/2016/07/thibault-gouti-vs-chad-laprise-joins-vancouvers-ufc-on-fox-21-lineup

>Belal Muhammad training despite adherence to Ramadan
mmafighting.com/2016/7/4/12070464/belal-muhammad-training-for-ufc-debut-against-alan-jouban-during

Other links:

>UFC 200 Embedded EP 2
youtube.com/watch?v=2pTWu_XBNyM

>UFC 200: It's Time
youtube.com/watch?v=mehYIYq4egE

Other urls found in this thread:

bloodyelbow.com/2016/7/5/12097664/ufc-belal-muhammad-alan-jouban-remember-my-name-200-fight-night
mmafighting.com/2016/7/5/12101562/frank-mir-requests-his-release-from-the-ufc
twitter.com/NSFWRedditGif

Schaub is God

artem

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lanky lightweight btfo

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>6'3
>lightweight
I wonder how much he cuts desu

>Belal Muhammad training despite adherence to Ramadan
Shouldn't he be more careful?

Also:
>"I'm a fight fan first, so I want to put on exciting fights," Muhammad said. "I don't want to be the guy that lays and prays and holds the guy down, because I know fans don't like that type of thing. In this sport, if you don't have any fans, there's no point. You're not gonna get any money, because that's where the money comes from: the fans. The fans wanting to watch you fight."
Neat.

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>they don't want you to win

>"I feel like building myself up, I didn't want to fight any cans. I didn't want to fill my record fighting scrubs, I wanted to fight the best in the world. My goal isn't to make it to the UFC, it's to be champion."
bloodyelbow.com/2016/7/5/12097664/ufc-belal-muhammad-alan-jouban-remember-my-name-200-fight-night

I also remember seeing a ruse tweet on his page about him wanting to fight Brock Lesnar
He seems like someone who either uses /heem/ or r/mma, he reeks of internet mannerisms

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>medium rare
go rare or go home

heh

nice SUCCer

>rogan hating on the machinist
fuck you rogan what movie have you been in

glad to see the hendricksteak meme back in /heem/

>CAUSE I'M HUNGREEE
>CAUSE I'M HUNGREEE

t. this is shitposting and ain't even mad about it

CUTE

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at least its somewhat relevant unlike some other memes, best just to not mention them or give them (YOU)s

I want to believe in Alvarez, what are my chances /heem/?
I would

the steak meme is dead burgers are the way to get Bigg now

dont eat the fries though

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What the hell? Don't be a frickin' poof, support you're countryman Hafalel "El Pride Dos Brazil" Dos Angios

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>What size ? Did it put up a fight?

B-But the odds user...they are calling me ;___;
>El
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>lose a couple fights to elite fighters in the worlds most elite mixed martial arts league

>take some time off for your family, post pics online

>people shit talk you for not having any fight left in you

Do you think Doms competitive side is the reason for him not having any friends?

How do we solve manlet divisions.

let the jap orgs have them

wait where did the webm go

less than 20% posts in this thread are actually MMA topics or discussion. Seriously take your meme shit to

thanks for your contribution

Why is her left leg so skinny

Take the odds on Nunes instead

Will Aldo come back better than ever? or is his career over and chin deleted

one sided movement training

Rogan talking about Bigg Riggs steakhouse lol

Man, I hope he comes back strong. It'll be sad if his 13 seconds with McGregor ends up being the climax of his career

What's for dinner /heem/?

Thank you Based Schaub.

steak

I made homemade pizza bud

It's breakfast time, jerk. How many breakfasts a day should a true /heem/er have?

does anybody else go dump after breakfast?

It's half 12 in the morning Spain what's this about breakfast

was it good adan?

Have you guys heard how dope Fight Pass is?

Yeah bro I have like 50 cracked accounts some of these goofs even buy the ppv's so I can watch it on there's and not have to find a stream.

Please share

Cute

Dey become panic grapplers when dey face me

The look in her eye you just KNOW...

Dey become panic boxers when dey face me

I would bro, but the last account I shared on /heem/ got locked because you guys are fucking idiots too stupid to use the ufctv.py script, spammed logins and tried to change the pw.

