You awaken in a dim ally. You have no memory of how you got here.
Dubs decides what we do.
You awaken in a dim ally. You have no memory of how you got here.
Dubs decides what we do.
I walk down the street
reroll
Jack off
Check to see if my mexican sex change went well
Look around, maybe I know the place
check my person and belongings for clues!
reroll
I proceed to shit in the trash can
>Search Garbage
Reroll
Sharpie in pooper
roll
WINRAR
Inventory of items on you and in your general area
look for phone and wallet, search for a street sign or ask someone to know where I am. then I call a friend or a cab and go home. if my cellphone isnt there I ask a random stranger to help me out.
Punch OP in Face
Take out my phone and call Dimitri Mendeleiev
You search yourself for any sharpies or sex changes but you only find a few strange coins in your pocket.
Search the garbage
Reroll
Another reroll
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