AAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA BASED FUCKING RONNIE

AAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA BASED FUCKING RONNIE

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why did you lie to me :(?

He looks stoned.

How does a watch "fuel" you up?

probably earned an easy 100k for that post. that'd fuel me up for sure.

So was he the hero all along?
What a fucking twist.
Messi, who everyone loved is a criminal scum and Ronaldo, who everyone hated is the king of bantz.
POTTERY

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the money he got from Tag Heuer for that product placement fueled him up

seriously Social Media is a heavenly gift if you're a celebrity, you can earn so much fucking money with plugs like these

it has an integrated semen-dispenser

Messi is going full JUST mode right now
>neckbeard
>quit NT after losing AGAIN
>might go to jail, but even if that doesn't happen he is still a criminal
If he started balding it would be the cherry on top

>ywn be handsome enough to take a pic from this position without looking like a retatd

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>100k
>a guy with 66 million followers on instagram
>literally one of the most famous people on earth

he's getting at least a mil for that

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>yfw he actually gets Real Madrid to pay his taxes.

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No. It'll be already be written into his contract that he has to shill their shit-tier watches on his social media.

activated nano almonds

he's getting at least a mil for signing that contract

WTF? I hate Aquafresh now.

I've always hated you to be fair

I've always hated me too.

>taghuerer carrera
absolutely disgusting

spoken like a true brit

And probably got the watch for free

Moorish shitskin with the bants!

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What model of watch is that? I've tried looking it up, and prices are ranging from $3,500 to over $200k

Regardless, anybody who pays that much for a watch is a fucking retard

I guess you just don't have a fashion sense. Or you're a poorfag. Probably both.
Buy less hamburgers

rich famous people like him don't pay for those watches, they get paid to be shown using them

I buy $50 watches that look like they cost $200

Frankly, I think his watch is ugly. I know it's the trend now, but I'm not a fan of giant faces

I imagine the people who do care very little for money anyway as they have so much of it.

Thing is, Ronaldo will always be a dumb bastard from the shitholes of Madeira. Adorning himself with luxury goods aren't going to change that.

Why isn't he signed to a luxe company like Hublot

I know. I'm talking about people who actually have to pay for them. There's no reason to pay more than $10k for something that isn't going to increase in value. Watches other than vintage Rolexes are as good as ham sandwiches in terms of investment quality

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You can still sell it off for at least half that much. Those dumb iwatches you can just throw into garbage bin.

Oy
Vey
Gay
This is my ass. It's tick enough to satisfy my big friend pepe. Also, my other big friend in Morocco posted JUST MARRIED for mere fun.

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someone much poorer than you will think "why wear that? it's not going to increase in value"

you think the same about those watches

obviously for the people that buy them they're not considered that expensive

>yuros think that's a quality male ass

Step aside, fuccboi. Real man ass comin THRU

I used to have side burners like that.

>2016
>wearing a watch
lol

Smartwatches defy the laws of supply and demand. They are products that exist despite the fact that nobody wants them

At some point, you need to be an adult male. And adult males wear watches and use wallets

Adult males do whatever the fuck they want, and wearing a watch when you have a cell phone is just stupid.

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>wearing decent shoes when you have Crocs is just stupid
>wearing jeans when you have sweatpants is just stupid
>living on your own when you have parents is just stupid
>getting a job when you can be a NEET is just stupid

The last two are literally true. If you wanna have a fun life, and if you can just be NEET and live at home, do.

Now you're getting it.

Wearing jeans is just as pleb as wearing sweatpants

>living on your own when you have parents is just stupid
>getting a job when you can be a NEET is just stupid
Lmao look at this wageslave, enjoy paying rent fagit

nothing at all > crocs

shorts > sweatpants

last two are legit

Can someone explain the TSUUUU thing to me

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>Fashion
>male ass
>soccer
>Yurop

You have 5 seconds to tell me why this isn't the gayest thread on Sup Forums

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kek

We can make it gayer

tybgermany

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right is recent right? doesnt look that bad actually. still a flaming feggit but at least hes developed a style

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CAN SOMEONE PLEASE MAKE A PICCOLO/VEGETA ONE OF THIS. I'VE BEEN ASKING FOR SO LONG

C7 face after a few days without circumcised Turkish dick looks like this.

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