Why can't I get laid Sup Forums ?

Why can't I get laid Sup Forums ?

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I like your thighs

Werewolf arms.

fat

your personality

But I'm overall a nic down to earth geniune person, never a douchebag unless i'm being forced to be always a fucking gentleman too which is starting to weight heavy on my conscience since those whores don't seem to apreciate it anymore

you're a faggot.

Neckbearded and Whiteknight.
Wears skinny jeans and gayass hair. Probably pretentious and talks all about himself.
You also must try too hard, trying to form a connection the first moment you find a girl who makes the mistake of talking your way.
You probably type with emojis on here and have a 5.3 inch penis.

I bet you tried to vote for Bernie you cuck.

>Why can't I get laid Sup Forums ?
Because you feel entitled to it and women can smell that shit a mile off.
If all you want is to get laid, there are plenty of obliging hookers.

im not saying your a douche bag or some loser. what im saying is what ever your personality is just isn't what that girl wants. idk if your looking for 'love' or just want some random ass but you'll never pick up random woman unless your enable to adjust your personality on the fly.

Well you don't strike me as repulsive and you seem to dress OK, not great, but not enough that you cant get laid. Are you even trying? Like really trying? where/how?

I'm from the UK bro, far from egocentrical due to my low self esteem and I honestly don't care about what I wear that much and also since you're curious about it my cock is 6,7 inches with a curve to the right also uncircumcised so how about you pull my foreskin slowly while frenchkissing my tip mixing my dickcheese with your dickchewing lips FAGGOT

Based on the statement you just made, I can guarantee you it is your personality. You need to grow the fuck up.

How'd you know Im gay? Plus your british, I dont want to contract plague from your smegma.

Oh so replying to someone that tries to make certain statements about me that has no idea how I am personally makes me childish? I might not be able to get laid buddy but I am a stand up guy also as I mentioned it I never start arguments unless i'm being caught in one

Definitely the personality. Too much entitlement.

this is why you have no luck with women

>plenty of obliging hookers
he wants it for free tho

90% of grills dont want a nice guy, specially at first impression. And thats 99% of grills that will fuck you after getting picked up at a bar/club. You can be the nice guy later on, but you need to be the fun loving, confident dude thats going to show her a good time. Wuote from Swingers-
>Come here a second, listen. Now look it. When you go up to talk to her, man, I don't want you to be the guy in the PG-13 movie everyone's really hopin' makes it happen. I want you to be like the guy in the rated R movie, you know, the guy you're not sure whether or not you like yet. You're not sure where he's coming from. Okay? You're a bad man. You're a bad man. You're a bad man. Bad man.

>Too much entitlement
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Read this you fuck.

pgcag.files.wordpress.com/2010/01/48lawsofpower.pdf

you don't get out enough

Wearing a shirt over a t-shirt makes you look like your mom still buys your clothes, also the shitty ripped jeans really aren't doing you any favors.

You couldn't even be bothered to Iron the shirt

not caring what you wear is most likely a big part of the reason you aren't getting laid

Take pride in your appearance and people will start noticing you more

Alright, so you got a perfectly decent template to work with.
Not knowing the slighest thing about your personality or financial standing:

1) Grooming is alpha omega and the first sign to others that you are capable of caring for yourself. Lose the beard, mb get a slightly fresher haircut.

2) Get in shape. You don't have to become swole brah, but at least get in decent shape. Just run or swim or whatever, I think for you this would do wonders for your face shape. Furthermore, this step does absolute fucking wonders for your confidence.

3) Your clothes are bad, not 4-chan horrible, but a bit 'meh' for a night out. Buy new threads.

This...OP i know I said its your personality but you need to understand like what this user said women who go to bars or clubs arent there to meet a nice guy they go out because their bored and 'want to be alive'. be the nice guy later be the intriguing guy now

tipping intensifies

>Why can't I get laid Sup Forums?

>Gentooman

i just realized this is hilarious bait halfway through typing but i'm going to submit on the off chance it's not lel

Thanks user, there's some good advice here. Some of it reflects lessons I've harshly learned.

Iron your shirt, lose the ripped jeans, lose the faggot white wine. Don't appear needy.

I'd fuck you bud. Don't worry about it.

ur to handsome, its very intimidating to other gay men, try to not dress so well.

Fuck dude, I literally can not see why, youre a solid 10/10

I'm going to bet you aren't assertive enough. Be funny, light hearted and say "hey we should fuck" 50% of the time works every time.

ya, you're a dumb fuck. coming to Sup Forums to ask "why can't i get laid" is a sure fire way to ensure you stay a virgin.

also, very very very pillow biting vibe given off via your gay ass coiffed hair / skinny jeans / fat gut / mexican woman hairy arms ...

just go buy a $3,000 blow up doll that resembles a porn star, it's the only pussy that'll be able to stand you

And there's your problem.

Yeah, sounds about good but I wouldn't loose the beard. I'd say go to a barber and get it done professionally. If you live in Europe I'd tell you to find a turkish place, they are really good with beards, idk about the US.

how about stop hanging about in the Empire casino, London? Snobbing it up with some cheap ass sparkling shit

i'd hit you if i ever saw you glancing at a child with that smile on your face
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pedophile vibe is pedophile

because you browse this website

Just get a hooker dude, It's cheaper and a lot more fun imo.