Cringe thread, I'll start it off with a little greentext

Cringe thread, I'll start it off with a little greentext
>Be me
>Around 20 years ago
>Just turned 8 years old
>Birthday party was bomb as fuck
>Invited everyone from my class
>That same day my sister is complaining that her kidney hurts or some shit
>Mom and dad bring her to the hospital
>Left alone with older sister (10 years older then me)
>Stomach is really full from eating shitty pizza and cake
>Tell my sister im going to bed
mfw i wasn't actually going to bed
>Get into my room and close the door
>get bare ass naked
> about to lay down on my bed
what the fuck
>My dog pissed all over my bed
>take everything off my bed
>just laying down on a piss smelling mattress (still naked)
>Only thing I had that was somewhat a blanket was this big ass spiderman pillow
> cover my self with it
its better then nothing
>start touching peepee
hey thats pretty good
>all of a sudden
>My fucking bedroom door opens at the speed of fucking sound
its my sister that was watching me for the night
>"OMG WHAT ARE YOU DOING"
>I couldn't think of anything to say
>"pooperscooper"
They still bring it up till this day

Other urls found in this thread:

youtube.com/watch?v=pgJrQOdU1uE
youtube.com/watch?v=6-9nvfrP62U
youtube.com/watch?v=5YbT9BbQ6TM
twitter.com/SFWRedditVideos

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I think that's all I have for now.

And just when you think it is done...

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alright then
and I thought the shit I posted was bad.

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Sweet Fucking Christ, God is dead and we've killed him.

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when you're emo but only have "fashion" makeup

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okay that one is just a barbie

Would you Sup Forums?

never

> Please do not do this ever again
said the greatest man ever

Fuck no wtf is wrong with you.... Oh sorry forgot its Sup Forums

I'm literally bleeding from my fucking eyes right now.

What the fuuuuuuuuuuuck

New fag

That's mouth blood, you nogger.
Quit denying you have a huge boner.

I haven't been this hard in weeks

Only new fags call people new fags. summerfag

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what...? why would anyone do this?

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>sorry stick

> be me
> be 6
> be autistic as fuck
> have best friend move to the other side of country
> have 2 friends aside from them
> play in school yard at lunchtime
> start making up stupid world where hair colour represents an element
> have brown hair
dirt/bricks
> find brick
> massive war in made up world
> throw brick at friend
he still has a scar
mfw I got off Scott free

Furry makes me so fucking mad.
This is a real waste of a good artist.

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Fluffy abuse posters are the cringest group people currently on the planet.

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when did the landwhales wash up on shore?

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Hey, at least those people take part in some social activities

Unlike you. you basement dwelling faggots

1/2

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Girl on the right looks like my ex FML

no you're part of the problem. If these kids highschool bullys did there fucking job right they would still be in the basement

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>be me
>in 2nd grade, crush on girl
>hopeless romantic, still today, so I wanted to ask her out
>ugly as dude with dumbass haircut and chubby, trying to ask a girl out
>I went home that day, and made a bracelet with beads and shit, and wrote a long note for her
>put that shit in a sandwich bag
>went to school, bag in backpack
>told friend to give this to her, tell her it was from me
>he did, but she came to me and gave it back
>mfw I was depressed
>gave it to her and forced her to take it
>threw it at me
>I took out the bracelet and wore that shit
>she's emo now

*their

Yes, user. You're correct. Take away their freedom of speech and creativity.

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I can't make fun of bad English when they're not doing being an asshole. This person seems nice and is just trying to have fun making stories and personalities for their characters :( not cringe

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Your post made me cringe

PLEASE MAKE ME UNSEE!!!!
HOLY SHIT MY EYES ARE BLEEDING!!!

Now I actually feel bad for having a flesh plug, how is this even possible???

I'm about to puke and I've seen some shit already..

WHAT

youtube.com/watch?v=pgJrQOdU1uE

Who the fuck is she

What's your point?

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This video: youtube.com/watch?v=hRttCZyhL70 Simple as that.

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youtube.com/watch?v=6-9nvfrP62U

Fuck all of you I feel like killing myself

Anime sucks but this is more of a win than cringe.

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what kind of giant ass feet...

Despite their eating problems, these are pretty good cosplays.
>8/10

thats actually really fucked up that she told everyone and that they shame u and make fun of you for it. what a shitty fucking family, im sorry OP

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Can I fucking help you?

kek

>Cuddling a Pikachu
That guarantees being friendzoned

A sucsessful cringe thread

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The undyne cosplayer isn't that bad looking but the rest are welcome to have a mixed beverage of Bleach and ammonia

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>role mole

youtube.com/watch?v=5YbT9BbQ6TM

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Here's some OC, I got from a shit thread a few days ago.

Some faggot trying to be cool but failed misserably, and the thread died fast

cringe? coming right up!

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I just got this captcha.
>car fox
new meme?

I bet you play roblox, faggot.