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Reminder:

>Stannis is not the prince who was promised, but someone has to be.

(farts) edition

(farts)

Are San-san and Jon going to be reunited next EP? Where the fuck has sliding doors?

Anyone else get chills when Edd asked Jon a second time if it was really him in there?

Preston Jacobs is gonna be all over that.

First for the Mountain that Rides

Here's the music at the end of the episode.
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Tfw no gwen mommyfu

I want a direwolf.

So, I'm going to get a Husky as a pet (that's like the closest thing). Any husky owners?

Nymeria is still alive desu

IT WAS ME JON! I WAS THAT TREE!

San-san is the Sansa and Sandor duo.

How long does she have?

Reminder the writers are complete hacks.

DAE miss Tywin?

Truly the best character

Tower of Joy was a complete misintrepretation of the books and the characters. Just reminding the Redditors who like to come here for whatever reason.

>Umbers are evil now

fucking hell

But that Umber who talked to Ramsay didnt swear his loyalty, so they're probably setting up a Roose

;)

reposting

Episode was boring as fuck. Looked at the clock 40 minutes in and was like wtf..

Where the fuck is Jon Snow actually going at the end? He didn't even bring a coat. Or food.

can someone give a rundown of what's happening this week

Literally Nothing Happens: The Episode

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Did the episode meet your expectations?

>Ghost
>female

EUfag here. Will pirate in a minute. Tell me you're fucking joking.

I think smalljon mentions how his father is dead

the moment i saw Rickons face I knew the Umbers betrayed him, get ready for Reekon.

reminder that D&D wrote the best line in the entire series

white walker has no need for food

probably going to take a massive shit first

WHERE ARE MY DRAGON BOOBS?

Care to explain? The only thing I can think of is that the "Now it ends" sounds like it was supposed to be a badass quip.

This Gregor always reminds me of the guy from Flight of the Concords.

meh, im ok with this


at least they aren't kids or women

GONE BUT NEVER FORGOTTEN ;_;

Best Mountain.

>Not watching it last night
EUfag here too.
Listen closely to Pycelle's scene.

Who is D&D

I will be so fucking pissed if Ramsey kills Ghost like the leaks predicts.

Holy fuck, stop killing the only really cool thing about the show.


Nymeria is still alive tho, she'll pop up with her one hundred pack of mankiller wolfs. Probably controlled by Arya.

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How is a fan made Tower of Joy better than the fucking show?

Literally forgot she and the other Stark kid existed until this episode.

In the books, that scene is a dream/hallucination of Ned's and it's not clear if that dialogue is actually what was said--it sounded really dreamlike and such, "Woe to the Usurper" "Our knees do not bend" and so on.

Budget cost. Dragons are more important than cgi wolves

THat shit is fucking cringeworthy

“And now it begins,” said Ser Arthur Dayne, the Sword of the Morning. He unsheathed Dawn and held it with both hands. The blade was pale as milkglass, alive with light.

“No,” Ned said with sadness in his voice. “Now it ends.”

Didn't the Umber dude go apeshit when Red Wedding happened?

>your father was a cunt

Actually laughed.

>fuck kneeling
>fuck oaths

Cause there's only one king he means to bend his knee to, the KING IN THE NORF whose name is Stark

And so it won't be oathbreaking when he turns on the Boltons

>hey david, there's this really cool scene in ADWD where Arya wargs into a cat and uses the cat's vision to ward off a faceless man in a fight, think we should use it in episode 3?
>Nah, let's just show her getting beaten up by the waif again just like in episode 1

brilliant

why the fuck are the waif and Jaqen literally the only to people in the House of Black and White? I'm serious, have they shown any other characters there besides those two and Arya? Am I the only one who thinks they're totally botching her arc?

Why is Tommen such as a dumbass? Just let that old cunt swindle him.

Rank the major houses in terms of relevance (riches, resources, armies etc)

>Varys sending that girl to Pentos.

Is it nothing or is the Blackfyre plot still on?

>thinks anyone actually plots anymore in this show

The books have everyone from Barristan to Jaime to Ned calling Arthur Dayne a good dude and respected and loved across the kindom. Ned just cuts him down without saying anything, with Dawn no less.

So much for the honorable starks. Also the delivery of "now it ends" was smug as hell; in the book Ned is lamenting the needless bloodshed; the war is fucking over, he doesn't want to fight Dayne because he respects him so much.

Then you have the anime reinterpretation with Dayne dual wielding and shots that show far too much of the actual fight to the point if you rewatch a webm you notice how silly it actually is. Compare it to season 1 where Jaime goes "take ned alive, kill his men", and in an instant his men are dead.

no

friendly reminder N + L = J is happening bros

>You know, I asked him about who Jon Snow's real parents were, and he told me. I can't say who, but I can tell you that it involves a bit of a Luke Skywalker situation. It will all come to fruition eventually. The whole thing with all the fight over proper succession is partly inspired by the War of the Roses in the late 1400s, and back then, to ensure pedigree, the monarchies were kind of inbred. It's definitely fucked up, but it definitely happened back then, so that's why there's incest with the Targaryen line. It's toned down, though.

