If you roll odds, you don't have a wank for the rest of the day.
If you roll dubs, you don't have a wank for a week.
If you roll trips, you don't have a wank for a month.
If you roll quads, you don't have a wank for an entire year.
If you roll pents, you don't have a wank for the rest of your life!
Start rolling!
check em
roll for pents
ROLL
haven't fapped for 5 days so I'm really playing with fire
rawling
...
fucking bad ass
well fuck
watch these pents
check em boyys
Meh, why not? My dick-psoriasis is discouraging any sort of self-pleasure. Can't even get an erection without feeling the skin crack.
re-roll
I never get dubs
This will do me some good I've been doing it way too much recently Roll
Dice of life, rollio
Re-roll
Re-roll again
Fuck it, have at me.
Re-Re-roll
save meee
Uhh roll?
Roll
Once more.
Rool
Rolll
rololol
Kek bless me
Rollllll
Roll again
rall
rollerino
GETTTTTTTTTT
RIPPPPPPPPPP
Rollll
roll
Rolling
Rolllll
Fuck it, roll
Roll again
Roll
Roll 3
Rol
IL DO IT
Rollll
RIP
almost imposibble to get quads, so rolling
pents nigga
Roll
never jerking again
Rolling for swollen testes
...
Fuck just shot myself
Rololol
Welp, better than having my mom die
ROLLIN ROLLIN ROLLIN
Fuck it im drunk...what is the worst that can happen
Rollin
bad luck mate
Rolli
roll
I'm going to wank anyway.
Pents pls
Roll
Rollin