What's the best approach to living with an asshole alcoholic?

What's the best approach to living with an asshole alcoholic?

Move.

at least he's drinking some fine scotch whiskey

Ideally sure, but not an option. Theres other people in the house I need to account for.

you need to beat him up.

t. an actual alcoholic

alcoholics only respond to violence

buy him a case of the best high priced 100 proof alcohol and offer to help him drink it

he will drink himself to death just to finish it before you get any

worked for my sisters husband

true. my father used to beat the shit out of us since i was a kid, but once I got older and beat the fuck out of him he stopped.

some people only understand violence.

Move them out with you.

Why are you being such a dumbass.
If someone is threatening those you love and hurting themselves - you do whatever it takes.

get on his level

Dump all his alcohol down the drain and tell him to fuck off.

Become one yourself.

This
Step dad used to break shit and call my mom names, try to instigate fights with me. Broke his nose and choked him out at 16, seemed like a new person after that.
Almost ten years later he rarely makes eye contact with me and treats my mom so much better

Ask my gf, somehow she manages

This. Take everyone you love and leave. Ideally you would just kick out the drunkard, but as is often the case, they own your home.

In front of you. He knocks the absolute cunt or of her when you're not around, he only got violent towards her after you did that. The first you're gonna know anything about this is when the hospital calls you to tell you she's in a coma and the step dad's been arrested. She'll die too.

Holy shit this is literally me. My dad use to always beat me and my mother but once I became stronger than him he transformed into a grade-A dad. I never fought him but when he tried to act tough I would always stand up to him and he would sit the fuck down.

your probably just a pussy whos too scared to do anything about his dad so you try to make some shit up to make yourself feel better.

Drinking will ease your pain

Put laxatives in every bottle you can, with time negative association will do it's thing.

He will be a little more grumpy in the mean time, but it's worth it.

a clean beating he will never forget

Not to live with an asshole alcoholic

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move out

this. punch him till he starts crying