>Parris did come up with a few alternative suggestions for Jon's parentage that George wouldn't comment on, but apparently one suggestion did provoke one of George's 'evil smiles' (apparently deployed whenever he has come up with an extremely cunning plot twist). However, absolutely no amount of persuasion or bribery would get her to reveal what that theory was.

based GRRM

>it was an "accidental" creampie.
>i mistook her for someone else!
>we must never speak of this!
>fuck me harder ned!
>give benjen a turn ned
>brother brandon won't like sharing me ned
>promise me you won't forget me. promise me, ned.

In the books Smalljon is killed defending Robb during the wedding, and Greatjon is captured and put in chains.

Why didn't we get to see Dany's tits again

>“And now it begins,” said Ser Arthur Dayne, the Sword of the Morning. He unsheathed Dawn and held it with both hands. The blade was pale as milkglass, alive with light.

>“No,” Ned said with sadness in his voice. “Now it ends.”

NAILED

IT

Don't forget to hop before twirling swords for real!

Can anyone post pictures/webms of that Meerenese prostitute who was killing soldiers from last season where she is naked? Or just give me the episodes and I'll find them myself.

did they actually refer to him as smalljon in that scene?

or are they just completely writing out smalljon and replacing him with a different character

Surely not. At this point in the books Aegon has launched his invasion and taken Storm's End, which would be weird to skip over if he still exists.

ur gay

How is that better? Please without memes, explain. The choreography is atrocious, and they're taking turns attacking each other.

>No Dany nudity

For fucks sake. She's nice and T H I C K now. That shit is fuckin hot

First for Azor Jon

The writing this last episode was offensively bad.

> Tyrion's drinking game filler
> Truncated TOJ
> Very heavy handed foreshadowing (hey I'll REALLY casually bring up the hound)
> I am Daenerys Stormborn etc.! Yelling!
> Who are you? No one. Rinse and repeat
> Ramsay gets everything handed to him on a silver platter yet again
> Little birds are just normal kids, and Varys is somehow a saint in the show
> Hahaha Tormund's quip about Jon having a small dick!
> Let my mother see Myrcella! Hey kid, sit down. Your mother really loves you, you know that?

Also, a lot of canon breaking
> Apparently BR has been in that tree 900 years longer than he's been alive.
> LC of the kingsguard has always been a position on the SC. But what do I expect from the writers that appointed Kevan to a position that doesn't even exist last season...
> Dual wielding Dayne

I seriously want to drop this shitshow but the fatman will never finish writing so I have to sit through 2 1/2 more seasons of this crap.

It's a bunch of talentless, not-acting, LARPers. And they fought better than the show, with PROFESSIONAL ACTORS AND PROFESSIONAL STUNT MEN.

Can I get some good horror recommendations?

ive seen almost all the good ones but please try to guess one i havent im so damn bored

He asked him that a 2nd time because Jon made a joke.

So basically the Umbers break guest right when they killed Shaggydog and brought Rickon and Osha to Ramsay, right?

Throne and Olly are literally metaphor's for Jon's first life. Him cutting the rope to hang them for committing crimes against him isn't even pottery, it's like an anvil hitting an ant on the head.

How do I into Jon mode? I'm 5'11''. Is there hope?

would it kill her to not eat like a fucking pig? its your fucking job to be in shape for christs sake

>N+L=J fags are still this deluded

She doesn't do nude scenes any more senpai, she thinks people watch her for her acting skills.

She's getting too fat, and CGI would cost too much to fix.

How enough le ebin dual wielding for you?

Not enough "I'll try spinning, that's a good trick" for you?

Not enough "stabbed in the back, 20 times this season, by a FUCKING MANLET, despite being the BEST SWORDSMAN" for you?

that is too girly of an ass for a boy

They only said Umber.

Those aren't sliding doors, they're opening towards the camera

Yes

In which book? They shift places throughout the series

If you're asking for where the show is currently:
Tyrells>Boltons>Baratheon>Lannisters>Freys>Martells>Greyjoys

Wasn't rob's wolf sewed onto his head in the show?

Wasn't it huge af?

She's not a professional.

>Throne and Olly are literally metaphor's for Jon's first life.

Explain

>Bastardbowl
>Ramsay has the advantage, loyal Stark army surrounded
>suddenly howls in the distance, drowning out the sounds of combat
>Nymeria crests a hilltop, followed wolves
>thousands of wolves
>Bolton army is BTFO
>Ramsay devoured by Nymeria, Ghost, and Shaggydog if the Northern Master Plan is real

post yfw

Fails to mention how though. Show writers confirmed way back around Season 4 that Greatjon was still alive and was never at the Red Wedding.

>Terminator Genesis should remind her they don't

revolting

>if they get Jon Snow leading them maybe, he knows this place better than we ever will

Is Jon confirmed for a GOOD MAN?

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Oh and I forgot the worst one

> Pycelle's fart gag

how many swords must Arthur Dayne have before bookfags and Sup Forums dorks will appreciate the ToJ scene?

This Arya being no one shit has got to end. How much air time needs to be wasted on Jaqen asking her the same shit over and over?

The size of direwolfs on this show has been inconsistent throughout the entire series.

Tyrion drinking thing really bothered me. It was an utterly pointless scene, not very funny, and just continues them being unable to write anything for Tyrion besides "I'm a drunk"

> Have a ridicules amazing location to shoot at
> Squander the shit out of it

Way to go guy's.

SERIOUSLY WILL SOMEONE FUCKING EXPLAIN THIS DABID SHIT TO ME!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!??!?!?!?