What is the first thing you ever jerked off to?
>Pic related.
What is the first thing you ever jerked off to?
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I am old
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DIE FUCKING NIGGER
Fag
I had that one. Goddamn she was the best.
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Make America Great Again!
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Watched the Nanny. Fapped to Fran Drescher.
Kek. Same here
cuck
Probably some adult flash game, if not then it was pic related.
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>Montgomery Ward catalog, ladies lingerie section.
I'm older...
>fapfapfap
Humped my blanket watching this shit and got a surprise!
Pff
Dank memes
AIDS?
This shit again!?
my brother....
Yep, first fap was to scrambled spice channel. In Detroit on Devil's night the cable company would unscramble all channels to keep niggers inside.
My bro-in-law let me borrow this when I was 11 or 12
Well i remember the very first porno I've watched.
>Private Gold Movie
>Two well dressed guys are playing pool in a room with a couch
>One brunette and a guy walk in to said room
>They all start to play pool
>The three men start touching the woman
>They all take their clothes off
>Sex
>End
First girl was pic related.
First guy was David Beckham.
Vida Guerra
Howard Stern show. 28 here, so this was at a time when you had to watch scrambled hbo porn, or steal some adults playboy's.
Sears & Roebuck catalog, women's underware section.
fk
fuck u
Kys
my niggas
no
some Mercedes Ashley video I think
Debra Petersen
PMoM June 1976
12 years old?
hey
Lol
Meh
fug
that bit loui c k does. not to the bit that loui c k does. but that bit he does. where u jerk off to past good jerks uve had. that.
Dam
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fuck you
fuck you cunt
Pokemon was the best
Sylvia Kristel in 'Emanuelle'
MTV Spring Break in Cancun Mexico with Jerry Springer 1999. I was 9 years old sticking my dick between the two tubes of a water bed watching TV justt rubbing cuz it felt good and BAM. Was too young to have any semen. Didn't actually start nutting til I was 10 and it was all clear. Around 11 I had full on semen
no
Nothing can counter immunity cat fag
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damn she ugly
nigger
Avon magazines
fuck off
fag
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i didnt even know what i was doing at the time
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ass hole
nigger
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I still have that one; too bad she lost her mind and thinks vaccines cause autism
Lol the good ol days when barney's imagination tricks paid off lol
mymymmym
Tawnee Stone, not this set but close.
Some Disney princesses stickers that were in my bath.
fuck u
You know it bros.
Yub Wub
Spooky internet wizardry works again
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Now for replying to this i shall find out were you live and fuck you in your sleep with a baseball bat wrapped in barb wire she I'll even throw some icy hot on it for lube. And a sock stuffed with 3 cans of soda just incase you get thirsty after 4 play
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Images in my head.
In my grandparents bathroom.
Mid 80's
I used to love "channel one"
where I used to live If I left the Coax cable hanging out of the back of the TV and not tightened on, it would show the Playboy channel (channel one) in Black and white, without the scramble. I dont think I came out of my room past 8 most nights
K
Are u a girl?
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this pic
I knew I wasn't the only one!! When i was 11, I started fapping, I just fapped with no fapping-fuel. Then, one day, I discovered the Spicegirls. The started fapping to music videos. That was on 96.
fuck
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that's a MAN
The lingerie section of a JC Penny catalog
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bush porn
I fapped so many times to this. The first one I fapped to was the baywatch one. My dad had some good ones
Here comes dat boi
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A beasty tape a friend found of a girl and a German Shepherd
Was a Strang arousal but I nut is a nut so fk it
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