Give me your best pickup lines

Give me your best pickup lines

Let's not turn this rape into a murder

I wish you were my little toe. So I can bang you on all the furniture in my house.

Does this rag smell like chloroform?

Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?

does this rag smell like chloroform to you?

u a beaver?
cuz dam

...

Do you like whales, cuz we should hump back at my place.

Yeah that would definitely melt the heart.

I am lvl 99 mage.

did i press f5, cause that ass is refreshing.

u want some fug :D :D

"Hi, I'm "
Then continue with a normal conversation.

do you wash your panties with windex? because i can really see myself in them

ayyyyyyyyyy lmaoooo

lvl 84 here, the grind until i can use that as a pickup line is real

finally another true gentleman

Hey baby, I eat ass like a fat kid eats desert.

are you wanna bang penis in vagina?

Hold my pint while I go for a shit.

I just came

Kek x 3

>she was fat enough too use her leg as a pillow, fucking gross.

How do you like your eggs in the morning, cooked or fertilized?