Waifu claiming thread

Waifu claiming thread.

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Rules:
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>Only one claim per user
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP/ERP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!

Kyouko claimed.

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Yes. I'd dominate you ;)

Miho claimed

Im gonna stab a bitch.

Claimed

youtube.com/watch?v=vHlegwljVXE

You're doing god's work comrade!

And claimed as always!

Trips for kyouko nudes

BONGO TIME!

QOTT: weirdest thing you've ever put your dick in?

lewd

A birdhouse.

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ship with me? :3

A corpse.

Already taken

I already posted a lewd for trips.

Quads or nothing.

Thank you, it's no problem really!

Closing up at work now.

There's a lot to choose from man.

Wasn't the intention there friendo. The banter got out of hand. Jesus Christ, that is a apply noose situation. Hey you couldn't tell her this time but next time I'm sure you'll have something. Even if it's small, it's still a first step.

>Turned into a ghost
Oh yeah you were off the molly.

True that. It can go a long way and sometimes it's worth the extra dollar. Kek, they make organic cereal?

You always make me chuckle when I need it the most.

>Best idol claimed

You work 24/7
;-;
akiko

>quads
I got this.

hand :^)
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Still here

I can put up with sachi using ":^)" but I still don't like it .-.

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Nice try, desu~

Off to sleep now.

Have a good day everyone.

you :^)

learn to like it :^)
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goodnight

Got cheese sauce or chili? Burgers and dogs shouldn't be a problem right? Fries?

>sanae
Yeah boi!

It's bingo!
>mermaid man and barnacle boy reference

Both of my hands

It's what I do, bibi

Night!

hi

Jumping in late! Work tomorrow early but I dont care I love yall

My gorgeous Rikka.

Rikka!

discount karen

You're such a tease :p
:↑(
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I could never masturbate with both hands, I usually use the second to hold my magazine

am i???

Hello my sweet

>Hamakaze claimed

Also shinoa, im going fine now thanks for asking

Hey discount megumeme how've you been

What kind of question is that?
I expect better from you Konata!
You always set it up, and I thank you for you're dedication to /waifu/ .
You're awesome remember that friend!
Totally! And organic milk as well!
The cereal is full of things you normally you can't get. But it's better to space out the timing between eating cereal. I add berries and powder to it to help me out during the following day!
Goodnight baker and have a restful sleep!
You deserve it comrade! The ship between Mami and me is official! Please save this as official ship.
What's up Rikka!?
You're amazing as always!

Stop the bullying 2016
I sure hope so, i still dont have any ideas though.
I got lit in the woods, i was a ghost and i haunted lizards to make them drop grass. Good stuff

Are you avoiding the question? ;3
:(

why the sad face?? :x

I'm not >.>
Hey Saber. I've been fine~
Yourself?

...

I wish I had a ship ;-;

Hardly. Just 7:30am to around 5pm.

why not a ship with me??

:v)
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>expecting better from konata
looks like you have you expectations too high
89 cent megumeme
why don't you just change waifu to a ship girl? :v)

No, I'm not!
I never did such a thing Konata.
How about you?

Me amazing?!? Thank you! As are you, hmm nothing much just eating and gonna watch some shows before I go to bed, what are you up to?

Haha good, I still love you either way

You should go to sleep lol!

How's it going?

Maid person

You love me more when drunk? ;-;

You have chen
But you are a alut

Night.

You do it well. Keep it up.

Aww, how's it going Rikka?

Knew about the organic milk. Grandfather and aunt drink that like water. You must live a very healthy lifestyle huh?

You forgot the hashtag. Eh it'll come to ya with time, lord knows it took me awhile. Even now I'm still not 100%. Living the ghost life man, who doesn't want to spook the fuck out of reptilian creatures.

