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What is the greatest country in Europe and why is it France?

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Non user, t'as raison, je suis d'accord de toi 100%.

France is just Diet Italy with more Muslims

Fuck France

C'est pas très gentil ça.

I'd say Italia is the greatest overall. France is amaizing-tier, but I'm worried about all the niggers and mudslims and their impact on the French future (and past).

>Also worship cock

Makes you think

Friendly reminder the Brits were the gigantic pants pissing cowards of WWII
France held off the entire German war machine by itself long enough for Britain to run away
Surrender after having been left on their own against WWII Germany was necessary to not be totally annihilated, their fighting was comparable to the tenacity of the Japanese and they killed as many Germans as Germans died in Normandy.
This is a legit complaint tho

Not even mad, there are more dishonoring ways to be defeated than by being beaten at 1v2 by a bunch of enraged krauts under methamphetamine with brits "allies" running away without even shooting a german.

Don't forget best ally USSR and the Belgian road.

It's a good thing they made a movie of the Brit treason of France. I know it's supposed to be propaganda about the fugees, but some will get the red pill.

You mean Bravo Nolan's new film, or did they already make a film about "Catch a tan while a country dies to save you"?

youtube.com/watch?v=mZm8qKbp0Hg
I mean this one.

This is how Brits fight and then they call us cowards.

Are you fucking dense?

>Surrender after having been left on their own against WWII Germany was necessary to not be totally annihilated, their fighting was comparable to the tenacity of the Japanese and they killed as many Germans as Germans died in Normandy

Top kek. You know why those retards stood alone? Because they gave up every other ally they had. Hitler wants the industrial regions of Czechoslovakia? Sure, have at them. We have a treaty with Czechoslovakia but who cares, we don't want war. Hitler attacks Poland? Declare war yet fail to advance into German territory and do absolutely nothing. And in the end they got schooled by the SAME fucking trick Germs used in WW1.

I'm fairly sure that we won't see any french soldier in this movie.

It's this brit guy using a proxy again ?

Can it you fucking coward
Irrelevant, not cowardice like Britain's actions.

You have to develop your idea here because you did refuse to fight and you asked that we sacrifice a quarter of our army to cover your retreat.

After that, only a third of our army was left against the German and we had a hole of 200 km in our lines. Tell me how we win that.

You posted the wrong flag user.
Pic related is the french flag.

Of course we won't. They were shooting at the Germans. This movie is about pussies refusing to fight for their country.

>refuse to fight

So you are fucking dense.

Outrage!

The initial plan was a coordinated attack of Germany by French, Brits, Poles and Russians.

Once Russians made it clear they would not be under the German shells before a while, we had to find a way to protect Europe as a whole form the soviets. That meant holding the line.

Now, we did made a mistake, we expected more from the Belgians.

Ho, please, show me how fought the German invasion of France, all I can see is your back.

Bombing French towns for years don't count.

t. tea drinking retreat monkey

Oh no guys we are making Britain sad again.

Of course you were brave Britain, don't worry, you were the best fighters in the WWII. Oh, and you most definitely were relevant during WWI as well! You guys were lions, don't let anyone tell you otherwise.

Millions of British soldiers are buried on French and continental soil from fighting in both world wars.

There are some, but they are only shown escaping - and it's only an excuse so they can put black people (Sengalese) in the film

Man, no need to be butthurt you will not change prejudices held by millions of people worldwide.
Like this Dunkirk movie and last Battlefield, France military history is irrelevant in international (anglo) culture and being mad about it is useless.

>not cowardice

Idiocy mixed with cowardice. The only difference is that French and Brits betrayed their allies together and then the French acted all surprised when the Brits did it to them since they still had a place where they could retreat.

Frenchies had 20 years to prepare. Their job was to keep Germans down and they failed. The worse thing is that it wasn't them paying for their mistakes.

I knew it. I guess british soldiers were able to retreat because the german armies just decided to wait, they didn't face any resistance.

>It is now the Anglos responsibility to protect France as well as its own land
Napoleon would have been rolling in his grave

Haha I knew you had to make a reference to the first world war. It's crazy that you guys still believe that you made a difference that time as well. Really makes you wonder about the quality of your education. Belligerents were France, Russia and Germany. Talking about muh deceased soldiers is a fucking disgrace.

You did great on WWI, but don't forget you sent your guys here to protect your industries from the German rising ones.

On WWII, all you did was running away, bombing us, take more colonial lands and then, once the German army was dealt with, joining the Ricans.

>France
That's an interesting way to spell Italy

>Butthurt poles and czechs about WW2
One day you'll have to understand that France has other preocupations than pleasing eastern Europe, and eventually you can take care of your own shit.

That's utter bullshit and you know it, you are just trying to be combative for the sake of the argument.

No one asked Britain to protect France, we just expected it to do what it said it would and actually fight a common enemy.

Also it's funny because with the Touquet Agreement it's France that is protecting the borders of Britain for the British.

