OFFICIAL TEXAS RANGERS (52-32) @ BOSTON RED SOX (45-37) GAMETHREAD

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A. Griffin v. Price

RAGS:
S. Choo, RF
I. Desmond, CF
A. Beltre, 3B
R. Rua, LF
P. Fielder, DH
E. Andrus, SS
R. Odor, 2B
J. Profar, 1B
R. Chirinos, C

SOX:
M. Betts, RF
D. Pedroia, 2B
X. Bogaerts, SS
D. Ortiz, DH
H. Ramirez, 1B
J. Bradley Jr., CF
B. Holt, LF
T. Shaw, 3B
S. Leon, C

Checking in, let's get back on track Rangers

you forgot to put ALL-STAR next to Betts, Xander, Ortiz and JBJ

Griffin (3-0) 2.93 ERA

D. Price (8-5) 4.74 ERA

OPFF

CHOO CHOO MOTHERFUCKERS

>first pitch

AHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA

t. Red Sox fan

DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAVVVVVVVVVVVVVVIIIIIIIIIIIIIDDDDDDDDDDDDD

FUCKING WHAT THE FUCK

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Fucking first pitch

Reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

This is suppose to be our ace


Reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

Fucking pitchng

WHAT THE

ALREADY OFF TO A GREAT START
>FIRST PITCH

>THIS
>PITCHING

i cant believe it

>Four leadoff HRs for Choo

I feel like we've seen like all of them in the past two weeks

>its a red sox give up a homerun in first innng show

I really don't get how we are so bad in the 1st. Its creepy

Somehow Farrell is to be blamed for this.

Is david price the worst signing for the red sox of all time?

Nah, there are def more worse ones. he's still a leader in strikeouts. I dont know why hes pitching so bad though

Someone text the duggout i pad and tell farrel to send out

closer first inning

set up man second inning

reliever third

starter in fourth

Desmond so based

this is going to be a loooooong inning...

Oh boy Price is already pissed at himself he aint gonna last more than four this game

inb4 fielder gidp

>rags faggots thinking this means anything

We'll still win. We're Boston, we always win

Bases loaded 1st inning


Now what? Carl Willis is gonna come out and say nothing useful

>only 1 out

What is up with this first inning shit iv never seen anything like ot. Why is our pitching so fucked reeeeeee

JESUS FUCKING CHRIST DOMBROSKI JUST GIVE THE MARLINS THE WHOLE FARM SYSTEM FOR FERNANDEZ

IM FUCKING SICK OF IT AT THIS POINT I DONT CARE

Isnt Prince Fielder a vegan?

Reminder that this cuck is making 30mil

Fucking bean him at this point.

>FIELDER
>2 FOR 14 against price
>DH
>BATTING .220

lmao nice "Designated Hitter"
batting .220 lmfao

>It's a Red Sox starter gets BTFO in the first inning episode
I wish the man in this photo was me irl tbqh

the fuck? there we no outs? my word

This

Would've been so mad if it was only one run from this shit

More like designated eater

Joe West's jowls could feed a hungry fucking nation--that piece of blubbery shit.

Haha wow making fun of him because he is big boned. Hehe so mature. Grow up you jerk. There's more to people than what you see on the outside. You don't know Sandoval, you're not his doctor. You don't know how healthy he is. He's a professional athlete while you sit on a computer all day. He's in perfect shape.

They should sign Brady for September desu

>93.7 broadcast loops a "We cannot stream the Red Sox blah blah" over internet radio
>can't listen to 93.7 over FM because fucking iPhone doesn't have an FM chip

can't believe I fell for the Apple meme

Reminder that the Rangers have played 37 games in 38 days and the team is exhausted as fuck

The ASB cant come soon enough tbwh

Why does Remy barely commentate this year? I can't deal with these meme announcers.

Ill let you know i am a .400 plus hitter on mlb the show

David Price is my father and my father is a complete failure of a man

Wew lad.

i enjoy Eckersley's pitching analysis

>Not scheduling a day off

Do they even play baseball

they had to play make up games on their days off

>4 STARTING RED SOX

bbbbabaaaaasssssssed

>this is early salad out there

What did he mean by this

e l i t e

They've only had one make up game so far you fat ugly cuckold

They announce pitching yet

I hope wright starts

and that shit was crucial

34 doubles, did I hear that correctly?

Yeah hitting 400+ on your bathroom scale

Remy fucking sucks. Most of the time he is talking about his tailored suits or "that time back in the day"

Eck tells it like it is

Delete this now u pink hat fag

More like hitting your moms vag 400 plus

I will murder you

God I hate women so much. They don't understand how easy their lives are but they constantly complain about it.

>break back to curve spin enough to make ass bigger
>push down leg fat with clothes to make ass bigger
>still have a small ass
why even try

Got a girls number today should I text her tonight or tomorrow?

For real tho

The rangers have the GOAT radio play by play Eric Nadel and Matt Hicks

Literally who

>rangers announcer name is Hick

Figures

This Rags pitcher looks like a literal cuck

that pole-smoking faggot jerry remy can kiss my fucking ass and so can you

I will dox u and skull fuck your mother

You know i was typing that up and i thought that might come up. I figured anyone would think the twice before making a completely unoriginal banter such as that

Better yourself next time man come on

...

He looks like a micro dicked pedo cuck

I will backtrace you!

>tripfag
>thinking about another man's cock
filtered

This game is a wash, price is fucked

My quality of life would greatly improve if I didn't have to watch Price pitch

Hi drapper

Hey pal

same. i want to play video games and focus on that video game but i would also like to watch this professional baseball game but it is seeming not good right now

I hope you eat those words like Sandoval eats Panda Express.

Kek

Same

wow this guy looks like a real ace out there

>6 (six) red sox allstars

J B J
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>we get to watch Kimbrel blow a save at the all star game

Amazing, Jbj is a god

THAT IS WHY JBJ IS AN ALLSTAR

BASED JBJ
A
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BASED ABSOLUTE MADMAN

JBJBJBJ

>Kimbrel
>unironically on the All Star team
literally how

JBJ looks like Tyler The creators little brother

>Kimbrel is an all star

All star of failure

Blowing saves
Blowing the voters

>vasquez demoted and sent back to paw sox

;_;

idk why but i liked him

Like legit tho is every other closer in the al dog shit?

He'll be back as soon as Leons hot streak comes to an end dude dont worry

Literally every good pitcher is in the NL atm

>tantalizing curve

Who is the worst Red Sox all star of all time?

I think it might actually be Kimbrel

Come on Foggy Nelson, don't let Odor's fuck up get to you

god I'm so happy that antler shit is dead and gone

Nevermind, Mark Loretta somehow made the ASG in 2006