Alright Americans, report in.
What's your state? If your state's better than another, debate why.
>California
>Variety in scenery, people, and weather
>cool cities and landmarks
>moderate liberals
>badass flag
>tried to be our own nation for a while
>we get Fallout's best faction
>Other than D.C., we're the place everyone wants to visit
>Wisconsin
>Not actively trying to be wiped off the face of the earth with constant fires, earthquakes, and mudslides. Will also be totally a-ok after global warming drowns all the coastie scum.
South Carolina
>plenty of black people
>one of the highest rates of divorce, premature child births
>second lowest education
>Virginia
>We were the first and are still the best even though our state governemnt does not know how to effectively spend and save it's money we are still the original America. Which had way better people than Americans today, lazy, fat, socialst, liberal scumfucks.
Pennsylvania
No hurricanes, tornados, or animals that try to kill you
No insects that try to kill you
Scenery and forest for days
PennDOT
Liquid State
>can be d(r)ank
>halfway between solid and gaseous
>soaks into stuff and gets in those hard to reach areas
>We were the first
That's Delaware you dumbfuck
>Colorado
>Weed
>Maryland
Perfect distance to go to most of the major east coast cities, tons of great places to go camping, Baltimore inner harbor looks beautiful, and we're literally the richest state.
Find a flaw
protip: you can't
Since when was delaware before the colony of Roanoke u not well informed fellow
>moderate liberals
what
> Texas.
>Baltimore
underrated
>Baltimore
>Best state
>Full of illegals
pick one idiot
Montana
-because fuck you.
"Virginia was the home of the first surviving English colony, Jamestown, founded in 1606. Life in Jamestown was very rough and dangerous and many did not survive. In 1676, the settlement was attacked and almost ruined during Bacon's Rebellion. The colony itself is named for Queen Elizabeth, the virgin queen."
Kek delaware wasnt even before jamestown u cuck
Florida
>beautiful girls, amazing weather, good food, low property taxes
What more could you want?
>Implying Baltimore isn't better than whatever shitty cities you two retards live in.
too many niggers though
Alabama
Same except no one wants to come here which is a bonus. No liberals tho
>No liberals though
I don't see how this is a negative
Pedos number 8587294870
Tennessee, most of the cities are pretty ok, no comment on anything else.
It's not. I said it wrong... Pretty drunk right now
Califag reporting. In n out, Diseyland, NFL, NBA, MLB, NHL, Mexican food and women, entertainment and fashion capital of the world, best weather, all other states can eat shit.
I'm talking about statehood you retard
Been to almost all the state's California and Montana are my picks
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You can't walk 5 feet on a sidewalk without seeing a hypodermic needle or used condom
Can't argue with that
Uh huh, because that is what makes it official, not that there were europeans there or anything, but that they claimed to be a state. Anycase a lot of the founding fathers came from virginia
You've clearly never been to California
In-n-Out is the shit
Can't believe I didn't mention it before
The hey Cali fag, Orange County here. Nigga this place sucks. It's so fucking dry. So dry. Where's all the rain
I like both of those things
Your filthy state doesn't deserve rain
You're right, it doesn't. I hate this place
ITT people thinking America is a country and not a continent.
OP/Former Visalia fag here
The dryness is really shitty, but at least it's not humidity like the east coast
Cower in fear , The Legion comes, and we shall drown california in blood, Your women will be slaves, and your children will fuel our glorious army as new legionaries
Behold profligates, your Doom approaches
Northern Virginia,
average household income is 6 figures
the last bastion of the metropolitan east coast
4:1 women to men ratio
cheap cigs
glorious history "usa wise"
every street is named Lee, Beauregard, or Davis.
don't confuse us with the white trash rest of Virginia
Sir, where did the legion come from? If yall aint from America then I'm gonna say you cant kill the californians. But if you are then have fun, you'll do a better job on the land then those liberal scumfucks and celebrities.
If I were to actually come to the USA, I wouldn't mind California, if it wasn't that it will probably be completely obliterated by an earthquake in the next 50 years
Hey you upper virginian fag, fuck you. My part of Virginia would be just fine if we didn't have so many niggers commitimng crime. And as for rednecks, there are some, but mostly all the white people here are old money you faggot. Also hipsters and retard liberals everywhere among the non rich population.
look at this clueless bastard
>oregon
>Just as nice as California
>People aren't Californians
>Weed.
>Free medical for poorfags
>Portland weird as fuck
>Totally nude strippers
>Best metal scene in USA
OMW!
>washington
>weed
>abundant shrooms
>Michigan
>flint water
>niggers
>eminem
>hockeytown
>sweet ass lakes
>will probably kill you if you go to Detroit
>some sweet ass island
>Idaho
>God tier wilderness
>Our liberals are usually more classical liberal than regressive shitbag "liberal" (just stay away from BSU and you're good)
>Nature provides millions of free moving targets every summer
>We're considered a fly-over state by many (that's a good thing)
>Places to shoot everywhere
>People are often ridiculously nice (unless we're driving)
>Fuckloads of rivers and streams including plenty of whitewater, lot of lakes and hot springs too
>UCP actually works in much of the state
>Tons of farming so there's a pretty good shot your steak and potatoes is local
>Big Juds is here
>Our gun laws are generally protecting gun rights, not infringing on them
>Pretty much no crime, individual murders are rare enough they still make the news as major stories
>WOO CONSTITUTIONAL CARRY!
>Tons of cool places to visit like the Frank Church wilderness, Craters of the Moon, and Celebration Park
>Everything from sand dunes and high desert to mountains and pine forests
>Hunting is cheap as fuck as a resident and there's a ton of hunting opportunities
>Home to one of the largest airbases in the northwest, Mountain Home AFB
>Home to the first town powered by exclusively nuclear power, Arco
>Tons of recreational activities year-round including rafting, hunting, skiing, snowboarding, hiking, camping, and a whole bunch of other stuff
I wish you faggot Californians would realize every last one of us has guns and never fucking come here. Please tell anyone you know who is considering moving to Idaho yet doesn't like guns that they'll never be more than 50 yards from a gun if they live in just about any city/town in the state and that won't change any time soon. Visit if you want but don't dare come here and start demanding we pass gun control.
If you hate guns or like gun control Idaho is one of the worst states you could possibly move to.
Iowa
> best state fair in America because butter cow
> best farming and crops grown here
> gun laws are chill
> cheap to live here
> small towns to visit, each with their own history
Where are shrooms? You mean to pick?