ITT: Football players you fucking hate and why you hate them.
>Can't play a match without getting a fucking yellow
>Thinks that being tall means he's stronger than some of the more athletic manlet players
>Looks like the seagulls on Finding Nemo
>Is an absolute gypsy
>Probably wears Paco Rabanne One Million
>More than likely bought his mother a twin berth caravan
>His haircut
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the worst about that guy is his heading technique, how can you be 2 meters tall and so shit at headers?
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Blaise Matuidi. No technicality, just run like a fucking headless chicken and receive your yearly 10 million€. Absolute cunt, thinks he's a 9
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Nainggolan
Pretty much the embodiment of a meme swagfag player with super edgy haircut and a body covered in tattoos
cry babe.
For me Thomas Müller.
> Ugly as hell
> looks and behaves like a farmer
> Arrogant
> want to kill him
Because he literally is a farmer
Kevin pls...
>manlet detected
Kheidera
Whenever i watch him he doesnt seem to know what to do
>ugly
Do you fap to ronaldo or any other player?
This.
Too bad Van Bommel or Keane never stomped his cunt face.
this I hate the way he plays. He has no technique and it's more likely that he'll score with his shins rather than a well taken shot. Also even though everyone rates him, he is ''underrated''.
>Willian
Zero attacking intent, the epitome of useless stepovers and his only plus is that he runs up and down the field.
>Neuer
Hate how he gets butthurt every single time he concedes and yells even though it's his fault or doesn't let the opponents to take the ball
Did he died
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>the killer
>has never seriously injured someone
he knew what he was doing and he was good at it
Wot???
Khedira in the past 4 years has played in Mou's RM, Ancelloti's RM, Juve, and GERMANY. R u kidding me. In the final 3rd yeah he has brain farts but he retains possession so well
I dont monitor him. As i said whenever i watch him play.
This tbqvhfamalam
>Ugly retardface
>Aggressive like a caveman
>but still complain to the ref
he's like that fucking fatass in the schoolyard who bullies the younger and smaller kids but throws a shitfit when someone his size or bigger does the same to him
fuck that monkey faggot
Have you even watched Pepe play in the last 2 years? He is very tactically organized, has a lot of hear which he now controls and applies properly, i.e., doesn't chimp out anymore, and he's by far the best defender at the Euro so far.
i don't like boateng but he is clearly a better defender than apepe.
also we are not talking about their skills.
this ape is just totally hateable.
Muller is based you fags
>boateng but he is clearly a better defender than apepe.
Peoe is the best defender in Europe. If he wouldnt chimp out he would be considered one of the best defenders in history
He was close to seriously injuring Ibra in 2010 but he got broken instead kek
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He's the best meme
>Paco Rabanne One Million
What's so bad about this? I wear it lightly daily
this arrogant, permacrocked prick
he's a really good footballer, you can't argue with that
Busquets
>Ugly motherfucker, only good thing for him is that he along with Pique is one of the two guys over 185 tall
>His actions on the pitch, diving, jumping, crybabyshit is on par with Pepe but nobody gives him as much shit as Pepe gets
>Only thing he does is pass the ball sideways and stands in the wall during freekicks, LvG should've signed him
>demanded he be one of the top 5 highest players on the team, what a fucking joke
And no, I'm not a butthurt real fan
Neymar
>diving cunt
>only do stuff when they are 3-0 up against Atletico Who
>primadonna
>probably wears Paco Rabanne One Million
Don't know why this made me kek so hard
>he doesn't like muller
>More than likely bought his mother a twin berth caravan
lel
David Luiz
Overrated and Overpaid
Cries like a bitch
Makes dumb decisions and rushes out leaving the back exposed
Takes no responsibility for his actions and blames others around him.
>Probably wears Paco Rabanne One Million
What? What's wrong with that?
seconded
I hate his shitty fucking dance and attitude on the pitch. I remember when he tried to steal qtinhos goal that one time too because it slightly brushed his ass on the way in.
also he is so overrated at shooting, he always does this retarded snapshot from whatever distance that goes over the bar 9 out of 10 times. selfish cunt.
He was hilarious during the 2014 WC semifinal, charging out of his defensive position leading to more goals for Germany
True, but still complains too much to the refs and fakes a lot.
This familia, though Boa still has years to gather experience
I love David Luiz because he always plays for the team I want to lose
Nope, he shrinked
I hate all the diving cunts like le cut inside man, Muller, Penaldo et al.
