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HIS BACK EDITION!

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hnng

People pay money to watch this show

>post yfw

T I N Y

P E C K E R S

Isn't sexualizing Jon akin to sexualizing Jesus?

Preston

>Who's Rickon Stark, user? hehehe

I'm embarrassed for anyone who does.

couldnt watch that scene without thinking of her "no nude" contract

*fart*

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Why did Bloodraven tell Bran he needs to know everything but he won't tell him everything?

i.e taking him away from the tower of joy

Daily reminder

>pirating shows
>2016

Aryas "rebirth" was handled better than Jons tbqh

>Qyburn refers to Robert Strong and Ser Gregor
D&D FUCKING SHITS WHY CAN'T YOU DO ANYTHING RIGHT

top 20 for normies get the fuck out and stay out

"I'm not a god"

"I know that, I saw your pecker. what kind of god would have a pecker that small?"

>THEY KILLED SHAGGYDOG OFF-SCREEN

FUCKING REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Yeah, I really hope it's not Shaggydog.

Alright, I've watched the scene now three times and didn't hear shit. When is he supposed to fart?

>every odd numbered episode is going to be shit this season

Because they gotta dole that shit out over multiple ebisodes duh

New when?

What's the plothole

How did Johns brain and memory recover? I couple minutes without oxygen and neural death is imminent. It's seems improbable that even divine magic would be able to reconstruct the random complexity of his neural structure to match his personality. This is some shit writing, it literally makes no sense realistically and fictionally.

what's the plothole

i was waiting for a body double but it's obviously her because no body double would have those ham beast arms

How it could have been

CGI is expensive, user

>Davos doesn't care about Stannis
>Davos comforts Mellisandre
>Davos is okay with executing children

The Queen of Burgers, Mother of Donuts, and Breaker of Chairs

It's just some epic prank

>no visible rolls

this is obviously a fake image because that bitch has it in her contract that she must have freshly baked rolls within 6 inches of her person at all times

How the fuck did Jon just abandon the Night's Watch?

>not even dead
>"lol yeah my watch ended haha"

she was such a qt before puberty

Based Tormund.

Melissandre farts, you idiot.

Not all Direwolves were of the same size. Robb Stark's one was the biggest of them all, and Shaggydog wasn't exactly big

he had a good lawyer

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cersei is hot with hair, she looks disgusting with short hair

top tier writing

nth for Azor Ashort, the Peewee that was Promised, the Warrior of Low Height, the Manlet of Fire.

>Ser Davos, about Shireen...
>Who?

Jon is a badass now. No one can stop him

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he died.

>what's magic

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He died, so technically his initial pledge was void when he got stabbed and died

The Night's Watch vow doesn't really take in account people coming back to life, but he's free of it on a technicality

nth for Melisandre doesn't know what the fuck she's doing anymore.

That's a stupid thing to sperg over, magic as a plot device can do anything you want it to.

Uh, no?

He's alive...

*fart*

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The leaks were right again.

HBO is even worse than AMC when it comes to leaks.

so you're in the small council chamber discussing the abomination that is reanimation and you see this guy standing there guarding the queen mother

what do you do?

aaarrggghgh fuck i hate myself and i hate this show

>Kit is still 2 inches taller than me

should I just sudoku?

Really good job DD

good luck explaining that

>magic heals internal wounds, a butchered heart, fucked up brain from no oxygen
>cant heal stabby wounds
:D

WHAT WAS TOWER

HISSSSS

To be fair they were agains't ARTHUR FUCKING DAYNE THE SWORD IN THE MORNING GREATEST SWORDSMAN THAT EVER LIVED (until Jaime Lannister, of course)

How the fuck is death reversible?

>Breaker of Chairs

Hmm. I should stop my heart and have a medical doctor declare me "legally dead" so I can get out of marriage's rule of "to death do us part".

Can probably save on allimony too.

fucking hacks, ruining so great scene with bland delivery and double swords faggotry
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>/got/ watches a new episode

Another week until I come back to /got/. Stay frosty gents.

hold it in

>skips all the fighting
Gay

tell me about the wait

is she a full faceless or just some apprentice?

seems to be a subordinate of the kindly man

also wound't the kindly man be mad if arya killed her? (ive seen claims that waif dies)

after he died. now he's back. and he's mad as hell. duh duh duh duuuh

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That ToJ is fucking ugly.

*farts*

I mean, what are they gonna do? Kill him?

post to tower of jou bingo

So honestly, how was the tower of joy scene?

>using VLC

What do they mean by that?

Meanwhile, Reddit LOVES these fight scenes.

;_;

all action movies/scenes have always random guys walking around looking like they fight, so that the main chars can just beat the randoms 1v1...
once you start looking for it, every action scene is more or less ruined.

WHERE WAS GEROLD HIGHTOWER
Pycelle even mentioned him in the same episode!!!

i posted it again :^)

>i did what I thought was right, ser davos Onionworth my best of all friends
>now i must do what I think is wrong
Jon Reborn, destroyer of my patience

*farts*

GUESS I GOT WHAT I DESERVED

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the I frames!

It was good despite the ridiculous dual wielding

HE SHOULD BE ON SKAGOS WHY ISNT HE ON SKAGOS OH GOD SHAGGYDOG NO

Get a lawyer for that, you might be lucky

Either way, Jon's actions don't contradict anything, go pick on something else of the show worth pikcing on like *farts*

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Q U I P S

>fatroll str vs dexfag

>stabbing your spear upwards
>not stabbing that old, slow, rolling fuck when he rolls towards you

fuck this shit

>dat rock
I was expecting Shatner to show up and fight that lizardman.

post the bingo

There was no fighting in the books.