Less than a million Brits died in both World Wars combined

>UK was useless during WWI
>What are the Somme battles
You reached the highest butthurt level possible pls stop it's embarrassing.

What did the French do for the UK? Why does the French have such a sense of entitlement that the UK should save them from big strong Germany? If it had been the other way around I doubt the French would even have lifted a finger.

>Brits are cowards for abandoning us at Dunkirk
>What? You actually expected us to fight for you, you dirty slavs?

French doublethink at its finest.

The time has finally come

I'll say it, for the first time after 6 years of permanence in this board
U S A!
U S A!
U S A!

AMERICA BEST ALLY

U S A!
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Can we just agree if if wasn't for the combined might of the allied cunts, Europe would have fallen to Germany?

>>Brits are cowards for abandoning us at Dunkirk
When did I say that you silly slav ?

It's more incompetence than

Why ? Did you think you actually fought during the Battle of France ? Belgians did more work than you, the only british maneuver of the war was crossing the Channel, you even refused to launch a counter attack.

French leadership was totally incompetent, noone pretend otherwise, Gamelin is probably the worst general of french history since Charles Ier d'Albret but the average soldier and officer did its best and fought until the politics gave them order to stop.
It's easy to mock the fighting spirit when you didn't get a generation mowed down (we lost 50% of the male youth between 18 and 30 yo in 1918) and half of your country destroyed under the bombs.just 20 years ago.

Fast as the wind, the invasion has begun
As Germans exit the woods, their army turns tail and runs
First to reach the beaches, first to try to escape
British leading the way, leading the way

Sitting on the beach while France fights protecting their military
Holding out for them indefinitely
Sitting catching a tan, enjoying the beach scenery
Thus earning her praise, earning the Queen's praise

They are the British army, most cowardly, to put simply (fuckin' leg it!)
First to betray, night or day, they'll run away

In france it's normal to cheat on your wife. France is an extreme socialist shithole that cannot be fixed, the revolutions have completely fucked it.

You want to hear a joke user?

They did terribly in the Somme, the French were the only ones that actually performed well there.

It was a battle. Congrats. I didn't say they weren't involved at any point, I just said they are blowing their role out of the water like they always do. Without the anglos, the war wouldn't have been different.

Rude. We created these countries out of WWI and it was our job to protect them. You can blame British diplomacy but at that time our govs had the opportunity to stop Hitler bit they just failed to finally loose everything.

>Without the anglos, the war wouldn't have been different.
How can you be this deluded?

>Why are French so entitled they believe Brits should be fighting with them to protect Britain form the Germans?
Fixed.

Thanks for your input and your cold objective facts Australia.

>they are blowing their role out of the water like they always do.
Uh so we agree, sorry for bothering.

What do nice frenchies think of America in WWII

Yeah he's wrong, millions of you lot wouldn't have been sent to your deaths by British cowards.

Except you didn't, the resistance was pitiful and Vichy France dutifully bent over for the Krauts, and even fought for them in the Middle East.

This is basically what the world still thinks, and a few moaning frogs in this thread isn't going to change that anytime soon.

Rapes.
Btw thank you for freedom, being commie would've been worse.

>A French goes to war and doesn't end up surrendering.
What, it could happen?

>Hey we're gonna help ya
>Chicken out

Not

>PLEASE HELP US BRITAIN WHY WONT YOU YOU BASTARDS

Thanks for acknowledging that the only thing that's important to anglos is what people believe, not the truth. Damn jews.

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>Why the French believe Britain should protect a country with massive land border with Germany instead of retreating to their island protected by the biggest fleet in Europe

fixed

Thanks

This my Lord. Brits have always been the best at bantz and it will never change.

>rapes

wew pote you need a history lesson? I'll have you know most of those (out of what, 120?) were niggers who were justly executed .I assure you that's far superior to the German and Soviet mass rapes that occurred on the Eastern Front.

>Neutral
>Not involved
>Nope, we are not the world police guys
>Meanwhile, Jews send tanks to GB in civilian ships to create a public opinion stunt
>Also fuck the oil supply lines of Japan
>Get told by both GB and Ruskies that Japan will bomb a port
>Please proceed
>Ho noes, worse crime in history
>Then to a lot of naval battle and fight 10% of the Jap and German army, leaving the hard work to others
>Bomb Japan to be sure the reds don't get it
>Assassinate the General who wanted to fight Russia while it was still an option.

Looks good.

There's several French posters here obviously. It is I that you are quoting and I personally believe we should have helped Eastern Europe more, so here.

Yes and "helping out" the French, what did the British gain out of it? The French were ultimately responsible for their rapid defeat, as it was their own land that they failed to defend. Though seeing as you are from Massachusetts and have an abnormal hatred of Britain, I can say that you now doubt identify as proudly 1/64 Irish American.

When will you scoundrel Americans pay for your dastardly cucking of French, British and Australian troops at home

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Then don't pretend we are the surrender monkeys when all the others get back home and left us alone to do the fight.

