You awaken in a dim ally. You have no memory of how you got here

You awaken in a dim ally. You have no memory of how you got here.

Dubs decides what we do.

I walk down the street

reroll

Jack off

Check to see if my mexican sex change went well

Look around, maybe I know the place

check my person and belongings for clues!

reroll

I proceed to shit in the trash can

>Search Garbage

Reroll

Sharpie in pooper

roll

WINRAR

Inventory of items on you and in your general area

look for phone and wallet, search for a street sign or ask someone to know where I am. then I call a friend or a cab and go home. if my cellphone isnt there I ask a random stranger to help me out.

Punch OP in Face

Take out my phone and call Dimitri Mendeleiev

You search yourself for any sharpies or sex changes but you only find a few strange coins in your pocket.

Search the garbage

Reroll

Another reroll

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