True as a huge German fan I was loling the entire time
yeah, fuck him
>constantly fucks up on defense
>couldn't stop a fat fuck from dribbling past him
>commits stupid fouls and handballs
>tries to be a hero when on offense but keeps fucking up
>steals other player's shots in set pieces and doesn't score
looks like a bad guy criminal from a shitty 80s movie
walcott
no one would think he was worth a shit if fifa games didn't exist
>no intelligence
>no positional awareness
>constant brainfarts
>violent temper and outbursts
>Constantly called up to the Argentina NT instead of their best defender, who plays for the same club team
>managers only rate him because he's fast
Fuck Roncaglia
If only Lovren was in the team...
Plays like one too.
>he once got kicked off the Dinamo Zagreb's bus because he opened a can of beer and started drinking like it's no big deal while the team was traveling to an away game.
>erdogan voter
>not actually elite at anything
>left atletico where he was on track to be a legend for farcalona
>appears in %70 of the commercials shown in turkey
>overrated and overpriced
You know shit's fucked up when you miss Lovren.
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i just thought to my self "what the fuck thomas muller is no where near ugly" but then i searched him on google images
closeups do him no good
He fouled the living shit out of carrasco in the cl final. I thought he would break his legs desu. Fuck this faggot matter of fact most of the Portuguese defense are asses.
Fonte is a top lad
entire lelgian team is consisting of overrated shitters whose face is bigger than the face of earth
>0-4
It's a pleb perfume worn by 16 year olds and sandniggers
>muh looks
faggot
>looks and behaves like a farmer
ironic coming from a Swiss
I don't get why a man's looks are important to heterosexual men
What's the patrician perfume according to you?
I hope he gets tackled violently every time I see him run.
Diesel Fuel For Life
>Diesel
This faggot takes the prize for me. I absolutely loathe him and would very much like to viciously stomp him on the ground until his smug smile is wiped off his retarded face
He doesn't banter
He isn't cool
He is a fucking two-faced twat that, while being highly competitive and always looking to win (nothing bad with this), tries to appear cool/lol so randumb. The little shit can't hide his butthurt when things don't go his way
He is a sore loser and a bad winner
this little shit manlet
Ilkay Gundogan is a piece of shit
>sweaty disgusting turkish rat
>constantly overweight
>never shows up when it matters for his country
>looks like a fat Jafar from Aladdin
>literally a systembabby
He moves like some spazzy 9 year old.
>tfw I have a curly afro and this fucking piece of shit ruins it for everyone
axon is 10000% better
>Axon
I meant axel witsel, sorry
Tom Ford Private Blend
Why did I have to scroll this far to see this cunt?
thanks for proving my point, future bombing victim
>Witsel
literally the worst belgian, i hate him for more than only almost ending Wasilewski's career
Any player that does that fucking stupid "dab", the list is getting longer and longer.
Even his sister has a stupid haircut.
Ibra did
Fat, stupid, arrogant, deluded, can't play football anymore, loses the ball all the tim because he's so slow and fat and stupid, abandoned his club in their greatest hour, spends all his time on social media with retarded memes.
And then he scored the WC winning goal instead of someone who deserved it while Reus who never did anything wrong gets killed all the time.
This
Anything by Guerlain, Chanel, Dior, Tom Ford, Creed, Hermès... is fine generally.
come on now, the guy is just adorable
I hate most of the players who always injured, Sturridge, Gundogan, etc. Sturridge is the worst offender currently since Roy had the audacity to take him to Euros and put him in start despite him doing fucking nothing all year.
>Probably wears Paco Rabanne One Million
this. never seen him do any good
and he even get called to the NT
Germany's Peter Crouch
Busquets should die by Gonorrhea
Schweinsteiger because he's acting like some tough leader when in reality he's a whiny bitch with a sub 80 IQ who can't handle any amount of pressure. He had one good season when the best Bayern team of all time carried him and now he thinks he's some sort of german legend. His stupid as fuck commercials don't help either.
he doesn't head, he just sponges the ball
nani?
Nobody denies he's a good or even great defender
Just because he doesn't try to break legs as much anymore doesn't not make him a dirty, whining cunt
>"i hate pepe"
for all humans looks are very important, if you want to make something homo out of it you show that in fact you are an insecure secret gaylord.
the best thing was hummels vs. luiz hummels won and it lead to a goal.