No matches on tinder, so i bought tinder plus. Still no matches. Maybe I'm deformed looking of something

No matches on tinder, so i bought tinder plus. Still no matches. Maybe I'm deformed looking of something.

pic

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nobody wants to go to jail, you look 12

Damn, I'm a dude but you're hot.

I'm a pederass though

Fyi Thats elloit rodgers

He ded he shot up a school or some shit because he couldnt get a girlfriend

Shot up a street from his car

Tinder is dead. Shouldn't have bought it.

Yea, got jelly of couples, stalker status recorded them at parks and shit. Hardcore foreveralone.jpg

I've had tinder pretty much since it started. I've never had a match, not even with bots.

Apex from Emounicorn's stream? :O

>not knowing

I don't know how you do it then.
Especially at the start:
>swipe "Like" for 3 hours without looking at the screen
> Wait
>Get matches
>Sort matches
And a few months ago:
>Swipe "Like" everything
>Wait so Tinder shows your profile to a lot of ppl
>1 week later, 1st 20 ppl are all matches

Did you confirm your account when you singed up, user?

literal newfags

Ive been indiscriminately swiping right for months

real pic

You look like a guy who can get out of the friendzone

> bought tinder plus
> wonders why girls aren't interested

and the ugly guys losers that got rejected by the popular people and is lame and ugly is ugly and smart and smell like poop like beyonce and is ugly and smell like poop like beyonce

same, in the text just type in you're wealthy in some way, indirectly of course because women totally aren't gold digging whores (ie you're a partner at xyz law firm) and watch all the whores add you like you're the rarest pepe ever

My profile was pics of young Nicolas Cage kek.
Get a female friend to check on your profile pics then.

Female friends say they're fine

Get them drunk and ask again.

Just to be positive: my roommate was on Tinder for a week ( he's pretty confident and good looking ) but got 0 matches too.
If nothing works, try Once, or try Grindr you faggot.

I've had tinder for two weeks and I've 40 matches already so just git gud

If i get dubs or the first person to reply to me get dubs i will let the first guy who msgs me on grindr fuck me in the ass. If i get trips or first to reply ill let me bareback me.

Maybe you're just ugly and got no game.

Game has nothing to do with it if i cant talk to them, im probably just ugly

OK I feel bad for you now.
Google some witty tinder profiles and copy them.
Try a group photo with some good looking friends.
Chicks love animal pics.
Don't use mirror selfies, or selfies of any kind.
Try the app happn, it may work for you.

fucking kek

What does tinder plus do?

You can cancel things, go back if you swiped left and you get more super likes.

in other words, it does fuck all and it costs a fuck load so don't spend your shekels on some kike bullshit

You're too late Tinder has gone to shit and it's just bots and shitty updates now

I also heard it puts you at the top of the list

Then where the fuck are the bots?

I was on tindr for about 2years, I must have swiped 3000 girls, no kidding.

Out of those 3000 girls, only 20 (Again, no kidding) matched with me.

5 never spoke to me
5 deleted me after matching (didnt even gave me a chance to talk)
5 were landwhales
5 were bots

Some people just aren't meant for tinder.

Haha yeah because im sure your confidence shows over a fucking cellphone app.

not in your matches because you're fucking ugly

can't fix ugly

Shows over the attitude you have on your pics.

>friends.

Fuck, im not even getting bots

Don't listen to this user because he wrong

This is major bullshit.

Girls are not psychic. They cant tell if you're confident or not over a pic. Also, they cant tell (on person) the difference between bravado and actual confidence

How so

The way you stand. The look your eyes have. The major bulge in your crotchtal region. You can make photos say whatever you want them to say.

Just remember, dating apps are exactly like job hunting:
>first selected on very superficial criteria
>have to go to hundreds of applications just to get a handful of first round interviews
>after first round is in person interviews, it's harder to bluff there.
You figure out the rest.

All of which, can be completely faked, or manipulated.

So you dont actually *need to be* confident.

Fair enough but you at least have to be a good actor then.
Personally I suck at faking that.

hahahahahhaha thats a murder/suicide dude

tested tinder once.. didn't like it, no possibility to interact with people there...

tested lovoo too.. better then tinder, not bad

my choice is okcupid... better interface, more possibilities to talk to girls, matching % , etc..

met and fucked around 20 woman's in 2 years

Weird. It isn't for me

ive had best luck on ok cupid, and skout

Any shit like tinder for a threesome? Already have a gf we're looking for a second girl.