/heem/: when memekicks go wrong edition

Upcoming events:

7/7: UFC FN 90 - Dos Anjos vs Alvarez [Starts at 6:30 PM EDT, 3:30 PM PDT, 11:30 PM BST, Main card starts at 10 PM EDT, 7 PM PDT, 3 AM BST]
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7/8: TUF 23 Finale - Jedrzejczyk vs Gadelha [Main card starts at 10 PM EDT, 7 PM PDT, 3 AM BST, Prelim times TBA]

7/9: UFC 200 - DC vs Jones 2 [FP Prelims start at 6:30 PM EDT, 3:30 PM PDT, 11:30 PM BST, FS1 Prelims start at 8 PM EDT, 5 PM PDT, 1 AM BST, Main card starts at 10 PM EDT, 7 PM PDT, 3 AM BST]

7/13: UFC FN 91 - Lineker vs McDonald
7/16: Bellator 158 - Daley vs Lima
7/22: Legacy FC 58 - Drysdale vs Spann
7/22: Glory 32 - Adamchuk vs Varga
7/23: UFC on Fox 20 - Holm vs Shevchenko
7/24: Pancrase 279 - Ishiwatari vs Brookins
7/29: Invicta FC 18 - Grasso vs Escabel
7/30: UFC 201 - Lawler vs Woodley
8/6: UFC FN 92 - Rodriguez vs Caceres
8/20: UFC 202 - Diaz vs McGregor 2
8/27: UFC on Fox 21 - TBA
9/10: UFC 203 - Miocic vs Overeem

Previous thread: News:

>Frank Mir requests release from UFC
mmafighting.com/2016/7/5/12101562/frank-mir-requests-his-release-from-the-ufc

>Alvarez says RDA's aggressive style plays into his hand
mmajunkie.com/2016/07/eddie-alvarez-says-aggressive-style-from-champ-rda-plays-into-his-hands-at-ufc-fight-night-90

Other links:

>UFC 200 Embedded EP 3
youtube.com/watch?v=FWLi3arqIJg

>UFC 200: It's Time
youtube.com/watch?v=mehYIYq4egE

Other urls found in this thread:

youtube.com/watch?v=gNs-hQmeKa8
youtube.com/watch?v=X1sqwIc0U0M
youtube.com/watch?v=-lAc4ghVDbE
twitter.com/AnonBabble

There's a UFC card on this weekend?

Nope
There's never going to be a UFC event again
199 was the last one

Thoughts on this man's MMA insights?

which fighter has a haircut that makes you want to fight them?

...

>fighter

>Personally, I never had a guy approaching me and doing something," Gadelha said. "But on anonymous Senegalese fishing forums it happens all the time. We get messages not only from fans, but also from pervs all the time. It's annoying, I get messages like this 'I fantasize about spilling your piss sample in my mouth.' It's very weird. Some men send pictures of sad frogs.

does anyone unironically think DC is going to win?

>wrestling isn't a meme

are they unironically complaining about this? bethe should be grateful anyone is paying attention to her at all

>mfw weirdos follow me on twitter to try and get me to follow them back

I wish someone would send me stuff like that. Even coming from literal fags it would be flattering.

he has 63 more followers than you do pal
your opinion = wgaf

>does anyone unironically think DC is going to win?

I want it to happen, so it probably won't.

inb4 ufc 200 does 900,000 buys.

not a bad shout honestly
I'll be very surprised if this tops 196

If it does less than 1.6million Dana will be committing sudoku live on camera.

You're right, receiving pictures of unattractive strangers masterbating to you without your knowledge is part of everyday life

>Literally the biggest fight week of the year
>'Look how gross men are' ''''''''''''''story''''''''''

i wish it was, that would stroke my ego so much

r8 my followers

a little bit crazy and adware bait accounts

Ruth looks like the one to go with.

>yfw you realized the drought of UFC events is ending tommorrow

>yfw when you realized it's a shit card

>18 mins. into rogancast with schaub
>schaub saying eddie's wins over giblert and pettis aren't impressive

wew lads

Oh nevermind I thought tomorrow was the TUF card. Still shit though.

I'd be complimented if they didn't know where I lived and I didn't know them in person

>yfw you realized you can't type a coherent filename

>STILL listening to those zeroes

There's no way it does 1.6

Yeah and his losses were due to slipping on a banana peel. He's a fucking mong.

It's almost like they're retarded and not worth listening to or something

>Rogan and Schaub telling me how hard it was to stay up till 3am to watch pride events

BTFO

>gadelha likely experimented with her pupper

DOWN, PENIS.

>tfw no puffy vulva
vaglets can't compete lads

>that cross

i thought she was jewsih

> Gadelha

Hue lad

>he doesn't think vaginas are disgusting

...

...

Always a treat seeing that cheating retard get beat up.

