I am quitting Argentina, fuck Argentina, Spain has given me everything, I renounce Argentina

>I am quitting Argentina, fuck Argentina, Spain has given me everything, I renounce Argentina
>finally I am in Spain, the land that has given me everything
>SENTENCED TO 21 MONTHS OF JAIL
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA

>Argentina in charge of knowing what a suspended sentence is

21 months of jail

KJASKAJSKAJSKAJKS HE GIFTED HIMSELF

>the land that has given me everything
that would be catalonia

he should just stay in the bahamas his whole life

Why do Argentinians hate him so much? You're a poor country full of niggers and football is probably your only relief, why do you hate on the one guy that gets you far into every tournment you play? Know you probably won't even qualify for WC18

By the way he is not spending 1 day in prison, you should check how things work in Spain and how much money this guy has

thats not going to happen though

We are not full of niggers. We are full of italians and you know it.

THIS SHIT LITERALLY WRITES ITSELF UP, YOU CANT MAKE IT UP

AHAHAHAHAHHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Catolonia NT when?

I know there are a lot of Italians there, but I remember hearing you are 20% niggers or something like that

>Lionel Messi's prison sentence is another penalty he won't complete
wew

Argentina used to be a developed country comparable to Western Europe

How the fuck did ya'll regress?

>sending people to jail for non-violent acts

That's not true at all. We are 50% white and 50% brown. There are no africans niggers here, gladly.

Pretty sure we are the most developed country in Latin America, check HDI rankings

>someone sells your national secrets to another country
>he can't do jail time! he dindu noffin!

>Shiniest turd in the septic tank

We are also more developed than some EU members

...

will he be given the savon d'or?

>national secrets
you mean the mafia secrets? government = mafia

>niggers
>Italians

That's the same thing.

why does catalonia have such great players?

Argentina
>60% italian
>goat basketball, polo, rugby, hockey, soccer, etc.
>in fact the best italians in rugby history have been argentinian
>5 argentines in the 1934/38 "italian" world cup winning squad, including Orsi who was the GOAT next to Meazza

>We are also more developed than some EU members
Again
>Shiniest turd in the septic tank

>better than 75% of the world
>hurr why aren't you a shinning beacon of hope and freedom?
why aren't you?

>we are more developed than Romania and Bulgaria

Oh wow it's fucking nothing

I thought that was Uruguay

>developed
your cities are disgusting tbqh, buenos aires is dirty and old, and your economy is falling apart

>your economy is falling apart
Macri is fixing it though. Long-term outlook is incredibly positive. It's just 1 bad year and then we'll have normal inflation and such.

>chile
>cities

Fuck you.

Oh,look. Another araucano pretending to be human.

Peronism among other things.