I wish I was adan.
And yeah, it was pretty good.

Mashed potato with cream cheese, sweet potato, grilled chicken, boiled eggs and cappelletti.
Nice

>rogan didnt even know maynard is still in the ufc

MY SIDES

why bud? that dude got lit the fuck up

I had some pizza today too, it was cold though still pretty good

I logged into that account but didn't know that's what became of it
Do they get PPV's?

[email protected]
Plz bro

Do you have the ufctv.py script and know how to run it?

Nah, but do you even need it?

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Reminder that TRUE fight fans are looking forward to Bellator 158 and not that over commercialised crap that is UFC 200.

>Mir has asked for his release from the UFC

mmafighting.com/2016/7/5/12101562/frank-mir-requests-his-release-from-the-ufc

I didn't see any of you goofs talking about this

>talking about UFC

we only watch RIZIN and ONE here.

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Frank Mir will sign with the WWE

I'll miss Frank to be honest. His rivalries with Brock and Big Nog are fond memories.

who /EFC/ here

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I feel like people don't understand he legit hates Brock
It's not mandrama

>I rate Pancrase

Why did Brock decide to come back against this lads
Why couldn't he just fight some can

>I rate UFC

fucking Zuffa shill, too close minded to understand there is plenty of better MMA outside your little bubble.

Philip Brooks has been signed to UFC since December 2014 and has remained undefeated since then.

>reminder that a significant amount of OneFC events are on youtube

Yeah

cheeto fingered nerds getting BTFO by rogan and schaub

how does gall think that heeming him will put anything other than "the cm punk guy"

that was literally what they signed him to the UFC for

Why? I thought you could just watch shit without the need of a script

This jre us changing my life.
I was a loser pothead going nowhere.
But now I have a goal and I'm gonna achieve it.

He didn't decide who to fight
UFC was desperate for a draw so they called WWE and begged them to have Brock

It will put him on the map, but it's pretty clear he means he doesn't want that to be his career defining moment or some shit. He wants to go on and be actually good. He's pretty young so he's got plenty of time to do that too

He can turn down a fight, heck he probably could have specifically asked for a can if he wanted to.

Look at Brock's traps, what the actual fuck....

whose gonna take the picks for 200 and when

nearly three days left

yeah thats true, though I think he shouldnt try to look at it as as bad thing, he should probably try to ride it out, he should probably fight more before he thinks about fighting top guys

this is going under the assumption that phil loses of course

Brocks arm is like as thick as her waist

You can, but only one person can be logged in at a time so it will kick you off and what not if they want to get on and watch an event.
Whereas with ufctv you login once and you're good to go, no need to spam logins or anything.
Then you can download and stream anything you want. The script gets the m3u8 from the UFC.tv video you're trying to watch and pipes it through livestreamer to download and vlc to stream.
It bypasses the need to login with a web browser. Thus lowering the chance of the account being shut down.
The last account I posted you idiots got locked because you kept spamming logins kicking each other out when you could've used the UFCtv.py script.

>mfw Brock taped over every Reebok logo cause they don't pay him nuthin

Picks for UFC fn 90 are basically locked in. I'll do one more round after the weigh-ins.
So the picks autist can go ahead and start taking picks for the other cards.

Looks like Khalil is in the final the lads, doubt they would make him fight Cory again and/or sign him after 2 losses in the house.

Why wouldnt they? He's a semi-finalist and Dana obviously liked him enough to have brought him back to begin with

Nordine Taleb got signed after getting twice on TUF in the preliminary rounds

>not unironically wishing you were me

Predictioncuck is a quitting faggot and the other tripautist got banned again

I've already picked for the fn 90

I just want to pick for 200 cause there are at least 10 fights worth picking and I dont know If I I am gonna be able to be around posting for the fight weekend

Usually the picks guy showed up one week before the card.Where the fuck is he now

Maybe you should take all the picks

Shut up, nerd.

my gf wont let me wear my affliction clothes anymore, wat do?