Old but gold
youtube.com/watch?v=gNs-hQmeKa8

well, seeing as he barely won against a not very impressive Melendez and actually lost to a not very impressive Pettis I'd say that's a fair assessment.
Unless RDA has been USADA'd he'll take it easily

I hope so for the shitstorm. It won't be as internationally big as Ronda losing but will have a bigger reaction in the MMA community.

Jones is a love or hate kind of guy so fighters will be quick to get a cheeky comment in unlike Ronda where no one dared laugh at her

he just wanted to say hi

Why would someone number their MMA webms instead of naming them by the fight?
>hmm, i really want to post that heem
>better look it up in the directory

Name one instance where a memekick won a fight.

>not having autism levels sufficient to be able to recognise fights by their chronological order in time

>Jones is a love or hate kind of guy
Oh yeah, the literal criminal and cheater is so lovable.

What would you do to your kid if they cut the power to your house during fight week?

youtube.com/watch?v=X1sqwIc0U0M

Probably do something productive

nah, people reacted so spitefully to Ronda losing because they were tired of the rhetoric being spammed by the media
Jones is widely considered the GOAT but not with the same level of hysterical hyperbole
If DC KOs Jones I think people will be more shocked by what he just did than they will be laughing at Jones

You don't want a 5'3 Wanderlei Silva gf that can squeeze the life out of you with her bjj before benching your stiff corpse 50 times?
Just posting for the folks saying she's natty.

barbosa
wonderboy

>he doesn't like drawing a random heem from the raffle box
fuk u goof
i have ones i like labeled in a notepad file

Why would you stay up back then to watch an event live? It wasn't like they had things like twitter to catch the reaction live

HOLY SHIT HE ACTUALLY DOES HAVE A DIRECTORY

jds hunt

also fuck hunt

because hes a fake fightfan

Edson Barboza vs Terry Etim comes to mind

machida couture

Lol? People clearly like him ya plonker. I used to fucking hate him but Daniel just can't help but pull your ones:

> "stop liking this gai dont u ppl know hes a criminal????"

Jones is becoming more likable in how he deals with DC's faggy mandrama.

>you now realise that the Travis "The Hawaiian Hottie" Browne will heem Cain.

The people who like him are chads and edgelord neckbeards

Yair Rodriguez vs anyone
Badr Hari vs Peter Graham 1
youtube.com/watch?v=-lAc4ghVDbE

>he doesn't organize his heems in a logical system
do you want to know how i know you aren't a real fight fan

When is hue cowboy fighting again? I liked him, he was becoming a boy

Niggers can't be chads.

If she isn't natty how is she passing all these drug tests?

andy hug is gross

My post was just pointing out that the picture was of Mackenzie Dern and not Claudia Gadelha.

> would gladly

UFC on Fox 20 against James Moontasri

>brazil
>natty

Pick exactly one

I hope you lads will be purchasing UFC 200 in 4k

I still don't get it, dud he really think that tattoo was a good idea?

it's a good fight, hue cowboy is fun

how do I achieve this mode

>you a faggot? get the fuck out of my face man
That video is hilarious, thanks for sharing.
Almost makes me want to actually watch SMA.

Lol can still never be as bad as McGregor.

Have you ever looked at an mma fighters tattoos and thought "that was a good idea"?

REKT

autistics are the most violent dangerous unpredictable people, i would rather be around schizophrenics, who is your favorite autistic UFC fighter?

Be a white boy
Be jacked

there's a reason that comment pissed him off so much

Dan Hardy's arm tats are okay. His torso, not so much.

viking "genes"

hunt and travis' tribal tats are alright, ronda's olympics rings on her ankles are not bad either

I wouldn't really call Olympic tattoos as "tattoos" in that sense. There is a difference between getting a service tattoo (army, olympics) because it's a rite of passage than some wing it who gets a lion on his back to appear hardcore

Wingnut*

any tattoo is faggotry

> *you mean gorilla on his chest lalz

I had no idea that ronda had some body art.
I guess Hunt's tribals are ok, but 99.9% of the time tribals are a terrible idea.
That guy with the receding hair line who got KTFO'd a couple weeks ago had some good body art.
I think it might be a good idea for a fighter to sell space on her body to a sponsor, as a way of avoiding the reebok shit.

since autism is a spectrum disorder they are all autistic to a degree.

>Thinking that my brand new Rugrats tattoo is faggotry

>I think it might be a good idea for a fighter to sell space on her body to a sponsor
Ricco Rodriguez did this once and it almost got them thrown out of the venue and put the entire show in jeopardy at a crucial time.

r8 my new tattoo lad

Rewatching Zingano/Nunes, Nunes was legit getting fucked up when the ref called it and her defense was completely ineffective, whereas Zingano/Tate Winslow was a piece of shit ref who just called it because Miesha was covered in blood. If Miesha doesn't win on Saturday I'll be extremely fucking surprised.

They should do the ol' Butterbean painted on sponsorships