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>graduated UNI
>still alive
>full time job
>decent writer
I tend to be pretty lazy and waste time doing nothing. Bad anxiety/depression
was in a 4 year relationship but branched out to be with more women in the past year
pretty good want to aim higher though
0/10
I agree
now post yours
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>Got an EE degree
>Have yet to make a thread as retarded as this
>make cash money
>who the fuck cant write well
Im most ashamed that i responded to this thread, even if only to shit post
I saw a woman once, it was terrible.
someone is salty to be alive
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>I do volunteer work to help the homeless
>I take good care of my cat
>I somehow haven't hung myself yet
>I've avoided the ice cream in the freezer for a week because I know it makes the depression worse
Someone I cared about wrote that I am "cold and unloving" in their suicide note.
They're toxic creatures that only want to use me for money and as a pet to show off in front of friends and family.
I hope I die in my sleep tonight.
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>Keeping a stable relationship with friends albeit with some bumps along the road
>Have a Job
>Have a gf
>Can cook
I sucked my own dick 3 times a long ass time ago
I have kept my relationship with my Gf for 3 years. So that's good
bump
You are /r9k/ incarnate.
But with potential to be a bro
>I do volunteer work to help the homeless
You should help them fucking die. God I hate bums.
>I sucked my own dick 3 times a long ass time ago
That's an accomplishment in my book
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You're a chad.
>I sucked my own dick 3 times a long ass time ago
Teach me
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>eh
>meh
>bleh
>ok
got caught eating a booger once
dont give no bitches your paper
I mean it hurts a fuck ton afterwards and you feel like shit, but yeah it's impressive
I'm not a Chad, I'm the most beta fucker who ever lived honestly, skinny, me and my friends do some D&D every know and then, and even larp sometimes
(O-Only 'cus it's fun)
And like I said, it hurts like a bitch afterwards.
You literally just do Yoga stretches for half an hour to get anywhere
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Ya, I only give money to homeless people that haven't gone insane or look like they just did meth.
Dubs
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i graduate uni next semester and unemployed rn bc moving but r u me in male form??
u are me in male form
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>in college
>won some competition in HS
>can chug down most beverages
>idk i haven't really done much
I made out with a fat chick in a bar for 2 hours
...I made out with a fat chick in a bar for 2 hours
I said I had a job though
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>finally on meds after years of anxiety/depression
>published poetry
>adopted a dog a few months ago
>never needed teeth correction
once i failed a spelling bee on the word "good"
women make me uncomfortable
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got published once, and played one show
my circumcision tore
i have fucked 35 women, but i haven't got laid in six months
#1: 39
#2:
>MS Physics
>MS Mathematics
>Two internships at CERN
>See #3
#3: Had a (mostly sexual) relationship with a 14 year old when I was 33
#4: 21 notches in the belt, including three threesomes. I have a total of 43 girls that have had my dick in one of the three holes that count. Currently married with that all behind me.
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>great grades throughout high school
>going to decent college
>alive
>have job
being too beta to talk much
ate a girl out last night after getting drunk
>Had a (mostly sexual) relationship with a 14 year old when I was 33
Needs moar details.
Not much to say, sadly. I met her on here, and she was pretty awesome. I loved her, she loved me, but she did some things that almost got me V&, so I had to cut it off.
Kek you met a 14 year old grill on Sup Forums? Didn't she know she needed to be 18 to post here?
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> get in the best university of my country (Universidad de Chile) to study medicine
> gf for 3 years
> live alone
> not cummit suicide
Everyday i hope die
Commit *
19
>Finished High school
>have a job
>not too bad at sports if i train hard enough
>and not too bad at civil engineer
I'm lazy sometimes (most of the time) and I had sex with cousin and sister so that was pretty gross later on, thankfull we've all forgetten about and moved past it
So far have a girlfriend and we have a healthy relationship (and yeah it means sex every so often)
She didn't care. I'm pretty sure half of Sup Forums is underage.
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>taught myself to play guitar and mastered it and 2 other instruments in high school
>can write stories decently
>alive
>job
Most ashamed of the fact I have 0 friends and haven't had any since I left high school 3 years ago.
I have no experience with women and have never been in any relationship of any kind.
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>saved someone from suicide
>healthy reletionship with family
>manage to stay happy most of the time
>good friends
I'm a lazy, cynical shit with terribly anxiety and Autisn5 no that's not a joke)
Confessed to a close friend, she claimed "she just wasn't ready for a relationship" that was about a year ago, thankfully were still good friends
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>tried 56 different drugs
>work for an airline
>high empathy level
>not blinded by hate towards anybody
I still own a lot of money to the people I love, which pains me.
So far fucked 15 different girls, 4-5 were virgins. Had 3 relationships although last years i realized relationships are fucking waste of time until you're like 30
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>job at zoo with plants
>in college doing fine
>green thumb
>enjoy reading and have read lots of books lately
I am ashamed of having nothing to fucking do with my life as it stands. I'm not really depressed, just bored.
