Oi cunts! This is for bullying us Aussies!
Oi cunts! This is for bullying us Aussies!
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>be aussie
>gotta get a gook
what is the name of this meme?
>be colombian
>fuck a donkey
The funny thing is you've been waiting thirty minutes for the image to finally be done uploading
March the 1st next year I'll have NBN cunt
>be aussie
>can't even fuck a donkey
>gotta get a gook
Oh but lad, Malcolm said we would all have the NBN by the end of 2016,
>Guaranteed 25 Mbps to all of Australia by the end of 2016.
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kek
my net has progressively deteriorated over the past 3 years, got a notice that they were setting up NBN in my area soon. Don't know when "soon" is though, why the fuck would you send that to someone without giving them a time baseline or something.
>no right to free speech, hate speech laws out the ass
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>downright draconian gun laws
Self-explanatory. Most types of firearms are banned. Most guns people own are shitty .22lr bolt actions.
>need a license for fucking air rifles
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>need a fucking license for paintball guns
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>need a license for crossbows
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>airsoft is banned
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>LASER pointers over 1mw are banned (effectively banning the vast majority)
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>fucking YO YO WATERBALLS are banned
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>novelty toy-like lighters are banned
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>smokeless tobacco is banned
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>toys containing beads are banned
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>need a helmet to ride a fucking bicycle
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>plain packaging on cigarettes
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>absurdly high taxation on alcohol and cigarettes
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>many violent games and movies banned or censored even after the R18 was introduced
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>video games are expensive as shit
>Posting in png format
Living a bit dangerously eh Bruce?
>"Of all tyrannies, a tyranny sincerely exercised for the good of its victims may be the most oppressive. It would be better to live under robber barons than under omnipotent moral busybodies. The robber baron's cruelty may sometimes sleep, his cupidity may at some point be satiated; but those who torment us for our own good will torment us without end for they do so with the approval of their own conscience." -CS Lewis
Ausfailia is one of the biggest NANNY STATES IN THE WORLD.
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AUSKEKS HAVE TO SHITPOST BECAUSE IT'S THE ONLY THRILL THEY HAVE LEFT KEK. LITERALLY THE MOST DANGEROUS THING THEY ARE ALLOWED TO DO.
>"h-heh at least w-we don't ban k-kinder eggs sharter" typed the increasingly nervous and embarassed australian man on his 1 kb/s internet as he remained locked up in a padded room forced to wear a helmet, with his body bubble wrapped under costant harm supervision by his government let he cut himself on a piece of paper
autism
>mudslime defending his cousins in cuckstralia
God bless the IDF.
holy shit, i don't care how "developed" it is, Australia sounds like shit
>immediately jumps to conclusions that im moslem
ahh, american autism at its finest
Nice comeback. Now go back to your donkey fucking routine
This obsession isn't healthy.
The American probably got bantered to death by some real anglos.
>be australian
>wake up next to your mother
>"ay dahlin fahk moi that was a noice root last noight"
>ride a kangaroo to the local boozer
>get stopped by abos
>their faces haven't loaded yet because of high ping
>give them all your petrol anyway
>apologise for invading their country
>say thank you to the traditional owners of the land, the irrawajjialabumbajjiju people
>continue on your way
>shitpost hard on Sup Forums all day so you can afford to pay your internet bill ($1000 for 0.1bps connection, 3mb data cap)
>go home
>get mugged by abos again
>no petrol this time, give them some of your ping instead
>turn on computer and thread you posted on int 15 hours ago is 25% loaded
>turn on tv, wallabies lose to new zealand again
>"fahkin no worries m8 she'll be roight I'll just watch the loigue instead"
>lose to new zealand again
>"m-muh afl"
>can't see what's happening, players' mullets blocking the camera
>cry yourself to sleep muttering "m-muh hdi, m-muh gdp per capita"
>get bitten by spoidah
>die within seconds
STOP
fuck you congolombia
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>>It would be better to live under robber barons than under omnipotent moral busybodies
>t. alabaman
>A fellow American actually went through the effort of typing all this out
We truly are a country of autism, a land of Aspergers
ignore jewish threads, hide jewish posts, do not reply to jewish posters
It's worked out pretty well, actually. Nobody needs any of that shit.
Don't be such a dumb faggot, all sodomy laws were repealed under the Supreme Court case Lawrence v. Texas in 2003.
Don't be daft, australians are unbullyable.
Took you a while
>australian man on his 1 kb/s internet
Pssh, try 180kb kid...