>magazine

Glad to hear you're feeling much better. But was that pay good though? :p

Gotcha! Need Mami in here then I got you

I try

who is this? :o
Those are pretty good hours
I might, I need to look more into the ship anime ;O
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I've put my peen in a pudding cup and shampoo bottle, nothing too weird, I did put nail polish on it, that really burns don't try it :(
He hates me, and you're back mystery user :O

Good. Playing Dark souls so late replies

Usually playboy ;o

Maki get

>already know who

who do you think it is???

youtube.com/watch?v=eOI3cz9RsFg

Two hundred dollars closer to a gaming rig

Alright, what kind of build are you going for?

kagami!!!!
You are the only guy who writes in this stipid way

I hope sachi, kirie, ashlotte, syndra, chocolate, tristana but I like everyone :3

Nahhhh not now, maybe in like 2 hours haha its going alright how are ya??

No no I love you more when you arent but I love you either way

Its going just fine! How are you doing softie??

No, I mean Bongo!

>Makoto

is this chen??
>stupid way
neither of those actually....
>

Slut.
+shitposter

nobody likes you

Quality like usual in DS3. Doing NG+ because a weapon exclusive to it

Yes, is Chen.

I'm doing great! I don't have work in the morning and SGDQ (Summer Games Done Quick) started this week! I'm watching a guy speedrun Tony Hawk's Underground

Welp, I'll head off for my run now. If I don't come back, it's because it's two in the damn morning and I got murdered or some shit. Bye.

Eheh~
How have you been?

Wray kind of weapon is it?

Noticed
youtu.be/GzAyZCqw24k

Yay!

The African kongo?

Take care!

It's finally 4th of July!
:O
You like me, and I like you :3

you're the only person that ever calls my way of writing stupid!!
heya chen!! how are you??
please don't get murdered....

The coil sword?

Dont get raped!

Ye

O:

Maybe it was but it's Konata, you'll never know what's going to happen!
I'm drifting in blissful drunkenness.
You're very welcome! I would ship with you but I taken for! And very happy about it!
Sleep is wonderful! You being on is wonderful as well!
VERY!
But it does cause pimples if you drink it excess amounts.
I try to maintain it to such things to keep me feeling happy and energized!
I got screencap if want confirmation.
You never fail me to amuse me Konata!
Stay gold my psycho friend!

;o
why did you put nail polish on your dick?
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i like him ;-;
it was 4th of July 8 hours ago :o

I sure hope so man, it just worries me more and more
Dude i can spook anything, rocks, trees, lizards, pig people, you name it. Being a ghost sucks though and trying to find an alter to revive is the worse

It's like 2am you need rest v_v
Glad to amuse :)
It's 12:15am
I thought it would make good lube but it just burned my peen ;-;

Wew boy what a day!
Hows it going thread, hows your evening/day/morning?

YUNO!!!!!

Limited Edition Comic Con Exclusive Full Retail Price Shino Reporting in.

I tried to rub one off with toothpaste when I was younger. Dont try it

not without you :3

YYUUUUKKKKIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII!!

Ahhh! Komrade!
I'm feeling so good right now my crazy Italian friend!

Awwww lucky! I get off tomorrow at 1 so I get to enjoy my day a little bit! Sounds sick I wish they would play American wasteland

I have been just fine! Tired as usual but that aint stopping me from getting to you

Ohhhh drunkeness I wanna join you! Its alright I love everyone so you are with me as well wether you like it or not! Sleep is wonderful and you you are 10 times better than sleep

Sounds interesting :0
oh my

...

Ah shit! That's gud!
Wish I had some beer but I already drinked earlier lel

Up to anything?

Pathetic attempt.

Glad to hear! Eh I've had better nights before, think I listened to too many sad songs. Should avoid doing that during the night.

>I got croissants in Atlanta
Kek. The original is a guilty pleasure.

That's wonderful. Aside from drinking tons of water and getting physical there isn't much I do in that aspect. Yeah that doesn't sound too good haha but hey if it keeps ya going more power to you.

Even if you do find it those worries will be replaced with others. One step at a time man. You can spook rocks? I would rather stay one honestly.

oh my indeed....

I woke up too soon.
How about you?

wow
how long did it burn for? :v)
Tsundere-chan

k

You say that, I think about hotaru-chan and remember she's going to be gone for a few weeks
>So ronry

you couldn't stay asleep???