Was in a relationship in highschool and madeout and touched some shiz down in the biz. Never saw anything or had secks because she was so basic that I just couldn't take it anymore and had to breakup with her.
pic related, its me
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>Haven't murdered anyone yet (Seriously, I think i'm gonna be a murderer someday if I don't kill myself/accidentally die first)
>Can play the drums pretty well
>People legitimately respect me and want to know my opinions
>Can't think of a 4th one kek
If I gave a shit and was ashamed of anything, it'd be that i'm a sociopath who manipulates everyone around me. I've turned many close friends against eachother just because I could. Half-faked a suicide attempt because my bullshit was catching up with me and I needed an out.
Kissless virgin but I don't believe in the red pill or the friend zone or any bullshit like that, my social anxiety and general awkwardness caused that.
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>hard to graduate or continue school
>tried suicide, failed
>no motivation for school or work
>had a full ride for C.S.
>oh well
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>beat lots of video games
>jack off to much
>poor and worthless
>white
hi send me money you rich faggot. here is my paypal link paypal.me/Robolaxen
Niggers
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>Great shot
>Social butterfly
>Been chosen several times to tell my stories in front of hundreds of people
>Read a lot of classic lit.
I'm most ashamed I'm a massive sadist to normal people to women. Made mothers suck off their sons. Beat them to tears. Made them fuck animals. Made them slaves. Put cigarettes out on their face. Etc.
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yeah okay
kek
>22
>University Physics student
>full time job
>gym every second day
>can handle myself in a fight
>being that bored with porn that I've dipped in and out (excuse the pun) of other things
>6 years with the love of my life
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>I won 2nd place in a state battlebot competition and won best design
>Despite being bullied up through middle school I have many friends now (I probably sound full of shit)
>I went through highschool without getting anything less than a B
>I've outgrown the stupid fucking annoying brat I used to be when I was younger.
I'm secretly really turned on by furries (inb4 "life sucks" because of that)
I've been in 4 relationships. Never had sex.
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>released an EP and an LP with a band as lead guitar
>bought my own gun and have a Nevada CFP, yet still haven't blown my brains out
>Bought my first car at age 20 without anyone's help, 2000 Mercury Grand Marquis LS (4.6L V8)
>Going back to college in the fall (dropped out a couple years ago) for electrical engineering
Most ashamed of my desire to become a woman although I'm too afraid to crossdress or come out to anyone about it, so instead I just create and jerk off to TG captions
Had about 5 or 6 girlfriends, one girl I dated 3 and a half years. She broke it off with me on my 19th birthday to be with some spic that cheated on her and stole from her mom. Haven't had sex or a girlfriend since.
5/10 nothing special
8/10 keep helping people, i wish i could be like you
1/10 kept your relationship with gf for 3 years? How is that a good thing for fucks sake
9/10 seems like you know what you want in life
7/10 interesting story about the fat chick
9/10 I don't know why would you suffer from anxiety or depression
10/10 so far the best one
0/10 I bet that girl was a fucking hambeast too u fucking asocial piece of shit
9/10 medicine is very good, don't think about killing yourself, you'll die eventually anyway, keep the good work up
6/10 that engineer part is pretty shit but you fucked your sister that's impressive
0/10 wouldnt wanna be you
5/10 average joe
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>accepted into college
>got my dream car for dirt cheap
>pledged NROTC
>good at public speaking
I am very lazy and also pretty bad with women. Kissless virgin 4 days
A woman said hello to me on the street once.
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>Am a moderately successful writer
>I overcame 12 years of chronic depression
>Overcame neurological disorder that should have lasted my entire life
>I've prevented numerous suicides by writing back to fans and through my writing.
I let my ex girlfriend live after she nearly got a friend of mine killed. The IRA had an order to kill her for releasing private information, but I managed to call in a favor. She should have taken the bullet.
It's been nothing but shit. Currently dating someone I love, and who's actually worth it, but loving someone who's depressed is difficult. She pushes me away constantly.
>I lost and didnt win
>I was bullied because I made battlebots in which I lost
>I neither excelled, nor failed at school
>I am delusional and believe Im cool
Post proofs potatonigger
nah, she was at least 7/10. im not ugly or awkward in social situations... just say few words
I'm not Irish. I helped save someone's life through my writing. They happened to be in the IRA (fairly high up too). Writing has made me connect with all walks of life.
I did better than the 41 other teams who placed below me.
I was bulled way before and not after the battlebot competiton.
I don't think I'm cool. I just think I've improved greatly.
This is a rate thread. Not a "try to make people feel like shit to feel better about yourself" thread
Nice dubs but that sounds like autistic bullshit.
You don't have to believe me. I'll try not to lose too much sleep over it tonight.
I dont think killing myself now, i realized that i cant and if i do, i will only do more damage to people that actually care about me. So i wait to die, been murdered or something.
Btw, sorry for my awful english, now im drunk and the cellphone corrects me in spanish