On your date

>My favorite comedian is Adam Sandler

what do Sup Forums?

get her drunk, she's obviously easy

Then fall in love with her and punch her in the nose

Get it, punch drunk love?

>on your date
Kek

Actually, I was out with a girl recently, and she said Pineapple Express was one of her favourites.

What do I do, Sup Forums?

You can't win against him. Every time you point something out to him, he just tells you to read his shirt again

...

take her home and watch the wedding singer to get some poon

I can't believe you got that wrong. This date is officially over. You can pay for the meal.

>demand a footjob under the table RIGHT NOW
>say it's a special night and to order whatever we want
>drinks upon the actual dinner you want upon dessert you can't finish
>excuse yourself to the bathroom
>just leave
>drive away
>don't check your phone for a week

>DUDE WEED LMAO: The Movie
give her drugs

Smoke a blunt with her then have an anxiety attack

fucking pleb can't even remember the titles, leave bitch.

>playing video games
Tell her to fuck off back to Sup Forums

*unzippes kitana*

talk about wedding singer, happy gilmore, billy madison etc and stop giving into Reddit memes/thinking grown ups is his only movie

I don't do drugs. I also hate the smell of weed.

I do love my drink, however.

Also, based on another movie she said she liked, I'm getting the vibe she could be a druggie.

Fugg that's exactly my type.

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Immediately throw my food on the floor and call her a normie redditor

This. Bitch is basic as fuck so you might as well taste the fish.

start cumming

>druggie
literally no one under 25 uses that word

this.

when did tv/ become so pleb?

Obviously I proceed to explain to her why her taste is wrong and mine is superior since I'm a well educated gentleman that browses Sup Forums.

Watch click with her, cry during the future scence, and then fuck her since

I'm under 25 and above 20

>implying i care

I think I can see what you are trying to get at here, but I might have to think on it a bit more.

she'll probably go down on you the first date

NO WORRIES

Haha yeah. Happy Gilmore, Billy Madison and Waterboy are great.

Yeah those are the only three I can watch again.
Big Daddy, Mr. Deeds and Little Nicky aren't good.

Wait since when is alcohol not considered a drug? If you're gonna be str8 edge have some consistency.

die knowing you were objectively wrong

It's a spirit ;^)

Grandma's Boy is great too but he's not in it so it doesn't count. Still similar to the others in tone.

>all these shit games

I'm leaving and you're paying, cunt

>i know i said i didn't want fries but they just look so good
>you don't mind, right?

>she doesn't ask

presumptuous bitch

U mad?

No. Those fries won't help you lose the 15 pounds that will satisfy me.

Brutally hate fuck date while watching Happy Gilmore

you tell her you still watch billy madison and happy gilmore and end up balls deep in that punani

>comedian is Adam
said no one ever