New years edition
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>not thinking about janny's feelings
this won't turn out good, la
Ah yes, New Years.
Suppose I'll be off to /r9k/ where I can be with similar individuals who can relate to me.
Charlie Brooker is on point as usual
>Suppose I'll be off to /r9k/ where I can be with similar individuals who can relate to me.
On another note is there some kind of self-pity version of the fedora
IF THE NUMBERS AREN'T RED - HE'LL LOSE HIS HEAD
can't wait to see the gf later
janny won't be gassed about this
NEED a cheeky death in the next 2 hours and 15 minutes
what happens after that?
Who here /9pmfireworks/
Saw the ones in Sydney harbour, very good desu
>living in Brispain
I'm sorry for your loss
project /gf2017/ begins
I can't wait to celebrate the New Year with all my friends on Sup Forums!
M E M E C I T Y
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2017 doesn't start until WE say it does, drongo
My fleshlight is out for delivery lads
Queen has 12 hours and 10 minutes to die for 2016 to have the perfect ending.
>not just buying a human fleshlight for an hour
hmm
Convinced the Queen isn't going to die before Charles 2bh
alri lads haha anyone else here going to be on /brit/ when 2017 starts? aha waheyy
you snooze you lose
it's already 2017 in poo peeland
I know this is a parody but the actual fucking kip of London
Nah, worst is a straight up rejection. Apparently if you're in the middle they make you wait longer before making a decision. I don't think I've got it anyway but better than them just saying no.
hope so pretty excited for william V
FRESH NEW AJ LADS
korean GF 2017 tho tb h lads
what's the plan for tonight?
who?
*slightly raises my boot off of your neck*
excuse me, mick?
Boss texted me and asked if its ok if she "stops by my house to drop off some paperwork". What do I say
poo and a shower
contemplate the peacefullness of death
begrudgingly watch the shit games of footy on offer
erm you mean king arthur
something aluding to condoms
Next one of you who makes a bad post is going to get it
I mean it
>kip of
Gas yourself promptly
Liverpool and Man City is on later, might watch that
have 2 hours and 4 minutes to get a gf lads
wat do?
"okay"
"sure & then stay for the fireworks, luv ;)"
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just off out to pick up some dom perryarnie to impress the essex tarts lads
I work in Hounslow, fucking shit hole along with every surrounding towns. full of pakis, pound shops and betting shops.
wear something cute
gosh
Ironic really, that we'd get a King Arthur to rule over Britain as it begins it's final slide into irrelevancy and decay.
anybody want a toffifee?
get a bf instead
casetteboy did a good one
"no"
Haha nah I'm right mate
*waits until you set down the box before sneaking a bunch out*
Haha just going to head out now, talk to you later yeah?
what do germans do for NYE?
Ah yes, the radical centrist known as "Cassette Boy".
I can't wait to hear about how everything bad is somebody elses fault for the umpteenth time.
got 3 (three) invites and cba going any
They perform the annual divination ritual to decide whether this year is the year for war
t. PhD in Fritzology
HOUNSLOW MENTIONED
PLS VISIT (DONT IT'S HORRIBLE)
>cba
que?
erm, like, um, FONT sweetie? x
cannæ bæ ærsed mæ
2 hours left lads
Russlandfeldzug
>tfw ugly wife
none of you know this fucking feel
>Go downstairs to the kitchen
>Dad asks: "Still not doing anything tonight user?"
>Go back upstairs
Fucking normies
curry central round there
Shan't be reading one word of that needlessly gargantuan URL let alone bothering to click it
Bottle of Chardonnay, tin of quality street and the new Bridget Jones dvd
Tonight's gonna be a good one xx
nothing really changed since last year so i don't know why people thought of me now wew
>based
>muzzies
Go back to your sandy shithole
so four invites then. i've got at least seven, ladm8
nope, I was wrong
he did it for the Guardian, he's either a regressive lefty now, or he's sold his soul
not sure which is worse
>Won't cheat on you
>Won't leave you for someone better
>Won't shamelessly flirt with all your friends
>Will actually have to have developed a personality to compensate
I wish I knew that feel user
...
>probably won't even wake up until 20 minutes before midnight
same every year
I hate them more than anyone else but that's literally their only redeeming feature m8
>fat women can't cheat or have twisted morals
>fat women have to be interesting
chips?
they were fat chips
which I was gassed about at first
thinking boom they're gonna be soft
that wasn't the case :/
Childhood is when you idolise /brit/
Adulthood is when you realise the janny makes more sense
thanks, i've made all those friends myself
He's always been a left wing nonce
t. Fanny the Janny
He said ugly not fat you dumb nonce
starting on the class As at 12pm what am I like lmao
except the janny destroyed Sup Forums 4 years ago which is why we are all here
>implying they're not mutually exclusive
I don't know, he usually have it equally to all sides
no strong convictions, so nobody to disappoint
>tfw to intelligent to be australian
a self-destructive nihilist
i guess she's a good lass
i want an agatha gf though
my fetish is curly black haired nerdy jewesses
Deport all Muslims from Europe
Anyone who has one of those amazon echo gimmicks deserves to be shot
Testing my new gimmick
>cluster headaches
and no paracetamol
*alexa, report post 69293885*
Really like this gimmick
quite shit
>self-destructive
yes
>nihilist
no I value life, I'm just too weak willed
am fat too paranoid to ever get such a thing
>jewesses
you like large hook noses, sallow skin and sunken eyes?
noice
the fuck is it?
just a microphone for a Siri like AI?