Kansas City Royals @ Toronto Blue Jays

Somebody make a jays Royals thread

dicked

Nobody knows you made a thread if you don't link it in the general you chucklefuck

Link it then fagit

Make me leaf

HANG EM

BANG EM

SOLO DINGERS

they did another one, they did another one

is this team incapable of manufacturing runs without solo dingers and meme magic?

this is a bretty comfy game so far famalam

>dickey memeballs
>tulo being angry during dolan homers
>estrada going to asg while injured

There needs to be a 30 for 30 on how the decision was made to pitch Chris "guaranteed to give up dingers" Young in this game. Somebody is next level retarded and making decisions.

>saunders

>follow up back-to-back HRs with a single and a double, including getting out of the double play
also fuck you guy. meme magic is legit

>chien ming wang throwing in the bullpen

hahaha holy shit kc what the fuck

tulo looks so pissed off wtf

its a happy kind of angry though

HE MAD

OH MAN, NOT AGAIN

>tulo did something

If somebody isn't fired after this game I will scream.

See?

Happy angry. :3

bleu jays confirmed for worlds eries champions

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i don't really understand, what context is starting chris young appropriate?

thats how he always looks

At Kauffman against the Twins

will stevo save canada from trudeau

you guys need to go after rich hill or some other under the radar guy

hahaha good luck saunders

This park isn't so bad guys

RUN AND HE WILL GUN YOU DOWN

>le speedy get-thrown-out man

>running on perez with a 6 run lead

i really wish kevin wasnt a complete moron

should have taken out his knees

why on earth is pillar trying to steal for, like what was even the point of that, SEE NOW SMOAK WAS WALKED, WHY ARE YOU TRYING TO STEAL YOU SCRUB

just never go if there's a chance of the dome being closed and you're sitting in the 500's. it's terrible

Royals won't be doing anything at the deadline. Cleveland too far ahead. Front office will just use the injury excuse for this season.

>Attempting to steal when you are up by 6

I hope Donaldson is prepared for a headshot next time he gets in the box

so what inning will KC make their comeback due to a dickey/bullpen collapse

im guessing 6th

>watching Sportsnet Central earlier while with [spoiler]gf[/spoiler]
>"up next, highlights from last night's game, with the Blue Jays getting revenge for last year's American League Championship"
fucking really? why do people even try to compare a SINGLE REGULAR SEASON game to a PLAYOFF SERIES?

is saunders literally retarded?

what the fuck is he thinking?

I already texted my vote for saunders but now I'm texting in for a refund

it was Pillar stealing tho

welp

HERE COME THE ROYALS

Exploding knees meme please

dickey is just chasing his career high strikeouts right now and understood that he couldn't get the K on cuthbert so he decided to give him that HR

Star player gets the retaliation. Also will help avoid 3 dingers in a row

>tfw no qt3.14 ventura to bean saunders directly in the temple

>mfw people say Dickey is good near me

>beaned in the helmet
>ball bounces off and goes for a HR

w-would that count? what if ball came off of helmet and rolled like a bunt?

Anyone else at the game?

>20 HRs given up already this season

literally nobody is saying that hes good

no I live in kenora

Sounds like a solution both teams would be ok with

Do you know Heather Downie?

new a guy from their once he liked drinking

I know a jeff downie

Keep Carrera in RF

Send Bautista down to single A T-Ball

I went to school with his relative then
I saw her boobs

edwin will take his turn on the dl once jose is back so he can go to the dh spot

Batista FB, Carrera LF, Edwin DH

I know a Jeff Brown from Winnipeg

I know a Gord Downie. He has cancer, so sad.

>LF
Rf

got u senpai

>ee with risp

cya next inning

I take it back.

Fire Carrera, let him work the hot dog stand

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>LF not saunders

Thanks

>wanting guaranteed errors man in left field

what you say about me you little bitch

HAPPY BDAY MARCO

>trade Bats at trade deadline for Jay Bruce and Tony Cingrani
>bring up Hutch and run a 6 pitcher rotation, with Dickey only pitching away

GET HIM OUT

here we go

collapse incoming

Is Jay Bruce actually good? Because one of the KC sports radio guys keeps saying the royals should trade for him.

it was all a ruse he had complete control the whole time

morales is going to his a dinger isnt he

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>striking out on a dickey fastball

Daily reminder that Christian Colon was drafted for his bat

is it really his bday?

he's probably the best bat that could be traded and has a modest $12m hit. he has 60 RBIs (4th in NL) despite playing on a 31-54 team

>Is Jay Bruce actually good?

he already has 18 HR and 62 RBI this year

he is

18 HRs and a more than respectable hitting line and a cheap team option for next year

Is he a good RF?

not really but if you are trading for him its not for his defense

Bringing in the fat ass they literally just signed

yes

>not having thole bunt

madman

>trying to steal again

Someone is getting fucking rekt tomorrow

>thinking the jays bullpen can't easily lose this game

i wasn't watching was it pillar again?

>5 run lead is a blowout now

lmao

H-hey
How are you guise?

check your bullpen privilege fuckboy

Go to sleep Finland