How do i get a girlfriend?

How do i get a girlfriend?

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Talk to girl. Get number. Go out. Make sure she enjoys it enough to repeatedly go iut with you

Be at least 8.5 in looks

how do i get a cuddly little sister?

1. Get out of mom's basement
2. Get a carrer
3. Have a stable income and stable life
4. Work out/lose weight
5. Start meet some chicks online
6. See which chick is your favorite after dating
7. Ask her out on second date
8. Make it official
9. Fuck her
10. Fall in deep love
11. Break up.
12. Be depressed, get fat again, start eating food to cop again
13. Repeat 4-12

don't care, I just wanna try out if these webms are working

Cope*

oh good, the gifs where too big

dont be cringy and be more patient

Quit being socially awkward

lower your standards and find lonely fatties to fuck on the matchmaking website of your choice, until you find one you wanna cuddle with after sex.

Look important.

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Get off of Sup Forums

stop spamming this shit you obnoxious cunt

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I'll tell you what helped me..

Making a facebook.

hit her so hard she remembers nothing prior to meeting you.

same here, i had GF for 8 years since i was 15 now Iam 23 and have no clue how to pick up bitches...my exGF was solid 9,5 but iam willing to lower my standards if ass is good

Are those the real life incarnations of the kankers?

Y would u want a gf? They are shit tier. Be a man stay single. Look at boobs online and fap instead.

K-Kankers!

>How do i get a girlfriend?


chloroform

find the fattest chick in town, offer her lots of sex and profit, you wil get a gf and lots of food

Roofies and rope. Lots of rope.

have you considered reincarnation ?

>making it official before fucking her

...

You buy one from Russia

just rent one like a normal person

Be attractive.

how do I go about that?

Hang out with them. Girls are more likely to fuck a guy they know. Accessibility and all that.

I'm not very good looking and I've had girlfriends. Oh wait they weren't very good looking either.

I got this from this gifmaker site. peopl post those gifs publicly, those girls called themselves powerpuff girls

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This.

rape

fucking yeah

don't.

1.Get rich
2.be Good looking
TL;dr: $$$

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This. Fat bitches are the best anyway.

It's not worth it. Hooked up with a good friend of 2.5 years (whom I've crushed on hard since). dating now, but every waking second I fear that she'll leave me.

I'm 26. This is my first real relationship and I want it to end, but ending it is the last thing on earth i'd do. Love/infatuation fucking sucks and never do it.

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