Muh mutants

>muh mutants

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Muh everything.

>some irish coont as pringlesman
Is this the real life?

Why isn't he in the mainstream Marvel movies? They got Scarlet Witch and Quicksilver already, why not him?

> original colours

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fuck mutants

they don't have Scarlet Witch and Quicksilver and you don't want to confuse the plebs

So, is it Magneto who fucks everything up in the city and tear it apart?

>Scarlet Witch and Quicksilver
Why would they put Magneto in? Wanda and Pietro are Inhumans who aren't mutants and aren't related to Magneto. They are Avengers, not X-men. We are at war with Eastasia. We've always been at war with Eastasia.

And Power-Girl is Atlantean.

Honestly what the hell were they thinking with purple and red?

I forgot that was a thing.
Geez.
Well. Could be worse we could be talking about Donna Troy or the Hawks.

Magneto is their father

Django is.

It looks fucking amazing.

Plus, the color of blood and the color of royalty.
He is the king of the new blood of humankind. Homo Sapiens have outgrown their use.

How did he recover his powers?

>muh hairline

That is seriously a gorgeous mix of color, wish they would actually use it with a fabric similar to that.

Is he reaaaaaly?

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BIG RED

For blue.

Am I the only one who thinks X-Men is fucking retarded? Like, not even a "man I'm sick of capeshit" argument, I just think the franchise itself is absolutely stupid.
>sidestep in evolution creates a race of mutants
>they literally can have any completely random power because the creators are too lazy to create a unifying theme among them
>Woman who creates thunderstorms wut
>Guy has long tongue
>Guy who can throw ice
And yet, all this is taken as seriously as possible.

Its based on a children's comic from the 60s.

it ok when the powerlevels stay low, around street level.

X-Men isn't capeshit though

And yet the Armageddon trailer tries so hard to make a bunch of people in really awful costumes zipping around look like Shindler's Fucking List.

Excuse me what

I dunno what you're talking about, Apocalypse looks like the silliest one that is actually embracing all the comic shit. There is nothing wrong with that.

>silliest one
I hope you're right. The costumes are silly as fuck but the trailer sure isn't. If it's campy that would give me another reason to see it besides Olivia Munn.

green and purple are better desu senpai

It's not about the actual science.
Think of it a bit more mythic, like DC characters. Yet with more social commentary.
It's a soap opera about people who randomly are born as gods who are hated and feared by the people in society. It's not really about genetics. It's about the social commentary and throwdown battles between godlike people.

And that's not even getting into when they go into space.

>muh homosexual allegory

>gibs me dat
i see what you did there faggot

holy shit, is that cannonballs?

Yeah. I think that was one of the first X-men comics I got not counting the ones retelling the stories from the animated series.

>Muh Dark Elves

>Muh world without weakness

>Muh evlution

Wait...what's going on here?

I thought Mags was their dad?

>This is as close to a 40K movie with deldar we will ever get.
JUST

They retconned it to match the movies, just like they made 616 Nick Fury have a black son who magically replaced him and conveniently lost an eye. Or how they gave Peter organic web shooters like in the Raimi movies.

I believe Mr. Sinister helped him.

It involved a lot of searching and effort on his behalf though.

Later he shows up at the X-Men's new digs in California and says he wants to team up.

Was pretty cash tbqh.

Then the Phoenix force stripped him of them, or weakened them or something like that.

>just like they made 616 Nick Fury have a black son who magically replaced him and conveniently lost an eye.
I read that and was very disappointed.

I didn't mind the Raimi shooters.

Can someone tell me exactly what the fuck happened to the X books after Beast brought back the ones from the past?

I know they got fucked up big time, but I've been trying to get a quick and dirty synopisd for a while to no avail.

This song actually sums up X-Men continuity pretty well.

It's a miracle the X-men movies have survived FOX's mismanagement the way they have. I guess it matches Marvel's continuity from the books, which is completely fucked.

Marvel did it in a pile up over thousands of comics over decades.
Fox did it in a handful of films over a decade to decade and a half.

Actually GW stole dark elves/eldars and Malekith from Thor comics.