>Diet Italy

1/3rd you cunt, 1/3rd French too. Last third is English which I disown.

Wikipedia says like 3000+ rapes and tenths of murders. GIs came thinking they could do whatever they want, which is not very heroic.
To calm down accusations you burgers did what you always do aka execute niggers.

>WWII
>be French
>fight the German invasion
>Britain shows up to help
>'g-guys can you escort us to safety'
>have to break positions to escort the British
>fast forward 70 years
>Australian poster on the internet:
>'what did the British gain out of it?'
>'The French were ultimately responsible for their rapid defeat'
>'it was their own land that they failed to defend.'

Kek, literally a walking talking meme

That's called honoring your promises, but I hey I know it can appears as an weird concept for an anglo.
All the thing the UK did, they did it for themselves, british fought in France because they didn't want to have to fight in Britain 5 years later with all the destruction it implied, having a war at home and one oversea is nothing comparable.

The origin of the story is that France wanted the creation of a Rhineland state at the end of WW1 but England refused because they wanted to play the french and the german against each other, americans did followed, we accepted because you both promised us a military assistance if Germany would be on the rise again (we knew what happened in 1940...).
The cynical goal was always to have us and the krauts cancelling each other since Napoléon, nothing scared brits more than having a french or german hegemony over Europe.

Some say the Versailles treaty was an humiliation for Germany, reality is that it was a consecration of the Bismarck work because it made the world implicitly recognizing the construction as a legitimate entity.

Better than being occupied by Germans

The fact is that Britain didn't need to be there at all. Germany wanted to ally with France for the entire war, though he always believed the French to be inferior and therefore saw war with them as inevitable. The British were hugely selfless in partaking in both World Wars at all.

Don't worry, we still love you.
Just don't pretend you did the job. All you did was showing at the end when everyone was broke by years of war.

What page are you on?

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rape_during_the_liberation_of_France

>U.S. troops committed 208 rapes and about 30 murders in the department of Manche.
>130 of the 153 troops disciplined for rape by the Army were African American. Military courts sentenced African American soldiers to more severe punishment than white American soldiers: U.S. forces executed 29 soldiers for rape, 25 of them African American.

You seriously gonna complain about something so dubious and insignificant?

You retreat with most intact so you can live to fight another day, that doesn't equal surrendering. Where was the French airforce anyway? Why was it left up to the RAF to give the Germans a good bashing and their first major defeat?

Has England ever been there when an ally was threatened?
Aside from WWI that is. That doesn't really count m8s every one they had war declared on them first.

>WWII
>be French
>'Allied' Britain says it will fight Nazi Germany
>Cowers up in their island
>fast forward 70 years
>Australian poster on the internet:
>'The fact is that Britain didn't need to be there at all.
>'The British were hugely selfless in partaking in both World Wars at all.'

This is a retarded thread, where 12 years old Anglos discuss with butthurt French, nothing of interest, except maybe this post:

wtf I hate blacks now!

It is still far from the 2 million German women rapped by Soviets. They have probably been rapped more than once and it only count the tiny part of Germany invaded by the soviet.

Nah mate, I AM American, 100%, even if I appreciate those two countries for my ancestry

Meanwhile you defend the cunt who sent 19 year old Aussie and Kiwi boys to run into Turk machine guns armed only with bayonets, killing MILLIONS, because you have their cuck stamp on your flag and fell for the Anglo meme.

Don't see me sucking Israeli cock you fucking pathetic invalid. Nah I just like cunts that aren't full of genocidal fuckin' retards with no human principles.

Yet the German troops marched into the Rhineland, and were given specific orders to retreat if met with any resistance from French troops, and no resistance came. The British did say they would fight the Germans if need be, but the British were always primarily a naval Power, while the French were a land one. When the British troops stationed in France got overrun in foreign soil, of course they would retreat to their home soil, thats what any rational nation would do, use their troops to protect their own country.

That feel when in HOI III I edit the save to get allied with the Krauts rather than with the Anglo.

Together we will conquer the world.

But you are surrender monkeys. You abandoned your allies and you surrendered your lands. Brits are different because while they perfidiously abandoned their allies, they managed to defend their lands and Eastern Europe (a term that came to be because of French cowardice btw) only surrendered their lands since they didn't have any opportunity to betray their allies. Also, Polish and Czech soldiers atleast fought against the Germans abroad.

>Literally enable the rest of the Allies to successfully conduct operation in North Africa and Europe
>Sacrifice over 100k troops getting into Germany, face some of Germany's finest endgame tactics

The French one. Robert Lilly said 3500+ rapes happened in whole France between 1944 and 1945.

Yeah and we didn't? Google Bir Hakeim and then talk about the heroism of your country during the war.

>Where was the French airforce anyway?
Dealing a 1/1 k/D ration while being technologically inferior and changing airport every day.

You know, when you keep your friend in the battle, it mean you are two to fight even if it mean today.
Only cowards delay.